Alert readers of Wings will know that I have a fondness for sweet and fruity things, and a particular favourite of mine are Tropical Vibes still lemonades. (NB Other drinks are available, this site is in no way sponsored by or financially affiliated to Tropical Vibes.)
I especially like their Ocean Blue variety, a deliciously sharp and tangy refresher which contains real blueberry juice.
(Although we’re not sure how “new followers” is being calculated there. We actually have more than 500 extra followers since 8pm – we can only assume that it’s only counting those who right-clicked and followed from that specific tweet.)
And part of the reason is that it’s plain that almost nobody knew about the report, even though it came out three months ago (when Wings was still in retirement). We had to dig deep to find any media coverage of it at all, and what there was was cursory at best, and sometimes a lot worse.
As a journalist, readers, sometimes you want to pep a story up a bit. From time to time, it’s perfectly legitimate to sensationalise a relatively minor aspect of something in order to draw attention to a worthwhile but intrinsically dull subject.
At other times, you find yourself in the strange position of having to talk a subject down as much as you can, because if you simply report the facts calmly and neutrally it’ll sound so outrageous and ridiculous and deranged that everyone will think you’ve gone full-on, tinfoil-hat, pencils-up-the-nose insane.
It was already quite bold/crass to equate “letting rapists change their legal sex so their victim has to refer to them as ‘she’ in court” with the life’s work of Nelson Mandela.
But the punchline was still a chef’s kiss to treasure.
I’ll be honest, readers, I’m so exhausted from despising the sickening nonce-panderers of the SNP this week that I can’t summon the energy to write any more about them. So I’m going to hand over to some other people.
All pics are links so that you can read full threads, see context and access any linked articles, and all these people are worth following.
The newest Panelbase poll, which shows a narrow lead for independence, was an “omnibus” one with questions provided by multiple clients, including Wings and the Sunday Times. The questions we’re about to show you were asked by the ST rather than ourselves, but their results are deeply disturbing on multiple levels.
The first one is perhaps predictable but still unsettling. (Click all pics to enlarge.)
A huge 2:1 majority of Scots believe the Scottish Government’s proposed new “gender recognition” laws pose a safety risk to women. Tory voters think so by almost 9:1, Lib Dem voters by almost 6:1, and Labour voters by nearly 2:1.
That can only partly be explained away by partisan party loyalty – Labour and the Liberal Democrats both support the bill, but their own voters are still strongly against. More noteworthy is the fact that (excluding Don’t Knows) even slavishly loyal SNP voters agree with the statement by a smaller but still clear 12-point margin, 56 to 44.
So let’s say it unambiguously: most SNP voters think the SNP’s gender reforms pose a danger to women’s safety.
To its eternal disgrace, the University Of Edinburgh is trying to prevent this excellent film from being shown in Scotland, as part of a systematic campaign of suppression and censorship that starts from the highest offices of the Scottish Government and works its way down through academia, the arts and the civic sector.
It remains to be seen whether the figures represent a short blip of anger over the Supreme Court decision, a more sustained but still temporary period of Yes support like that of summer 2020 – spring 2021, or a permanent shift in public opinion.
So as such they’re actually relatively uninteresting, although the SNP’s plan to do absolutely nothing to take advantage of any momentum that might exist, and to wait several months before even having a strategy conference, remains disturbing.
But what actually caught our eye about the poll were a couple of questions nobody else has reported on.
It’s more than two years now since we published this article, but it’s worth quickly going over it again, because there’s nothing on Earth more tedious than boneheads on social media going “Oh, you slag off the SNP but what’s YOUR plan if you’re so clever?”, who haven’t bothered to read any of the dozen times we’ve already answered that question since 25 months ago.
This is it. This is our plan. Try listening this time, thickos.
Yesterday we watched the first day’s proceedings of For Women Scotland taking the Scottish Government to court over its definition of what a woman is.
The topic is really very niche but will affect us all if the judge rules for the government (we won’t know the outcome for at least a month or two), so here’s the short version of what it’s all about.
