We must admit we haven’t been keeping fully up to date with our Thickest Politician In Scotland rankings recently, mainly because they’ve been so deluged with submissions that we can barely scratch the backlog.
This is the 5,000th post since Wings Over Scotland began in November 2011, which is just shy of two a day, every single day, since then. We wanted such a landmark post to be something serious and significant, but in light of the utter brain-melting futility of trying to write anything sensible about politics in the UK today that won’t be overtaken by ridiculous events within seven minutes, screw it, we’re going to this instead.
So we’ll see you all later this evening for the result of Theresa May’s confidence vote. What’s the worst that could happen?
On one level you have to feel a bit sorry for Scottish Unionists. Having believed until very late in the day that they’d win a crushing victory in the 2014 indyref and put the matter to bed for a century, they’ve never been able to relax since.
And this week the fear has them well and truly in its grip.
The hapless Scottish Secretary demonstrated the lack of self-awareness for which he’s famous when he said at the weekend that the thing he warned would threaten the Union (a defeat for the PM’s Brexit deal) was going to happen on Tuesday, at which point – having said he’d resign if the Union was threatened – he’s made it absolutely clear that he ISN’T going to resign.
Brexit isn’t really this site’s remit, which is why we’ve been relatively quiet in recent weeks as the UK’s shambolic exit from the EU hogs all the news and Scottish politics has been relegated to a largely-dormant backwater in the press.
Yes supporters don’t speak with one voice on the EU, and while we’re in favour of it we’ve long said that the indy movement can’t really move on until the fog clears and we know for sure what Brexit’s going to look like. Deciding whether to be part of the EU should be a decision for an independent Scotland to make, not a precondition.
But dear lord, this is such a mess it needs to be examined.
We all knew this already, of course. Last year we commissioned a poll from Panelbase which found an enormous 41-point gap between Yes and No voters on immigration. But it was still nice to have it both confirmed and laid out so clearly by Sir John Curtice on Good Morning Scotland earlier today.
(About 1h 55m in. We’re having some trouble recording sound on our new PC at the moment, we’ll get you a proper audio link as soon as we’ve figured it out.)
It’s worth keeping to hand the next time some witless Scottish Labour goon tries to tell you that independence is bad because it’s “separatist” and that voting for the Union is the international-solidarity option. Because that’s a flat-out lie.
We now have the verdicts on Brexit from three of the UK’s four nations. The Scottish Parliament, speaking for the Scottish nation, voted overwhelmingly this afternoon to reject both Theresa May’s draft agreement and leaving the EU without a deal.
We’re on about Day 79 of NoScottishPoliticsNewsGate (today’s big “EXCLUSIVE!” in the Herald is something we told you about last Friday, and was also an “exclusive” in yesterday’s Scottish Sun), so we found ourselves getting diverted by something else in the papers this morning.
The Scottish Daily Mail had a piece on the cost of train journeys from Scotland, and living in Bath you don’t need to tell us how scandalously expensive British railways are compared to almost any other country in the Northern Hemisphere.
But the Mail is the Mail, and it couldn’t help distorting even an open-goal of a story like that until it had almost no relation to reality. And it’s a very useful illustration, should anybody need yet another one, of how this country’s newspapers vastly mislead their readers without actually technically lying.
At a time of unprecedented political chaos and uncertainty, just about the only thing you can still count on is that for any given situation, senior Labour figures will issue proclamations both firmly in favour of it and stoutly opposed to it, usually the same day.
So the stories below, which are respectively from today’s Scotsman and today’s Times, won’t come as much of a shock to anyone.
But against the odds, we think we’ve made some sense of it.
