Slacky The Holiday Boy is off for the next THREE weeks, gallivanting around the globe on the clearly excessive wages we’re paying him. We hope he does actually come back, because his home city is becoming a poisonously hostile place for the creative.
Around 300 years ago, Edinburgh was the birthplace and residence of the Scottish Enlightenment, a remarkable period of intellectual and scientific accomplishment built around “the importance of human reason combined with a rejection of any authority that could not be justified by reason”, and which led to the city being famously dubbed “the Athens of the North”.
Just for a change, let’s have a Friday-night competition!
Sharp-eyed readers will have noticed that former First Minister Alex Salmond is staging a show in the Spiegeltent at the Edinburgh Fringe next month, from 4-13 August.
You may even have seen a bit of online criticism from certain po-faced pseudonats about the fact that Salmond is sharing a platform with – gasp! – a Yoon, in the shape of the “last of the traditional Tories”, David Davis MP.
It is our solemn duty to inform readers that deranged, shovel-handed Scottish Greens member and known associate of rapists and paedophiles Scott “Heather” Herbert has taken the hump at a Wings article from yesterday in which he was satirically featured.
He filed a malicious false copyright claim with YouTube which resulted in a silent video clip from the article showcasing his comically gigantic man-hands being scheduled for deletion, despite Herbert owning no copyright in the video (it’s the property of TalkTV, who have raised no objections to it) and having no legal standing to file any complaint.
But YouTube’s abysmal automated structures operate on the basis that all complaints are intrinsically valid, and allow absolutely no way for Wings to appeal this decision.
Just over a year ago, Shona Robison – then the Cabinet Secretary For Social Justice, now the Deputy First Minister – told the Scottish Parliament this:
There now follow some quotes from the media regarding the case of Andrew Miller, aka Amy George, who yesterday admitted the kidnap and repeated sexual abuse of an 11-year-old girl at his home in Galashiels earlier this year.
In June of last year, I started work at Transport Scotland. It wasn’t the best job I’ve ever had. It was pretty much an entry-level post and it was only a temp gig through an agency, but after spending almost six years out of the workforce following a bout with cancer, two frozen shoulders, and chronic knee and hip pain, it was a huge relief just to be earning my keep again.
Of course, June is Pride Month, and Saltire (the Scottish Government’s intranet) was full of news and blogs about “LGBTI+” issues.
Also on the Saltire front page was a prominent invitation to two training sessions to understand the issues facing these groups: “LGBT+ Awareness 101” and “Trans 101”.
These were both run by the LGBTI+ Network, one of several “affinity networks” for civil servants belonging to different groups. With the GRR Bill on the horizon, and having heard stories about how difficult it had been for gender critical groups to get a hearing from the Government in relation to it, I was very curious to hear what this training involved, and I signed up to attend via Teams.
The first session was “LGBT+ Awareness 101”. This session was fairly inoffensive. The content regarding gay people was about what you would expect, and the T+ stuff was clearly biased, but not terrible.
However, the tone of the event suggested quite strongly that you weren’t meant to disagree with anything that was said. Towards the end, when questions were invited, I typed my question into the chat:
“How does the Scottish Government handle conflicts between TERFs and trans people?”
Let’s take a moment off, folks. In our latest Panelbase poll, we also threw in a question just for fun, with genuinely no agenda at all, simply because we were curious to know what the answer was. Here it is:
On January 22nd the violent, abusive transgender activist Jack Douglas, who now uses the name Beth and the Twitter username “pickle_bee” (slang for “somebody who likes dick”), threatened that feminist campaigner Kellie-Jay Keen’s imminent “Standing For Women” event in Glasgow was going to be disrupted by the “furry” community, who happen to be hosting a gathering at the Crowne Plaza that same weekend.
“Why? What possible grudge could furries have against women?”, a friend giggled, as I related this news to her. But to answer that we have to know who these people are.
Last week he was prominent in a protest outside Queen Elizabeth House against the UK government’s S35 intervention over the Gender Recognition Reform Bill. He spoke alongside MSPs including Patrick Harvie, Karen Adam, Ross Greer, Paul Sweeney and Alex Cole-Hamilton, who lavished fulsome and effusive praise on him, going so far as to say that it was for Douglas personally that MSPs had pushed the bill through.
In May 2016, this site published one of the most unfortunately prescient articles in its history. It didn’t actually use the words “woke” or “cancelled”, which weren’t yet in common parlance, but its purpose was very much to warn of the puritan, censorious, hyper-intolerant and catastrophically destructive culture they came to embody.
At the time Nicola Sturgeon had only been First Minister for a year and a half and there were few signs that she was that movement’s commander – or, those inclined to a more charitable outlook than us might posit, its prisoner. It would be two more years before she detonated the bomb that really shattered the unity of the Yes movement when she attempted to fit up Alex Salmond over fake allegations of sexual assaults.
