We’ve just learned that we’ve lost the appeal over our defamation by the then-Scottish Labour leader Kezia Dugdale, when she repeatedly and publicly made the appalling, damaging and wholly untrue smear that I was a homophobe, even though the appeal judges all agreed with the original sheriff that the smear was false and defamatory.
But when it comes to deciding the verdict in a defamation case, it seems that the fact that absolutely everyone agrees I was definitely defamed is, to borrow a phrase from later in the judgement,“of no materiality”.
It will come as little surprise to any observer of the Scottish media for the last decade that the trial of Alex Salmond is to continue indefinitely after the actual court case that cleared him of all charges.
With very occasional honourable exceptions, including some from rather unexpected sources, the Scottish press has been – even by its own spectacularly low standards – an absolute sewer for the past week. Wings has taken the decision not to link to any of the most disgusting articles, even as archives, because frankly in the current stressful situation none of us needs any extra poison in our headspace.
Scotland’s political journalists have been unable to contain their seething fury at being robbed of the head on a pike that they were all expecting and salivating about like Pavlov’s dogs. But scumbags are gonna scumbag, and that’s not news. What’s far more alarming is something in today’s papers that they didn’t write.
The suspensions of Neale Hanvey and Denise Findlay were triggered by the actions of supporters of two SNP politicians who have recently been very vocal about supposed “cybernat abuse” – MEP Alyn Smith and MP Stewart McDonald, both pictured below.
One week out from a general election, the SNP are busy purging the “problematic”, as seen in this footage captured by a terrified bystander tonight somewhere in Fife.
The latest victim of the Waffen YSI, the party’s ultra-pious “woke” youth battalion, is Denise Findlay, a recently-elected member of the party’s Conduct Committee. She was targeted because she’s a gender-critical feminist opposed to the transgender cult which exerts a wildly disproportionate influence in the SNP upper echelons, supported enthusiastically by the First Minister.
She follows on the heels of Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath candidate Neale Hanvey, who last week was suspended from the party – without even a hearing – on a ludicrously trumped-up charge of “anti-Semitism” dredged up by SNP woke youth, namely that three-and-a-half years ago he shared an article (written by someone else) about billionaire financier George Soros and money-laundering, which at no point mentioned either Israel or Jewish people, even obliquely.
Hanvey, like Findlay, was brought down not by political opponents or the media but by members of his own party, as punishment for signing the SNP Women’s Pledge.
To anyone observing Scottish politics with even half a keen eye, it was obvious from very early on that former athlete Brian Whittle was one of the stupider and nastier elements of the 2016 crop of new Tory MSPs, having been thrashed by more than 12,400 votes in the election but foisted on taxpayers anyway via the list system.
(Trivia fact: Whittle is Holyrood’s most comprehensively rejected MSP. Nobody else in the 2016 election was beaten by such a big margin but still ended up in Parliament. He makes Murdo Fraser – who lost Perthshire North by 10,353 in his seventh defeat on the trot but still got a seat – look like a beacon of popularity by comparison.)
Indeed, an interview in today’s Holyrood Magazine reveals that Whittle is SUCH a dim bulb, he didn’t even realise that if you got elected as an MSP you had to actually go and do the job.
But astoundingly, that’s not even nearly the dumbest thing he says in it.
Scotland’s newspapers are just one gigantic filthy avalanche of stinking, poisonous sewage today. They’re a disgrace to both journalism and humanity, and if we started listing the reasons why we wouldn’t be finished until sometime on Tuesday.
So instead, we’re going to do something we haven’t done before and probably never will again: we’re going to link you – unironically, unsarcastically and unarchived – to a post on the blog of the hyper-extremist SNP-hating BritNat fundamentalist zoombat “Effie Deans”, because astonishingly it occupies a moral plane infinitely far above any of the gutter-dredging, hate-crazed scum working in Scotland’s professional media.
That’s how far they’ve sunk. Effie Deans is looking down on them like an astronaut gazing from high orbit into the darkest depths of the Marianas Trench.
This is it here. And that’s all we have to say on the subject.
We must admit, we didn’t think this would be beaten so soon.
But there you go. Just goes to show you how little we know about the sick, despicable, sewer-dredging shitfestival that is the Scottish media, and how badly even we’ve been overestimating their humanity all these years.
“Scandal”.
It says “scandal”.
To hell with every last one of these worthless sacks of parasitic filth. And their horses.
There can surely be no country on Earth cursed and plagued with a more pathetic shower of petty, whining, gossiping harpies in those roles than Scotland. And while we knew that already, barely a day seems to go by without them reaching a new nadir.
If you’ve got the stomach to hear about the latest low point, grit your teeth, lower your expectations of humanity considerably and read on.
We could all do with some cheering up at the moment, so it’s with great pleasure that we can announce fantastic news for Scotland – the ancient plague of sectarianism has finally been defeated once and for all!
At least, we assume it MUST have been, because this week the Scottish Parliament is set to give its final assent – thanks to Labour, the Tories, the Liberal Democrats and the all-important Scottish Greens – to abolishing the Offensive Behaviour (Football) Act, against the wishes of the overwhelming majority of the Scottish population.
