One might almost imagine that once every Parliament, a drawing of lots is conducted at The Times’ offices in Scotland and the loser is obliged to write this column, on pain of a ceremonial debagging and a jolly good paddling with an old cricket bat from all the other chaps in the newsroom.
Perhaps the fear is playing tricks with Alex Massie’s memory.
We were sent something disturbing recently. It’s from a training course civil servants are being sent on by the Scottish Government.
As you can see, one of the sites that staff are directed to is something called The Trans Language Primer. We thought you should see some of its content.
Even when you’re retired, some things are too journalistically offensive to let pass, such as this piece of absolute garbage we just saw from The National today.
The paper’s anonymous reporter set off all our red warning lights at once.
There was, very obviously, no “indyref2 campaign launch” yesterday, not least for the reason that there is no indyref2. Nothing whatsoever has changed from the situation which has persisted for the last six years, namely that the SNP says it wants another referendum and the UK government says it can’t have one.
There has been no agreement and there has been no legal judgement settling the impasse. No laws have been passed, no date has been set (though a flustered Angus Robertson blurted out something about next October on Good Morning Scotland), no preparations have been made.
While this site remains mothballed, it’s nice to keep a steady trickle of traffic going just in case it ever needs to spring back to life, eg if someone actually interested in independence suddenly somehow becomes leader of the SNP again.
So we thought it might be fun to just briefly link to some old articles as and when they became topical once more, and as luck would have it tomorrow is such an occasion.
Because that’s when the SNP will launch the first of a series of new papers outlining the First Minister’s “vision” of independence by waffling on about how it would be a jolly good thing, in the unlikely event that she ever got off her extremely well-paid arse and achieved it.
Since Wings confirmed its formal closure as a blog there have nevertheless been 19 posts in eight-and-a-half months, comprising a mixture of polls (the site’s remaining purpose), guest posts, admin, a couple of throwaway joke videos and very occasional one-off, polling-related comment pieces on significant occasions like the SNP marking 15 years in power or Nicola Sturgeon becoming the longest-serving First Minister.
So it’s a little bit startling that it’s still – and by a considerable distance – the world’s most-read Scottish politics site.
(In fact, bigger than the next three put together.)
Hatey McHateface on The End Of Law: “Not sure if I should level the “unclean” or the “fantasist” charge at you Tommo. Probably the latter, as it…” Jun 21, 13:03
Captain Caveman on The End Of Law: “Heh! Well, I guess I’ll just have to lick my wounds and enjoy the tennis here at Queens Club, [capital…” Jun 21, 13:00
Onlooker on The End Of Law: “I do wonder how many of the ‘people’ here are either bots or paid King’s shilling-graspers, I admit.” Jun 21, 12:57
Onlooker on The End Of Law: “I see. So anybody critical of English legal sovereignty on an ostensible Scottish independence site is in the SNP. The…” Jun 21, 12:54
Hatey McHateface on The End Of Law: “As always, sam leaves out demographics so that he can lie with his statistics. There’s something like 10 million immigrants…” Jun 21, 12:54
Jay on The End Of Law: “Is that self-parody from Caveman or is he merely a lout who boasts about how much money he has, so…” Jun 21, 12:48
Lorncal on The End Of Law: “I think it was a BBC2 Open doors discussion from 1973, not 1960s, Jay. Very enlightening for people today, but…” Jun 21, 12:12
sam on The End Of Law: “Do you people own anything? In 1961 poverty levels in the UK were 13%. Under Thatcher they rose to 25%.…” Jun 21, 12:02
Lorncal on The End Of Law: “Well said, H McH.” Jun 21, 12:00
Andy Wiltshire on The End Of Law: “Morning Rev. Do you have any inside info on whether the BBC programme coming up on Tuesday, ‘The Big Cases,…” Jun 21, 11:18
Mark Beggan on The End Of Law: “The Supreme court has to keep stepping in to stop the stupid, thieving perverts from committing offences against humanity. Just…” Jun 21, 11:13
TURABDIN on The End Of Law: “THIS may be of interest to those whose sense of ethnicity encompasses language as a cultural sign. https://archive.is/Qr9bX The dominance…” Jun 21, 11:11
Tommo on The End Of Law: “Surely the time is long past to abolish these devolution disasters; all they have enabled is the emergence of an…” Jun 21, 10:44
Captain Caveman on A Fishy Tale: “It’s more a case of I know what’s best for my hard-earned cash.” Jun 21, 10:43
Hatey McHateface on A Fishy Tale: “Not opposed to drill, drill, drill or charity beginning at home. But then I’m not living near current sea level.…” Jun 21, 10:04
Hatey McHateface on The End Of Law: “Does anybody know if any of our Scottish trannies have infiltrated the Tartan Army? How are they faring, barging into…” Jun 21, 09:10
Captain Caveman on A Fishy Tale: “Nope, still not buying it – on either count. Soz. We should drill, drill, drill and also remember that charity…” Jun 21, 09:09
Onlooker on The End Of Law: “Who cares what the ENGLISH so-called ‘Supreme Court’ says? It was set up in ye olde days of 2009 down…” Jun 21, 09:02
Hatey McHateface on A Fishy Tale: “You can do your own research by looking at SEPA and UK Environment Agency projections, CC. Perhaps they’re lying or…” Jun 21, 08:57
Hatey McHateface on The End Of Law: “You could just have posted “Some big, English bastards did it and then ran away”, Jay. Then you might have…” Jun 21, 08:20
Captain Caveman on A Fishy Tale: “No Hatey, I don’t believe that poot is about to launch a full ground offensive against Western Europe, even up…” Jun 21, 08:01
Captain Caveman on The End Of Law: “This perpetual blaming others and “it’s not a left wing thing” schtick (when quite plainly is most assuredly is, as…” Jun 21, 07:56
Hatey McHateface on The End Of Law: “You don’t understand how this “sovereignty” thing works. The more we don’t use it, the more powerful it becomes. The…” Jun 21, 07:40
Captain Caveman on The End Of Law: “Ah, I note that I’m still living rent-free in your echo-skulled head I see, [capital “J”] Jay. It’s very commodious,…” Jun 21, 07:38
robertkknight on The End Of Law: “Posted upstream, but I’ll state again… Almost two-thirds of transgender prisoners have committed sex crimes. Compare that to the the…” Jun 21, 07:31
Angus on The End Of Law: ““Because our wee country has been stolen by arrogant gangsters and there appears to be nothing we can do about…” Jun 21, 01:10
Jay on The End Of Law: “Casper, the SNP are the rats on the ship. Alf Baird has been explaining the underpinnings of the rotten situation…” Jun 21, 00:40
Jay on The End Of Law: “Lorncal, can you add a link for seeing the 1960’s video, please?” Jun 21, 00:25
agentx on The End Of Law: “It looks like Murrell appearing for sentencing in tight pink leggings isn’t going to work now!” Jun 21, 00:19
Jay on The End Of Law: “049/26 from L. Pollock shows that she has no intention to comply with the findings of Lady Ross, an insolent…” Jun 20, 23:37