Cuphook on Pick Your Poison: “The main stimulus for voting Reform is immigration, specifically Muslim immigration. This is why I think that their vote will…” May 7, 12:22
Marie on Pick Your Poison: “Don’t know what to do about the candidate paper. They’re all bought/captured/owned by external actors. What’s the point? May vote…” May 7, 12:21
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “Voting advice for a people seeking their liberation from an imperial coloniZer. Indigenous, liberty-seeking Scots should NOT vote – UNDER…” May 7, 12:20
Aidan on The value bet: “Not you James, you aren’t capable of understanding a subject like GERS and you’re too stubborn to try. Thankfully you’re…” May 7, 12:16
Cuphook on Pick Your Poison: “You seriously think any politician appreciates the nobility of your spoilt ballot?” May 7, 12:13
James on The value bet: “Wilma’s mates in the 77th doing the postal count again this time? Or is that just referendums?” May 7, 12:13
James on The value bet: “Doesn’t do irony either, it seems. Another poxy unionist warmongering troll. But nicely shot down in flames. Again. Never learns.…” May 7, 12:10
James on The value bet: “Should we all seek out your truthful “GERS” bible, charlatan man? You are nothing but a colonial snake oil salesman;…” May 7, 12:04
lothianlad on Pick Your Poison: “Sturgeon and the Brit infested SNP leadership have done a job at stiffling the independence movement. The New parcel of…” May 7, 12:00
Colin Alexander on Pick Your Poison: “I won’t be voting on the candidate voting paper. But Tommy Sheridan is top nominee for the Alliance To Liberate…” May 7, 11:59
sam on Pick Your Poison: “Hi Sven, In East Lothian where I am I see a large turnout of the elderly, including a frail 90…” May 7, 11:58
100%Yes on Pick Your Poison: “Sven, Same where I live, looking on the TV their doesn’t seem to be large turn out for the SNP…” May 7, 11:53
Bilbo on Pick Your Poison: “If Reform does do well today, IMHO I think it is more to do with general dissatisfaction where every part…” May 7, 11:50
James on The value bet: “Up early, Adrian? Must be cauld in that curryvan. You should do some spooning.” May 7, 11:47
Aidan on The value bet: ““R” is a good option if you don’t value things like liberty and freedom of expression. It’s really sad that…” May 7, 11:41
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “Cuphook Go & spoil yer constituency ballot & vote Alliance on the Regional list. If yer still indy, that is.…” May 7, 11:33
Aidan on The value bet: “If an accurate summary of Craig Murray’s blog is “tarnishing” then that speaks volumes doesn’t it Dan. Is Craig not…” May 7, 11:28
Cuphook on Pick Your Poison: “I think Reform will do better than expected. Their voters are more motivated. I spent two years campaigning full-time during…” May 7, 11:16
Northcode on The value bet: “” Unless you were standing under another name you weren’t on my ballots.” My name is Legion, for we are…” May 7, 11:16
Sven on Pick Your Poison: “No Party workers in evidence where I cast my votes this morning, 100%. So, no exit poll here. We’ve not…” May 7, 11:14
Sven on The value bet: “Just cast my two votes, Northy. Unless you were standing under another name you weren’t on my ballots, or I’d…” May 7, 11:04
Captain Caveman on Seven Days Too Long: “Ha! What’s that Scots expression? “Telt”” May 7, 10:56
Dan on Pick Your Poison: “Re-posting this info on voting options in specific areas. 1st vote: Constituencies. https://whocanivotefor.co.uk/elections/sp.c.2026-05-07/scottish-parliament-elections-constituencies/ 2nd vote: Regions. https://whocanivotefor.co.uk/elections/sp.r.2026-05-07/scottish-parliament-elections-regions/” May 7, 10:56
KOF on Binfire Of The Vanities: “With respect, this is Satan’s Little Season and you are a fool for listening to men. Belieive in Jesus and…” May 7, 10:56
Northcode on The value bet: ““Best of luck Craig!!” Seconded, and a good comment well said, Geri.” May 7, 10:52
Geri on The value bet: “Thanks Northcode! It lets others know too x” May 7, 10:51
Geri on Seven Days Too Long: “TL/DR Off you pop now… Don’t come crying when the police become militarised to go with the police state they’ve…” May 7, 10:45
Geri on The value bet: “That’ll be because the British State rig elections. I found it hard to believe the results of the last one…” May 7, 10:40
Northcode on The value bet: “I was going to suggest that as an alternative to voting ATLS, if there isn’t an ATLS candidate standing in…” May 7, 10:34
Captain Caveman on Seven Days Too Long: “Oh man, you are hilarious. 😀 Some maniac waving a knife indiscriminately at innocent bystanders and police officers – having…” May 7, 10:31