The Unionist media in Scotland (ie all of the media in Scotland) usually keeps up a pretty united front when it comes to the subjects of independence or the SNP. So it’s been fascinating in these last couple of weeks to see a genuine schism develop between them on the subject of the party’s leadership election.
(For the avoidance of doubt, we do not include Holyrood Magazine, whose splendid front cover image that is, in “the Unionist media”.)
Right back at the start of the contest we highlighted The Times’ full-on love-in for Kate Forbes, but most of the Scottish press has now made their preferences clear. And you’ll never guess who they really, really DON’T want to be the next First Minister.
We’ve been telling you for quite some time now that after eight wasted years of doing absolutely nothing with endless mandates, the SNP establishment want to back away from the party’s defining goal of Scottish independence and settle in for some lovely cosy lifelong careers at Westminster and in the devolved Holyrood, with well-paid staffer jobs for all their pals, followed by tidy £50,000-a-year pensions.
In fairness, you can’t really accuse them of hiding it any more.
The faint hearts and pension-seekers of the SNP think that their time has come – the moment when the party’s pursuit of independence can be quietly downgraded to a vague long-term aspiration that will ensure their seats on the gravy train for decades.
Starting at noon tomorrow is your very last chance to stop them.
There is growing domestic and international attention on my plan to use the ballot box to decide whether Scotland becomes an independent country.
I have the only plan that has historic precedent, can be delivered legally by Scotland alone, moves us beyond the referendum stalemate, and today I can confirm that this plan is supported by 93% of SNP voters and 52% of Scottish voters.
While idly browsing Twitter this morning, we made a startling discovery triggered by the SNP leadership election, and it was this: nobody in Scotland really knows what the nation’s law on abortion is.
It was prompted by these two tweets, both of which appear to be true:
The thing they agree on is that Humza Yousaf has just declared that he wants to change the law around abortion so that women can abort babies in Scotland solely on the grounds that they don’t like which sex they are. And that seems like something that should probably be bigger news.
But until this morning we’d regarded Kate Forbes as a decent consolation prize – no plan for indy, but at least someone who’d lead to the withdrawal of the toxic Scottish Greens from government and probably a mass exodus of the SNP’s Twitler Youth, leaving the party in a better place to rebuild for the future.
And after her disappointing chickening-out from the vote on the Gender Recognition Reform bill, we’d been impressed at the fortitude she’d shown by carrying on in the contest after the (justifiable) furore around her views on abortion and equal marriage, and her combative showing in Tuesday night’s STV debate.
Erin Lux, the co-convener of the extremist SNP affiliate Out For Independence, is the ultra-woke Canadian activist who tried to have Forbes kicked out of the election for “transphobia” almost as soon as she’d declared her candidacy.
OFI, whose membership is measured in dozens, has a disproportionate influence on policy but a microscopic percentage of votes in the election. The chances of any of its members ever voting for Kate Forbes under any circumstances are less than nil. She could have waded into the crowd and decapitated Lux with a chainsaw for all the difference it would have made to the number of votes she’s going to get from OFI.
But Forbes still folded like a deckchair in a hurricane.
The great unknown in the SNP leadership contest is an extremely significant one: who are the voters? Nobody but Peter Murrell really knows how many members the party has, but almost nobody believes the claimed number of over 100,000. (Our guess, based on pretty much nothing but a gut feeling, is 75,000 plus or minus 5000.)
But more to the point, nobody knows who they are. The average member age in most political parties is over 50, and according to figures published in 2019, more than 80% of SNP members are over 40, with half of those being over 60. There’s also an almost 3:2 bias in favour of men.
Humza Yousaf will not be the next First Minister of Scotland. We’re calling it now. His trainwreck of a performance on last night’s leadership election debate on STV dealt a blow to his chances that we can’t see him recovering from, and the SNP establishment is now under such intense scrutiny over the electoral process that the chances of a fix being orchestrated by Peter Murrell are receding fast.
In the debate Yousaf declared that Nicola Sturgeon was the best politician in the UK, that he wasn’t as good as her, and that she’d failed to find a successful strategy for independence and therefore he couldn’t either.
If you’re talking about “transwomen”, you’re almost always talking about people with a fully intact and functional penis. More than 95% of people who identify as trans have NOT undergone any genital surgery, and that’s a fact that’s still not widely understood.
So in our most recent and double-size Panelbase poll we made it explicit that we were referring to people with a full set of man-junk, and the results speak for themselves.
We must admit it’s a shock – we were expecting the SNP President to remain neutral in the leadership election – but it’s hard to reasonably interpret this any other way.
(We’re not aware of Russell giving any media interviews last night so we assume from the timing that these comments were made at the regular meeting of the SNP Westminster Parliamentary group.)
Because both Humza Yousaf and Kate Forbes couldn’t have been any clearer that their indy strategies centre on getting Westminster to agree to another Section 30 order, and by pointing out that that’s never going to happen (which we all knew anyway), Mike Russell is admitting that a vote for anyone but Ash Regan is a vote to surrender any hope of independence for the foreseeable future.
