We hadn’t been planning to talk any more about the curious case of Claire Austin, the suddenly publicity-shy Edinburgh nurse who – how can we put this? – seemed a rather ill-chosen figurehead for the good cause of getting more pay for a group of people who are rightly well-regarded by the public.
But yesterday, the release of a letter from Scottish Labour branch manager Kezia Dugdale re-opened political hostilities after last week’s hiatus for the Manchester terror attack by shoving the now-reticent Ms Austin right back into the spotlight.
We’re not going to join in the attacks on a nurse who criticised Nicola Sturgeon during last night’s BBC election debate. While her lifestyle seems at a glance to be wildly at odds with her claim that she relied on foodbanks to survive, there are – genuinely – possible explanations for at least most of it.
Owning a convertible car isn’t proof that someone’s wealthy – I have one myself that’s worth less than £1000, and I also have a relative who has very little money but who nevertheless owns a horse just like Claire Austin’s daughter seemingly does. (It’s also possible to be quite poor but still own things you bought when you were less poor.)
It ill befits Yes supporters – who are happy to deploy the existence and growing use of foodbanks to justifiably attack the UK government – to complain if someone who calls the First Minister “wee Jimmy Krankie” adopts the same tactic. More to the point, we entirely agree with Ms Austin’s core view that nurses should be paid more in general, as we suspect most people do.
(And in Scotland, of course, they ARE paid more than in the rest of the UK, and under the SNP have always been given the full pay rises recommended by the independent pay board, which hasn’t been the case in England.)
But that still leaves some things hanging disquietingly in the air.
Kezia Dugdale tells voters in the Borders, Highlands and a number of other areas that voting Tory is a better way to stop the SNP than voting for her own party’s candidates.
We were intrigued to hear Labour activist Duncan Hothersall tell radio listeners this morning that his party’s opposition to independence was rooted in “Labour values”, and most specifically by his assertion that “nationalism and socialism are opposites”.
So we thought we’d take a look back at our last Panelbase opinion poll, which we conducted in February, and see what the values of Unionists were.
The Labour general election manifesto is officially launched today, as if it mattered. It will reportedly say that the party will block a second independence referendum if it’s in power at Westminster, which of course it won’t be.
And while Labour’s position on anything – particularly anything involving Scotland – is a complete irrelevance, it’s still quite fun to listen to them tying themselves in knots.
So with no further ado, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you Duncan Hothersall.
Something really quite strange happened yesterday. The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom was caught red-handed in the act of telling a bare-faced, unarguable lie in the middle of a general election campaign, and nobody cared.
Reacting to the Crown Prosecution Service decision not to prosecute dozens of Tory MPs who’d broken the law in getting elected in 2015, the PM offered up a quote, which was reported in most of the newspapers:
Nice wee bit of snark on “all the major parties, and the Scottish nationalists” there. But there’s a slight problem with the statement, which is that it’s an absolute lie.
Most of the papers today are full of stories screaming hysterically about a (real, but somewhat exaggerated) decline in Scottish educational standards. But if the contents of those papers are anything to go by, Scotland’s schools have been disgorging idiots into the general population for a lot longer than the last 10 years.
Mark Beggan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Then that John Brown gave Victoria one for Scotland. Before you know it kilts are everywhere and the bloody bagpipes…” Jul 25, 15:41
James Cheyne on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Mark Beggan, Nice of you to accept that they acted in Colonial behaviour when passing these three Acts in 1715,…” Jul 25, 15:23
James Cheyne on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “If the Monarch can provide a signed Document from God that he has the divine right to rule, ….. I…” Jul 25, 15:11
Marie on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Yeah that must be why the World Bagpipe Championships is such a failure and no one bothers attending year on…” Jul 25, 15:10
Northcode on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Since the colonialists oan here be talkin pish the noo a thocht a wid broach a subject close tae ma…” Jul 25, 14:51
Mark Beggan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Banning those bagpipes was an act of kindness by our Colonial masters.” Jul 25, 14:38
Captain Caveman on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Well yeah, I am “paid” – in stark contrast to you bloody pair, one imagines.” Jul 25, 14:35
Captain Caveman on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “‘… I suggest you calm down and maybe drink some tea. Then you can bask in the radiant glow of…” Jul 25, 14:33
DaveL on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “You’re right James, you’re right. ‘It doesn’t even matter whether the UN says yes to any of this,…’ but I…” Jul 25, 14:28
Mark Beggan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “So what’s the problem. Just type in your age and let Pam and her five sisters do the rest.” Jul 25, 14:24
James Cheyne on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “LORN, DAN, ALF BAIRD. Scotland were daft enough to let Colonialism happen to them. One of the first Colonial Acts…” Jul 25, 14:19
Aidan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Turns out I’m wrong, statement has just been posted from the secretariat of the UN General Assembly, the case of…” Jul 25, 14:16
Rob on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “It doesn’t even matter whether the UN says yes to any of this, assuming they are even interested. At best…” Jul 25, 14:11
Aidan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “I knew you’d appear like clockwork to tell us that Elvis is still alive. If anyone in the UN is…” Jul 25, 14:10
James on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “DaveL; Don’t waste your time on these paid yoon w*nkers.” Jul 25, 14:07
Xaracen on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “But, Aidan, the C-24 did no such thing! You’ve been carefully reframing the situation as ‘the C-24 committee rejected the…” Jul 25, 13:52
DaveL on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Oh my! Listen to you. You are upset. And now you say I have a problem. Well no I don’t…” Jul 25, 13:51
Bilbo on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Before the establishment gunned for Corbyn, he was making an absolute mess as leader of the Labour party by either…” Jul 25, 13:36
Bilbo on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Today sees legislation enforced that forces individuals to provide age verification in order to access p0rn sites. A quick internet…” Jul 25, 13:33
Captain Caveman on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Good grief you’re so thick aren’t you Dave. There’s only so much oozing stupidity I can take in any one…” Jul 25, 13:31
Bilbo on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “With with for example Trans ideology or immigration, there are elements in the political establishment who are pushing through policies…” Jul 25, 13:28
Dan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “FFS, I’m pro-Scotland returning to self-governance, why the fuck would I vote NuSNP. Scotland doesn’t need to host the Edinburgh…” Jul 25, 13:27
DaveL on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Moan whinge cry…you must be one of those ‘special’ people, “I want everything now!” Special. 20 seconds for an answer,…” Jul 25, 13:19
willie on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Honking maggot ridden carcase you describe the SNP as Fearghas. One of the most accurate descriptions of the SNP I…” Jul 25, 13:18
Captain Caveman on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “@Dave “L” plates ‘… So what do you expect your question to achieve?’ A: Clarity in terms of exactly who…” Jul 25, 13:17
sarah on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “@ 100%yes: Well done for thinking and talking about how to regain Scotland’s independence. I’m not sure that Corbyn’s new…” Jul 25, 13:11
Captain Caveman on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “‘… Here is all the Info you need to be educated.’ Nope, no mention of supportive international “legal experts” and…” Jul 25, 12:44