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Thought you were already done. But I was wrong – you’re back again. Seemingly you want a Block function alongside…” Aug 25, 10:20
Jay on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Effijy, you suggest that the SNP people making the fish and chips video have played into Unionist hands but you…” Aug 25, 10:06
WhoRattledYourCage on Before Action: “Of course I knew you would reply. You reply to EVERYTHING, morning, noon, and nightmare. Everything-replier is your shut-in self-appointed…” Aug 25, 09:47
Aidan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “I was going to say Hatey – for the land of make believe this is incredibly unoptimistic. If Scotland had…” Aug 25, 08:44
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Meantime, out in the real world: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/25/never-seen-this-level-of-objection-scotland-pushes-back-against-datacentre-boom All that “free” leccy. All that water. All that empty space. Looks like…” Aug 25, 08:28
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “That’s some inflation, Alf. I can mind when it was only £150 billion PA. How long before it hits the…” Aug 25, 08:21
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “UKGov also turns a blind eye while random boys, lacking all certificates of authenticity, ponce aboot in tartan and kilts.…” Aug 25, 08:13
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Non-viable options also exist. G@za and Ir@n are popular role models for some people. It would be up to the…” Aug 25, 08:08
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “We’re not sitting on centuries worth of oil and gas. Another easily verifiable fact (excluding onshore shale gas, for which…” Aug 25, 07:59
Alf Baird on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““Lets be honest Scotland gives more than it gets, fact.” Yes, ‘let them eat cake’ is aye the imperialist advice…” Aug 25, 07:57
diabloandco on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “All the patronising guff we have had to endure ,all the propaganda and downright lies , all the dumbing down…” Aug 25, 07:55
ScottieDog on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Did she mention that the U.K. government steals our tatties?” Aug 25, 07:54
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““Alex should have stated the UK debt will remain with the UK but he didn’t” So what are we to…” Aug 25, 07:45
Aidan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Aye it’s like “you’re tae fucking thick to understand numbers, but this fish is bigger than that fish ya daft…” Aug 25, 07:45
Gerry parker on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “And the other side of the Barnett formula, if spending on the NHS or Education in England decreases, then the…” Aug 25, 07:41
Aidan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “The U.K. might face some difficulties in having to cut spending to accommodate the debt repayments on a smaller economy,…” Aug 25, 07:26
Arthur Martin on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “The state of that! What a patronising pile of guff! I’m more disappointed by the lazy attitude shown by the…” Aug 25, 07:21
BH on Before Action: “They nicked the money. The man said we spent it. All this I have seen.” Aug 25, 06:54
100%Yes on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Lets be honest Scotland gives more than it gets, fact. The sole reason Scotland cannot leave this voluntary union is…” Aug 25, 06:44
Ian on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “‘She received a Bachelor of Arts degree in human resource management’. SISO.” Aug 25, 06:41
100%Yes on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Just because we have someone with a severe intellectual disability its not fair to involve the fish and chips in…” Aug 25, 05:16
Peter McAvoy on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Just seen the video at the top of the article. We are fucked.” Aug 25, 02:05
Rev. Stuart Campbell on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““This video featuring the party’s MP Melanie Ward”” Aug 25, 01:42
Cynicus on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““… as is being reported, there are emails between very senior SNP and establishment discussing how woke and gender policies…” Aug 25, 00:49
Graf Midgehunter on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “She’s an imbicile Worse a Labour imbicile which is nearly as bad as an SNP imbicile Where’s the mealie puddin…” Aug 25, 00:19
Dramfineday on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “My Geography teacher, Mr Duncan in 1968, for one.” Aug 24, 23:20
Red on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““Scotland hasn’t got the highest energy prices in the world” Oh, it’s ‘only’ the fifth highest energy prices in the…” Aug 24, 23:01
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Scotland hasn’t got the highest energy prices in the world. That’s an easily verifiable fact. Quite a few of the…” Aug 24, 22:40
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Asking fer a mate. Fit’s the surest way tae mak ye cock the spandau? Haud oan noo. That’s nae a…” Aug 24, 22:30
Red on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Scotland 2026: A Fish Tale You go to order a fish supper. It costs £15 because of Labour’s employment taxes,…” Aug 24, 22:14