And as we can plainly observe from events yesterday, they would only be doing that if sectarianism was no longer a problem and it was safe to send out an encouraging message to the bigots that their worldview is now acceptable in Scotland again.
Alongside whisky, Irn-Bru is arguably THE iconic branded product of Scotland but now 120 years of history have just been casually crapped on and thrown aside in the name of the nanny state and corporate greed (aspartame is dirt-cheap compared to sugar, and Barr – having ruined Tizer, Red Kola and its other drinks the same way years ago – also wants to avoid the UK government’s sugar tax taking a bite out of its profits).
Let’s just shut down Holyrood, rebrand as North Britain and be done with it.
Confused on The Takeover: “It will be an interesting, hard, experimental, test of “civic nationalism” if india-pakistan kicks off for real. – but, but…” May 1, 22:48
Geri on The Takeover: “Dan It’ll all be reversed when Scotland is independent. Governments should never have resorted to taking out loans from Oligarchies…” May 1, 21:16
Hatey McHateface on The Takeover: “Not very good at this debating thingy, are you Dave? But dinna fash – I’ll give you a few pointers…” May 1, 20:48
Bilbo on The Takeover: “Transgender ideology died with the UK supreme court ruling decided woman are defined as biological woman. Of course, it is…” May 1, 19:52
Dave Hansell on The Takeover: “Thank you for the discourse on your evidence free theory of static progress, Mr McHateFace. Perhaps when you have worn…” May 1, 19:39
Chas on The Takeover: “747th time. What joy!” May 1, 19:34
Alastair on The Takeover: “Was going to wait up for the English Local Election results but just going to google who has Kes Dugdale…” May 1, 19:19
Aidan on The Takeover: “@Dan – yes, but Norway (where I’m heading tomorrow incidentally) is a much richer, better run country with amongst other…” May 1, 19:07
Andrew scott on The Takeover: “@cheyne Who with all that is going on in the world gives a damn about your question?” May 1, 19:00
Nae Need! on The Takeover: “Indeed! It’s a totally, UNFUNNY, bad joke. As to your rhetorical question: globalists HATE country borders, nationalism, distinct and separate…” May 1, 18:50
Alf Baird on The Takeover: “Colonialism is primarily about ‘economic plunder’ (Memmi). So yes, Scots are rich in energy resources (and much else) which is…” May 1, 18:49
Dan on The Takeover: “@ Aidan And yet as per my second post in this trail; Norway with a similar population size to Scotland…” May 1, 18:39
Hatey McHateface on The Takeover: “Dan I thought you might have twigged by now that curtailment charges are paid to windfarm operators when the output…” May 1, 18:33
Yoon Scum on The Takeover: “How can you tell us English filth from TRUE SCOTS?” May 1, 18:30
Yoon Scum on The Takeover: “HEY GERI Us English filth are evil beyond all understanding Some of us English filth where born in scotland some…” May 1, 18:28
Aidan on The Takeover: “@Dan – bluntly yes, the fact that Scotland is a large oil and gas producer doesn’t mean that it has…” May 1, 18:06
Dan on The Takeover: “@ Aidan So a large capital investment is too risky for Ineos in Scotland with our large oil & gas…” May 1, 17:28
Hatey McHateface on The Takeover: “I feel I owe an apology to Barbie for my earlier post in Swahili. Or perhaps it was in Serbo-Croat.…” May 1, 17:13
diabloandco on The Takeover: “Marie , in that you are incorrect , they command publicity and coverage -something us ordinary folk can’t do -and…” May 1, 16:57
Geri on The Takeover: “Shitface No, it’s just you who thinks you are a superior cause yer a racist cretin as was Churchill. The…” May 1, 15:54
Iain mhor on But No Cigar: “We’d like a Ferrari too please. You can only have a Ferrari, when you have shown you can make the…” May 1, 15:16
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Takeover: “« This quote from a great favourite of some regulars on here – the Declaration of Arbroath: “[The Scots have] thrown…” May 1, 14:13
Insider on The Takeover: ““James Che” What on earth are you trying to say ? “The ratio population of Scots in Scotland is 8.2…” May 1, 14:10
agent x on The Takeover: “you miss-read the stats – see my previous post.” May 1, 14:03
Marie on The Takeover: “As if being a luvvie counts for anything – it counts for nothing.” May 1, 13:51
agent x on The Takeover: ““Scottish Greens suspend trans council candidate over sexual misconduct allegations Exclusive: Eryn Browning, who was the Scottish Greens’ candidate for…” May 1, 13:50
agent x on The Takeover: “The 2022 Scottish Census indicates that 8.2% of the population identified as having both Scottish and British national identities. This…” May 1, 13:49
Geri on The Takeover: “Aidan “Both Scotland and the U.K. needs to change its approach to things like taxation, regulation and energy ” What…” May 1, 13:46
James Cheyne on The Takeover: “What is the largest known recognised ethnic minority group around the world?” May 1, 13:18
James Cheyne on The Takeover: “Is there a specific % in any groups in a particular country for to be acknowledged as being awarded ethicminority?” May 1, 13:15