For many years now, whenever I’ve done one of those “Which Political Party Should You Be In?” online quiz things, it always says that I’m a Green, which is weird because I really hate cyclists. Nevertheless, it was still the result when I did one most recently, just last month.
So I decided that for the first time in my life it was finally time to join a political party.
“Why can’t you just be kind?” is the signature cry of the transcult. Anyone professing a belief in the material reality of biology in 2021 is viciously attacked as a cruel and heartless bigot for refusing to affirm and validate this sort of madness:
The non-party women’s-rights group For Women Scotland have just published their 2021 election guide. Wings endorses its contents and recommends readers check it out by clicking the image below.
Just over a hundred years ago, the rights of women in the UK were still entirely decided by men. Women didn’t have the vote (a small minority would be given it in 1918, but most would have another decade to wait), there were no women in Parliament, and women basically had no say in anything that happened.
Record scratch and jump-cut to the present day.
That’s Kirsty Blackman, an SNP MP elected in 2015 who wouldn’t even have been allowed to stand for election a hundred years earlier, and who seems determined to take women’s rights back to that century.
The First Minister released a short film this week.
While it has the character of a hostage video, with terrorists just off-camera pointing a gun at the unfortunate victim and forcing them to read out a pre-prepared text, sadly we doubt that was the case. We think this is really what she believes and intends.
At the weekend we all beheld the bizarre sight of two supposed investigative Scottish politics journalists sneering and trying to play down what appeared to be a genuinely major story about a live police inquiry into a possible £600,000 criminal fraud involving the party of government in Scotland.
Both of them work for the same rival outlet, so the most generous interpretation that could reasonably be put on their curious behaviour is that they were simply trying to focus attention instead on that outlet’s own big Sunday splash – also ostensibly a story of political fraud, albeit on a much smaller scale.
So let’s just clear that one up now to help them out.
James Jones on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Rev. Spooner says: “the SNP mouthpiece was at pains to make the point that “no public money was stolen”. Now…” May 27, 11:40
Captain Caveman on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “2020 was a bit of a kerchinger, by the looks!” May 27, 11:16
Chas on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Absolute mince……..as usual. Very easy to pick random figures out of thin air. It’s all you have. But no quotes…” May 27, 11:16
Captain Caveman on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Surprised no one noticed the 6-wheel campervan. I think my missus would’ve raised an eyebrow at that point 😀” May 27, 11:10
Captain Caveman on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““I fancy a nice set of Salt n Pepper grinders.” Salt n Pepper…? I just had the most ghastly fleeting…” May 27, 11:05
Alf Baird on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““NOT estranged when the thefts were carried out” Likewise, Scotland and England are not exactly ‘estranged’, the former held tighter…” May 27, 10:28
Socrates MacSporran on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It is a clear demonstration of how thick Starmer and the Labour Government are, that they are not rushing to…” May 27, 10:04
agentx on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““Murrell, who is Nicola Sturgeon’s estranged husband, pled guilty to embezzling £400,310.65 from the SNP over a 12-year period.” ——————————————————-…” May 27, 09:47
agentx on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Murrell’s escalating thefts 2010: £537 2011: £706 2012: £1083 2013: £1,518 2014: £3,425 2015: £5,520 2016: £46,284 2017: £43,724 2018:…” May 27, 09:40
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “@sarah: glad you both enjoyed it. My friend remembered his dad singing it to him at bath-time when he was…” May 27, 09:30
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “£85,000 a year is about £56,000 after tax (but before pension contributions, and fixed costs like housing). So the £400k…” May 27, 09:28
DavidT on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I am not making excuses for her, but it’s reasonable to assume that if he had an annual income of…” May 27, 09:01
Willie on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Definition of stupidity the promotion of two votes SNP it is not young Lochinvar. Rather it is the definition of…” May 27, 08:34
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “BBC is reporting that Murrell bought “a bottle of Loctite super glue (£3.50)”. I wonder, as a bit of a…” May 27, 08:33
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Here you go YL. This is what is really going on in the world: https://unherd.com/2025/10/military-drones-will-upend-the-world/?ref=refinnar The people controlling the supply…” May 27, 08:06
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Drop a few hints and she might get a copy of Sturgeon’s Collected Speeches for you.” May 27, 07:15
James on The Final Robbery: “I salute wings, always a top notch read and putting the rest to shame. Well done sir!” May 27, 06:58
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Anyone else just sitting idly assessing this whole mess, and the whole mother of all messes down in London, and…” May 27, 04:19
gm on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/26/sturgeon-husband-murrell-crimes-jewellery/” May 27, 02:26
GM on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Click on the pictures above. Also Telegraph, Sun, Reptile, even the BBC (who backed her to the hilt whilst hounding…” May 27, 02:23
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “GM Link please? Ye know, that’s 2/3rds of the party leaders/ seniors during the independence debates have either been described…” May 27, 02:03
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Frank According to reports on the BBC ££where££ then a fair old percentage of purchases were from what you would…” May 27, 01:46
A2 on Woman buys thing with own money: “Who’d a thunk I’d remember about this post after all this time? (Is that first line an edit?)” May 27, 00:29
Mark Beggan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “When is the Police auction? I fancy a nice set of Salt n Pepper grinders. Maybe get a designer bag…” May 27, 00:16
GM on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It appears that Nicola Sturgeon is finally being called out by the MSM. ‘Sturgeon claims never to have seen..yet we…” May 26, 23:59
Skip_NC on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Not as such, I don’t think. He didn’t steal pound notes. He took it in kind. There was the sale…” May 26, 23:20
Skip_NC on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “The amount of Short Money is not unknown. It may be hidden in the SNP financial statements but it is…” May 26, 23:11
sarah on Off-topic: “You’re a lucky man, TC, with your wildlife – especially the goldcrest. I’ve only seen one once in all my…” May 26, 23:03
