But they also ruled that because Dugdale is a drooling halfwitted imbecile who doesn’t know what simple words mean she was entitled to use her stupidity and ignorance as a defence, so we lost the case and to this day (the original smear having happened way back in 2017) our lawyers are still negotiating with her lawyers over the final costs.
So trust us when we tell you this: today’s front-page lead in the Herald On Sunday is a great big pile of stinky unmitigated horse-bollocks.
We’ve just been sent this report from today’s meeting of the SNP’s National Executive Committee, which ended a short time ago. There’s no official confirmation yet but it’s come to us from several independent sources and we’re sure it’s true.
(“NS” and “JC” are of course Nicola Sturgeon and Joanna Cherry.)
Two weeks ago a Wings scoop caused quite a furore to erupt around the SNP’s ham-fisted and corruptly-motivated attempts to increase BAME and disabled representation at this year’s Holyrood election.
We’ve always been opposed to what were until recently known as “quotas”, and prior to that “positive discrimination”, but have now been cunningly rebranded as “diversity and inclusion” because that’s a much more difficult thing to say you object to.
It’s easy to make an honourable-sounding case against any form of “discrimination”, because decent and civilised people are taught to automatically think of discrimination as a bad thing, even if you put “positive” in front of it.
So the word “quotas” was adopted to move the concept from a pejorative term to a neutral noun – objecting to “quotas” doesn’t sound intolerant, any more than objecting to (say) “procedures” does. So that’s fine, because you can still discuss it like adults without too much unpleasantness.
But those pushing the agenda got smarter still by changing the name again. If you say you object to “diversity and inclusion”, you sound like a monster and a racist, because diversity and inclusion are plainly good things – no decent person wants to live in a monoculture, or to exclude anybody from society – and so the debate is immediately drowned out by self-righteous tossers screaming “BIGOT!” and “NAZI!” at everyone.
And yet in the context of social policy the three phrases mean the exact same thing. They’re all systems for overriding raw democracy so as to increase the representation of selected groups at the expense of other groups, for one reason or another.
(Sometimes it’s ostensibly just penance for historical wrongs, while at other times it’s supposedly for economic benefits, and so on.)
And while the proponents of those systems will openly argue that the only group being disadvantaged is straight white men so it’s all fine (because nobody likes straight white men and anyone standing up for them can be easily dismissed as a “gammon” for lots of woke points and Twitter likes), it isn’t even remotely close to the truth.
Because in “diversity and inclusion”, some groups are a lot more included than others.
Something most people don’t know about the infamous Spanish Inquisition is that it was never the Catholic Church that actually executed heretics. Particularly if a prisoner had refused to confess their vile heresy even under torture, the Church instead handed them over to the “mercy” of the state to deliver their end.
So SNP MP Kirsty Blackman (or as we understand some are already calling her, “the Tiny Torquemada“) would have fitted right in with it.
We don’t yet know what happened regarding the supposed definition of transphobia – our source thinks that it may have been postponed due to not being able to get the required 2/3 vote for an emergency agenda item.
But we know that something even madder DID happen.
Approximately 40,000 people have left the SNP in the last five years – among them hundreds (at least) of women who quit because of the party’s total lack of action against its abusive, misogynist transactivist wing.
Kirsten Oswald is a brainless knife-and-fork operator and always has been. But Keith Brown must go home at night and drape towels over all the mirrors so he doesn’t have to look at himself after putting his name to that.
This site spent a lot of the indyref documenting the Scottish media’s obsession with “SNP accused” articles, in which they’d make a big deal out of any random nobody accusing the SNP of some absurdly trivial misdeed.
But today, curiously, absolutely none of them have covered this:
Which is weird, because that seems like, y’know, quite a big story.
