While ploughing through hundreds of pages of hysterical drivel about Alex Salmond in the Scottish press this week, extra-alert readers may have also been aware of quite a stushie going on between the SNP-controlled Glasgow City Council (GCC) and a group of representatives and fans of Scotland’s newest professional football club The Rangers FC, such as Tory list MSP Adam “WATP” Tomkins (pictured below).
Last night’s unexpected events caused a meltdown in the Unionist community on a scale we can’t remember seeing before. Alex Salmond doing the exact thing they’d all been calling on him to do for days provoked an absolute apocalypse of spluttering, incandescent fury in which more people made idiots of themselves at once than the last time “Rangers” had a share issue.
Well, this is odd. An alert reader has sent us the response they just received from the BBC to a question about our recent banning from YouTube, and it’s curious.
“No discretion”, eh? That’s not what they said last week.
The data in this Scottish Government reply to an alert reader this week pretty much speaks for itself, so we’re not going to add too much to it.
The number of FOI requests submitted to the Scottish Government by the BBC in the past three years (112) is more than 25% higher than the total number submitted in the previous seven years (89).
The number submitted by Labour in 2017 was more than TEN TIMES as many as it submitted in 2008, and twice as many as any other year.
The number submitted by the Tories in 2017 was a third more than the total number submitted in the previous NINE years (92). They’ve also exceeded that total in the first seven months of this year alone.
And as the highlighted passage notes, the true numbers are considerably higher.
It really takes some going to stand out for especially terrible journalism in the Scottish press this week, given the vast acres of page-space that are still being devoted to truly abysmal, and borderline legally-actionable, barrel-scraping articles about the recent allegations made against Alex Salmond. So hats off to perhaps the only man who could possibly have achieved it.
It’s around this time of year that we always enjoy a delve in the impenetrable enigma that is the membership of Scottish Labour. (As gathered together in the picture below during Jeremy Corbyn’s last trip to Edinburgh.)
The Scottish media has really had to scrape the barrel to give a negative spin to some NHS stats today. The Herald, Daily Mail, Daily Record and Scotsman all feature a story concerning an increase in ambulance waiting times, noting that the number of callouts taking more than ten minutes has doubled in four years.
What they’re a lot more reluctant to reveal is that the reason for that is a deliberate policy change which has meant ambulances have been saving more people’s lives.
Scotland’s newspapers are just one gigantic filthy avalanche of stinking, poisonous sewage today. They’re a disgrace to both journalism and humanity, and if we started listing the reasons why we wouldn’t be finished until sometime on Tuesday.
So instead, we’re going to do something we haven’t done before and probably never will again: we’re going to link you – unironically, unsarcastically and unarchived – to a post on the blog of the hyper-extremist SNP-hating BritNat fundamentalist zoombat “Effie Deans”, because astonishingly it occupies a moral plane infinitely far above any of the gutter-dredging, hate-crazed scum working in Scotland’s professional media.
That’s how far they’ve sunk. Effie Deans is looking down on them like an astronaut gazing from high orbit into the darkest depths of the Marianas Trench.
This is it here. And that’s all we have to say on the subject.
We’re sure that the USA, Russia and China (to name but three off the top of our heads) will be startled and dismayed to learn that they’re no longer “serious” nations. But possibly not quite as surprised as the government of Denmark will be to learn that they’re in a monetary union with France.
Northcode on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Oh, My God, AI Dan… that was one of the most interesting posts I’ve ever read in this place. There…” May 27, 15:23
Morgatron on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Camper Van!! you just couldn’t get a more apt name for a mode of transport for they two other than…” May 27, 15:12
Northcode on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “To be honest, and I rarely am, If I thought the English colonial state was protecting me in perpetuity from…” May 27, 15:07
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It is based on random figures because the figures you’ve provided are wrong, as I’ve pointed out before and as…” May 27, 14:42
prj on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Has Peter Murrell’s mother been interviewed by the police? Just curious because she can disprove or prove Sturgeon’s story.” May 27, 14:37
Mark Beggan on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “The Sex Pistols song ‘Liar’ is a more precise artistic understanding of the situation and its only one word. No…” May 27, 14:34
paul on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Nick, you clearly has never benn in loving,passionate wedlock” May 27, 14:32
paul on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “a slap on the wrist…and lot of dough, no mention of any recoveries.” May 27, 14:29
Mark Beggan on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Well done Rev. The carrion are circling. The hounds smell blood. The game is afoot. The ‘English media’ are foaming…” May 27, 14:25
Nick on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “I feel like not enough is being made of Murrell loaning the SNP £107,000. Even then did it not occur…” May 27, 14:18
Alf Baird on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““pick random figures out of thin air” That it can be demonstrated that a resource-rich Scotland controlled by a poorer…” May 27, 14:16
Rev. Stuart Campbell on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““Murrell & Sturgeon, as in Burke & Hare.” Today’s article was nearly called “Shopping With Burke & Hare” after the…” May 27, 14:04
Socrates MacSporran on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Peter Murrell and Nicola Sturgeon: the Fred Astaire and Jane Powell of Scottish politics. I call them this because of…” May 27, 14:03
Rev. Stuart Campbell on All The Dirt From My Eyes: ““Not her role as First Minister. Arguably, that is not the role of the First Minister and she may be…” May 27, 14:03
Roland Watson on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “This is making me wonder about all those whatsapp messages that Sturgeon and others illegally deleted en masse at the…” May 27, 13:55
paul on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “…or give her a little podium. Getting her out of the interview room would then become the problem.” May 27, 13:55
Sarah Johnson on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “The most infuriating thing about Sturgeon getting off Scot-free is that there is now no chance she will be forced…” May 27, 13:53
Karen on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “AA can’t be a very good lawyer if he doesn’t know /understand the companies act. Also, he has a conflict…” May 27, 13:44
Campbell Clansman on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Murrell and Sturgeon looted Scotland. And (prediction) they’ll get away with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Because…” May 27, 13:42
Ex President Xiden on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Mr Anwar should try some stand up if he thinks his claim that she insisted she would provide a written…” May 27, 13:35
Roy on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Not her role as First Minister. Arguably, that is not the role of the First Minister and she may be…” May 27, 13:35
Northcode on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It looks like it’s time for a wee reminder… in Scots, tae. Ther scarce be a wird pit doun here…” May 27, 13:34
Dave Llewellyn on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “If the police wanted her to talk they should have put a TV cameraman behind the camera” May 27, 13:32
Bobo bunny on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Get tore into her. Burn her whole world down. Don’t stop until she is behind bars.” May 27, 13:32
paul on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “replace ambivalence with hostility and I’ll go right along” May 27, 13:31
Craig P on All The Dirt From My Eyes: ““it was not the role of the First Minister to sign off accounts that was for the party treasurer.” Classic…” May 27, 13:25
Sven on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Whilst Ms Sturgeon will have been formally cautioned, I doubt that it will have been under the provisions of Pace,…” May 27, 13:20
AlMac on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “As has been said elsewhere, all this illustrates Sturgeon’s ambivalence to Independence. Large amounts of money that could have been…” May 27, 13:18
Al-Stuart on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “. Hi Stuart, It is a huge comfort knowing all of those hours and all of the corrupt efforts to…” May 27, 12:58
paul on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “I think you are being to cruel. As far as I can tell, her wedding night was her first encounter…” May 27, 12:50