We don’t often agree with him these days, but on this one he couldn’t be more right. For the sake of the SNP (and the Yes movement) we hope its members heed the sage, albeit coded, advice of their President.
Northcode on The Broken Rainbow: “The swearing-in of Scotland’s MSPs is presented as a moment of democratic renewal, and yet the first act of the…” May 14, 21:04
Lorncal on The Broken Rainbow: “If any of the parties stood up for ordinary folk and refused to implement any of this ‘woke’ ordure, they…” May 14, 20:50
George Ferguson on The Broken Rainbow: “A lot of languages spoke today at the MSPs inauguration. It was almost like it wasn’t my country any more.…” May 14, 19:59
Young Lochinvar on The Broken Rainbow: “HMcH I know I told you to own yer homosexuality but hadn’t expected an invitation from you to go to…” May 14, 19:00
agentx on The Broken Rainbow: ““O’Neill was meeting Dave Doogan, the SNP leader at Westminster, and Liz Saville Roberts, the Plaid Cymru leader at Westminter.…” May 14, 17:12
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: ““an individual born in one gender might choose to change to another gender, with changes in appearance, clothing, and practical…” May 14, 17:03
Mark Beggan on The Broken Rainbow: “@Hatey The Sherman tank was the quantity over quality. Often referred to as the “Tommy Cooker” by the wermacht. The…” May 14, 16:59
Mark Beggan on The Broken Rainbow: “Nature abhors a vacuum. Has anyone seen the British government?” May 14, 16:40
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Broken Rainbow: “STUDENTS TO ENCOUNTER ’HARMFUL’ TRANS IDEOLOGY IN GCSE MODERN LANGUAGES GCSE students will be encouraged to use French, German and…” May 14, 16:39
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “Over 2 hours now, Mark. Best ask the jannie to bring a bucket of sawdust.” May 14, 16:22
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “Carrying a torch am I, Minceheid? Get your eyes tested. That’s no torch!” May 14, 16:19
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “All true, x, but as I wrote earlier, there would have been no “downfall of Germany” if the USA hadn’t…” May 14, 16:16
agentx on The Broken Rainbow: “SNP Kenneth Gibson now takes his place in the presiding officer’s chair. That reduces the SNP voting power by one…” May 14, 16:14
agentx on The Broken Rainbow: “Germany lost the vast majority of its troops—approximately 80% or roughly 4 million soldiers—on the Eastern Front against the Soviet…” May 14, 15:57
Minceheid on The Broken Rainbow: “Ach, everybody knows that you are carrying a torch for the fiesty, foxy, flame-haired financially-furtive Angie. You might as well…” May 14, 15:18
Mark Beggan on The Broken Rainbow: “Tell him he’ll just have to wait till the Scottish government makes a decision about the decision of the Court…” May 14, 15:18
agentx on The Broken Rainbow: “Operation Barbarossa lead to the downfall of Germany.” May 14, 15:05
Mark Beggan on The Broken Rainbow: “Daddy and the Third Attempt. Nipple is the capitol of DaddyLand. The Leibstandatre Division would be called Daddy’s Little Helpers.” May 14, 14:55
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “Young Lochinvar has had his hand up for attention since 2:15. He needs somebody to take him to the bogs.” May 14, 14:51
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “WW2 was a distraction from the unfinished business of WW1. The news from Germany, as they pour money into re-arming,…” May 14, 14:40
Sven on The Broken Rainbow: “Mark Beggan @ 14.26. I trust that the result would have been the same had it been called Diddyland !” May 14, 14:38
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “No way, Mark. The GG is playing with a deck containing several victim cards. It’s gonna be a delight watching…” May 14, 14:31
Mark Beggan on The Broken Rainbow: “A bit off topic but talking about lunatics is maybe not so off. Do you think World War 2 would…” May 14, 14:26
Young Lochinvar on The Broken Rainbow: “HMcH Classic non response, play the man not the ball, served up with a huge dollop of deflection topped off…” May 14, 14:15
Mark Beggan on The Broken Rainbow: “What about the High Priest of Windmills? You know everybody loves Ed!” May 14, 14:10
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: ““during the leadership contest, Ash Denim also put it on the table..” But she was two cloth-headed to make a…” May 14, 14:03
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “Anyone want to bet folding money on his successor lasting until 2027? Dear Lord, I trouble you but rarely, but…” May 14, 13:55
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “Far be it for me to attempt to convert you from your natural instincts, YL, but it’s entirely likely that…” May 14, 13:50
Lorncal on The Broken Rainbow: “It is post modernism and queering in action, Willie, and they have hooked themselves on to a kind of cultural…” May 14, 13:50
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: ““There’ll be none of that moral compass & conscience malarkey” Knock out comedy comment of the day. Not for the…” May 14, 13:38