But last night and this morning I was struck by an unexpected pang of pity for the fanatical, fundamentalist Twitler Youth rainbow stormtroopers who make up Sturgeon’s ideological frontline. Sympathy for the little devils, you might say.
And since it’s a somewhat rare feeling, it seemed worth a little exploration.
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Cynicus Please show some respect when addressing a lady carrying the name of the Holy Mother Of God.” Feb 14, 16:02
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “You don’t think … Naw. Nae way could painted oan windies been carried forwards from ane set of blueprints tae…” Feb 14, 15:58
Andy Ellis on The Modern Politician: “@Xaracen You’re not paying attention. Par for the course amongst the moonhowlers in here of course: the red mist of…” Feb 14, 15:57
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Absolutely loving it, sam. The genocidal cants who unleashed their man made flu on the world, killing tens of millions,…” Feb 14, 15:54
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Wouldn’t you have been happier in London, Northy? That’s home to more than 200,000 Sovereign Scots. Haud oan, though. I…” Feb 14, 15:41
agentx on The Modern Politician: “I notice the Isle of Islay is having a lovely holiday sailing in circles round the West Med. for over…” Feb 14, 15:17
Aidan on The Modern Politician: “It’s neither mine nor anybody else’s problem because these mythical “encouraging signs” don’t exist. The approach has failed, as you…” Feb 14, 14:41
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Modern Politician: “Aberdeen University: JOURNAL OF IRISH AND SCOTTISH STUDIES (2025), Volume 12, Issue 1, Pp: 50-70: ‘IRISH CONTENT AND CONTRIBUTORS IN…” Feb 14, 14:36
sarah on The Modern Politician: “Congratulations, Rev, on alerting GM Police so they could arrest Lynsey Watson. [Pity they bailed him but still.] But how…” Feb 14, 14:07
sam on The Modern Politician: “That search result looks wrong now. The Chair is from Saint Lucia, Menissa Rambally. Vice Chairs from Cuba, Sierra Leone…” Feb 14, 13:56
Northcode on The Modern Politician: “Holy Mary mother of God, Christ Almighty and fucking hell. English colonialists, aye and Scots yins anaw, (unionists if preferred……” Feb 14, 13:42
sam on The Modern Politician: “It seems a majority decision is all that is needed, not unanimity” Feb 14, 13:39
Lorna Campbell on The Modern Politician: “H. McH: she wouldn’t have opened our borders to all and sundry and she would not have been able to…” Feb 14, 13:37
Alf Baird on The Modern Politician: ““he carries the passport of a country he claims doesn’t exist” Not so long ago many of the world’s former…” Feb 14, 13:32
TURABDIN on The Modern Politician: “not immigration but americanization..https://archive.is/Ts82L the big yankee dinosaur munching it way through europe, invited in by those creepy politicians we…” Feb 14, 13:28
sam on The Modern Politician: “It is likely that the Liberate Scotland’s petition will be assessed in June this year under the current C24 members…” Feb 14, 13:21
Xaracen on The Modern Politician: “Aidan, you were already told what the encouraging signs were. If you couldn’t be bothered to read them when they…” Feb 14, 13:05
Xaracen on The Modern Politician: ““which would have been better directed at just securing the earliest possible plebiscitary election” Do you seriously think that any…” Feb 14, 13:02
sam on The Modern Politician: “The UN C 24 members of modern politics now are from: Antigua & Barbuda; Bolivia[; Chile; China; Cote D’Ivoire; Cuba;…” Feb 14, 12:16
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Wow. Pointing out that plenty of politicians have had plenty of time (36 years) to reverse Thatcher’s policies makes her…” Feb 14, 11:32
Cynicus on The Modern Politician: “I am intrigued that someone with the handle, “Marie“ can address another (possibly male) commenter as, “doll“. Is this a…” Feb 14, 11:23
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Except, Lorna, Marie is wrong. Blokes aspiring to or just claiming to be girls no more denies the very existence…” Feb 14, 11:22
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “@PhilM You’ve outed yourself as an alert reader. I’d started to believe they were as mythical as Scotland’s national animal!…” Feb 14, 11:06
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Odd, Northy. Twa posts frae ye in Inglis, the leein language o’ the coloniser. Fits the Scots fir “heepocrit”? Maybes…” Feb 14, 11:00
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “FFS, Alf. Get ontae ebay. You may find somebody flogging a GSOH there.” Feb 14, 10:56
Marie on The Modern Politician: “@Insider 09.44am. Buck House was described in exactly those terms by someone I know who worked for Royal Protection. That…” Feb 14, 10:50
Alf Baird on The Modern Politician: ““She knew” We are surely moving ever closer toward realising the true nature of colonialism and “its fascist roots” (Cesaire)…” Feb 14, 10:44