Lorncal on Happy Anniversary: “The problem is two-fold, Fearghas: 1) Stonewall very successfully managed to persuade many people that ‘trans’ was the new ‘gay’…” Apr 17, 13:02
Aidan on Happy Anniversary: “Gosh that sounds terrible Geri – no point in Scotland trying to spend any time appealing to that organisation then!” Apr 17, 13:01
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Happy Anniversary: “‘IT’S A RED CARD’: PREMIER LEAGUE BLASTED FOR PROMOTING LGBT PRIDE The Premier League is facing heavy criticism for promoting…” Apr 17, 12:33
Lorncal on Happy Anniversary: “I don’t think it was just Old Labour who defected to the SNP, but New Labour, too, and it is…” Apr 17, 12:27
Cynicus on Happy Anniversary: ““ If governments are not following the law on this issue, what other things are they not following the law…” Apr 17, 12:25
James Barr Gardner on Happy Anniversary: “Don’t forget Piracy on the high seas by America and Isrral, not long now before the UK joins the fuckaneers…” Apr 17, 12:23
James Barr Gardner on Happy Anniversary: “COVID seemingly has reduced IQ by 10 points ! Some folk cannot afford to lose 10 points !” Apr 17, 12:17
Geri on Happy Anniversary: “The UN lives in fear. The US & it’s minion have permeated every department. Death threats to judges, illegal sanctions,…” Apr 17, 11:58
Alf Baird on Happy Anniversary: “Yes George, “I don’t trust them” either, and why would any nationalist trust colonial administrators like Swinney and his gang?…” Apr 17, 11:51
sarah on Happy Anniversary: “@ Bilbo at 07.29: “Isn’t it time [for]…getting people elected to Holyrood from parties outside of the mainstream…” Yes, of…” Apr 17, 11:48
Alf Baird on Happy Anniversary: ““Hollyrood legislation” is subordinate to our Westminster rulers, Hatey. If London dinna like it it disnae become UK legislation, as…” Apr 17, 11:46
ABruce on Happy Anniversary: “George Ferguson @ 7:43 pm; you are wrong, the number of people with IQ’s over 80 who don’t understand the…” Apr 17, 11:43
William G Walker on Happy Anniversary: “WELL DONE ALF BAIRD! Postal vote done: ALLIANCE TO LIBERATE SCOTLAND!! DITTO, DITTO!!” Apr 17, 10:01
Marie on Happy Anniversary: “Probably – but I’m referring to the candidate – not the average constituent.” Apr 17, 09:43
TURABDIN on Happy Anniversary: “PAPAM TESTICULOS HABET! Pope Leo dares to utter what so many dare not even think. Fear of America & its…” Apr 17, 09:33
Alf Baird on Happy Anniversary: “Postal vote done: ALLIANCE TO LIBERATE SCOTLAND” Apr 17, 08:13
Alf Baird on Happy Anniversary: ““If the SNP promote such policies and tactics to silence debate by intimidation, it demonstrates that they have no plan…” Apr 17, 08:08
Willie on Happy Anniversary: “This picture says it all about what the SNP is. We live in a country with huge issues all around…” Apr 17, 08:01
Bilbo on Happy Anniversary: “What seems to get missed in the election hysteria that on woman’s issues the Scottish government is not following the…” Apr 17, 07:29
Cynicus on Happy Anniversary: “Marie says: 16 April, 2026 at 5:34 pm “My Reform candidate couldn’t even give the correct name for my constituency.”…” Apr 17, 06:11
Watching from afar on Happy Anniversary: “FFS giesabrek! Are placards promoting violence towards those who disagree not a crime? If the SNP promote such policies and…” Apr 17, 03:33
Peter McAvoy on Happy Anniversary: “I vaguely remember the airborne project I think it was fairly successful,so have it on a trial period to see…” Apr 17, 01:55
Geri on Happy Anniversary: “I think Eve Comrie has made her feelings about GRR perfectly clear. I believe it even cost her friendship with…” Apr 17, 00:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “George I think it was big Theo who hopped it to Australia once the game here was clearly up. Just…” Apr 17, 00:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “HMcH Just watching ITNs “special” this evening on shop lifting plus the social media inflamed gang shop lifting spree going…” Apr 17, 00:06
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “Fair enough George, but it will have brought the existence of the party to peoples consciousness, something MSN and (ahem)…” Apr 16, 23:41
Confused on Happy Anniversary: “it’s something I’ve noticed with you; first of all, you aren’t that smart or well-read for a start, not many…” Apr 16, 22:55
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Geri What Supreme Court Ruling are you referring to? The biggest single legal ruling of all time is what I…” Apr 16, 22:52
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “An excellent plan of action, Confused. The contracts for design, build, running and maintenance of Scotland’s gas chambers will be…” Apr 16, 22:36
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““I don’t think it’s best buddy” Here you go, Geri: “I don’t think” Fixed it for you. Pin that one…” Apr 16, 22:26