Before becoming a politician Nicola Sturgeon had a brief and somewhat unsuccessful career in the world of law. Which means she has no excuse whatsoever for this:
Because in law, yes it does. That’s EXACTLY what it means.
Warning: despite the quite zingy title this is actually going to be a very dry stats post, readers. It is, on the other hand, based on a man having something disturbingly close to a complete psychotic mental breakdown, so there’s always that for a bit of colour.
Because the paragraph above, and in particular the highlighted part, is without a doubt the most dishonest, diametrically false and wildly extreme lie about Scottish politics that we’ve ever seen anyone tell in the 13.5 years of Wings Over Scotland’s existence.
As we’ve repeatedly pointed out, Wings has made NO comments about the “workplace harassment” allegations made against Alex Salmond several years ago. We’ve only commented on the CRIMINAL allegations, and workplace harassment isn’t a crime. (It’s a matter for an employment tribunal, not the police.)
But the real question is WHY Andy Wightman is so doggedly attached to these two complainers that he’s determined to keep digging himself further into a hole of lies. And everyone knows what you tend to find when you start digging holes.
A few months ago, we all had a good chuckle at Pete Wishart’s screeching 180-degree turn on the subject of using a plebiscitary election for independence, a strategy which switched overnight from “suicidal, disastrous fringe lunacy with no hope of success” to “genius plan Nicola herself came up with”.
But after that crude ad-hoc field patch, we’re delighted to be able to report that Pete has submitted himself to SNP HQ for a full operating system update and is now fully compliant with the New Truth.
The SNP have been all over the place since Wednesday’s judgement of the Supreme Court. Astonishingly, the party hadn’t prepared an agreed line in the event of the Court ruling against it, with the result that various party figures had popped up with all sorts of different versions of what a supposed plebiscite election would mean.
Let’s get straight to the point: this is a straight-up categorical lie.
Since Wednesday’s events there’s been a lot of chatter and confusion on social media about whether the Scottish Government has the ability to trigger a snap Holyrood election and use it as a de facto plebiscite on independence.
The short answer, as we told you yesterday, is “officially no, in practice yes”. But that needs a bit of further explanation, so as usual let’s do the job of actual journalism that nobody else in Scotland can apparently be bothered to.
We are, as always, absolutely enthralled at the prospect of discovering from James Kelly what our vile secret masterplan has been over the last 18 months.
It really is deeply dispiriting the see the level of utter burning contempt in which Nicola Sturgeon holds the independence movement, if this is the sort of ludicrously insulting garbage she thinks it’ll swallow.
Young Lochinvar on Monster Zero: “Geri The biggest terrorist are the English.. True. They just give themselves a good press.. Well happy anniversary today of…” Sep 19, 01:07
Alf Baird on Monster Zero: “I gather an English education was introduced first to India in the 19th century to create an assimilated native elite…” Sep 18, 23:41
Confused on Monster Zero: “johnny the jobby, strikes again, with his bigmouth … main is on the case, trying to do with quantity what…” Sep 18, 23:07
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: “The dried fruit bint is bleating that her pals, Westminster MPs Ayoub Khan, Shockat Adam, Iqbal Mohamed and Adnan Hussein,…” Sep 18, 23:02
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: ““The squabbling soon kicks off” My! What kind of cant would behave like that? The mind boggles. But surely you…” Sep 18, 22:37
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: ““Ten years ago today since indy vote” This is really interesting stuff, Barbs. Can we infer you lose one year…” Sep 18, 22:27
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: “@ Barbie says: 18 September, 2025 at 9:20 pm “The biggest terrorists on the planet are the English” So what…” Sep 18, 22:11
Geri on Monster Zero: “Thanks Sarah. Jeez, I dunno what happened there where I went back a year thinking it was 2024. I wish…” Sep 18, 22:10
Geri on Monster Zero: “Infiltrated already – it never takes long. The establishment is renowned for getting where shit wouldn’t. She shouldn’t have unofficially…” Sep 18, 22:05
David Holden on Monster Zero: “Is it safe to come out yet or is the ginger man/baby still getting his arse kissed by those that…” Sep 18, 21:56
George Ferguson on Monster Zero: “@Willie I don’t have the answers to the current situation but if the polls are correct then we are heading…” Sep 18, 21:54
sarah on Monster Zero: “@ Geri at 8.49: It was planned to be on the 11th anniversary i.e. today 18.9.2025.” Sep 18, 21:53
Geri on Monster Zero: “The biggest terrorists on the planet are the English. That’s a fact. “The British Empire – where the sun never…” Sep 18, 21:20
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “This cut to the UN budget does that include the broom cupboard in Geneva? Because there’s some serious diplomatic shit…” Sep 18, 21:17
Willie on Monster Zero: “Frankly George I wonder if some of our dimwit population care if there is a two tier health. system. I…” Sep 18, 21:16
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “He never. He thought he was one of the staff.” Sep 18, 20:56
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “This disgusting little man likes to lay wreaths for Terrorists.” Sep 18, 20:53
Geri on Monster Zero: “Alf, Was it planned for the 18th of September or was that just coincidence? *Sigh* Ten years ago today since…” Sep 18, 20:49
Geri on Monster Zero: “Yer beloved Supreme Court disagrees with you. (There’s a surprise, not) https://x.com/AngusBMacNeil/status/1692173788585099552?t=8JvguPXO6hYtFzDhl95J4Q&s=19” Sep 18, 20:36
Aidan on Monster Zero: “No Geri – every conflict or dispute related to constitutional law cannot be decided by a public vote, for reasons…” Sep 18, 20:26
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “I see ‘Bully boy alpha males’ that Sturgeon talks about is still in the SNP https://archive.is/ePMzg Hepburn was a very…” Sep 18, 20:25
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “Looks like the new party headed by Jeremy Corbyn isn’t doing too well with tales of unauthorised membership portals and…” Sep 18, 20:08
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: “Guardian Online is reporting that the UN faces a $500 million budget cut and will have to shed 20% of…” Sep 18, 20:07
Geri on Monster Zero: ““You haven’t given me an answer to who you think, other than the courts, has authority to determine issues of…” Sep 18, 20:06
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “I see that UK public sector broadcasters want legislation to force social media platforms like Youtube to give them more…” Sep 18, 20:03
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “I think a lot of attitudes are going to change between now and May. An awful lot. What happens in…” Sep 18, 19:59
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: ““Hatey likes to pretend that I and others who think like me go around breaking laws any time we feel…” Sep 18, 19:56
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “I see that there is still US tariffs on Whisky. I’ve got a feeling that Trump looked at Swinney at…” Sep 18, 19:54
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “Two Tier Keir. The political class are all singing from the same hymn sheet. It’s wake up time for a…” Sep 18, 19:43
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “Having a not guilty verdict in a court of law doesn’t necessary mean innocence but could mean that there isn’t…” Sep 18, 19:41