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Wings Over Scotland


A page on which we record the holders of the title The Thickest Politician In Scotland, operating under the principles of the Unofficial Football World Championships.


1. Alex Cole-Hamilton (Lib Dem) (b) (c)
2. James Kelly (Lab)
3. Jamie Greene (Con) (b) (c) (d) (e) (f) (g), (h)
4. Brian Whittle (Con)
5. Hugh Gaffney (Lab)
6. Kirstene Hair (Con)
7. Annie Wells (Con) (b) (c) (d) (e)


8 Jamie Greene
4 Annie Wells
3 Alex Cole-Hamilton
1 Kirstene Hair
1 Hugh Gaffney
1 Brian Whittle
1 James Kelly

Rules: Records began on 8 October 2018. Any current serving Scottish politician is eligible, regardless of party. A contender is deemed to be the new champion whenever they defeat the current holder with actions or utterances so unimaginably thick as to prove themselves worthy of the title, by our sole and final judgement. The notional initial holder was Jamie Greene, because, well, obviously.

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