This is the Minister for Care and Support, Lib Dem MP Norman Lamb, on last night’s Question Time, letting Scotland know its status as an equal and valued partner in the UK, a partner whose democratically-elected MPs have the same right to have their voice heard on behalf of their constituents as those from anywhere else.
We got fooled like big old chumps earlier this afternoon. Scottish Labour apparatchik and former “Better Together” director Blair McDougall posted a series of tweets about whether the party who wins the most seats in a Westminster election gets to form the government, which sounded exactly like the ones Scottish Labour have been posting for the last few weeks before they were exposed as being nonsense.
The big comedy reveal was that they turned out to have been said by Alex Salmond in 2007, talking about the Holyrood election of that year which the SNP won.
It was a bona fide zinger. So what point did the cunning prank prove?
Remember before the referendum, readers, when the £30bn cost of decommissioning oil platforms was a nightmarish unaffordable millstone around a future Scotland’s neck that proved it couldn’t be independent?
It turns out it wouldn’t have been so bad after all.
This week Scottish Labour quietly abandoned their “biggest party forms the government” election campaign after it was comprehensively debunked by this site and, belatedly, the mainstream media. An alert reader reminded us this evening of how the party wasn’t always so attached to the rules.
Because back in 2007, when Labour was neither the biggest party nor the incumbent administration, it had a damn good try at forming the government anyway.
All this year we’ve been noticing a curious re-writing of history in the Scottish and UK media. It’s spanned left-wing and right-wing press, and even Yes-friendly voices like Iain Macwhirter and the estimable Lallands Peat Worrier have been sucked in.
Yet it’s such a fundamentally bizarre misunderstanding of a political system that’s now been running in Scotland for 16 years that we’re bewildered at the way everyone’s suddenly decided that it happened.
The latest occurrence of this odd phenomenon was in yesterday’s Daily Record, and the subject is the newly-alleged “informal deal” between the minority SNP government of 2007-11 and the Scottish Conservatives.
The election of Jim Murphy as branch office leader has so far failed to produce a shift in the party’s catastrophic polling figures north of the border, with most projections still suggesting that Labour’s Scottish seats will be reduced to single figures in May.
Last night we catalogued a series of its howlers since Murphy took over, culminating in a humiliating climbdown over some false claims about cancelled operations in the Scottish NHS. The party’s Scottish health spokeswoman Jenny Marra turned up on today’s Good Morning Scotland to discuss the subject, and in doing so demonstrated exactly why Scottish voters are deserting it in hundreds of thousands.
There’s been considerable mirth in nationalist circles ever since Jim Murphy became leader of the Scottish Labour branch office late last year. Announcing that he wanted to “reach out” to Yes voters, his idea of an olive branch was to hire three of the most divisive and obnoxious figures to be found anywhere in his party’s entire hinterland, in a move about as conciliatory and unifying as when Rangers signed Mo Johnston.
Counter-intuitively, the link-up with Blair McDougall (who headed Murphy’s successful leadership bid) is the one that makes the most sense. After all, as “Better Together” campaign director McDougall was responsible for turning a 30-point lead for No into a 10-point one, so he clearly knows something about how to appeal to Yes people.
One of the main strengths of the No campaign in the independence referendum was that it had an efficient production line for “truthiness”. Best known as a concept from the US satirical TV show The Colbert Report, the term means things that SOUND as if they’re true, and which people will therefore be inclined to believe, even though they fall apart under any factual scrutiny.
One good example is shown above. The facts on the graphic are individually true, and convey – without ever actually saying so explicitly – the message that Scotland is subsidised by the UK to the tune of £7.6bn a year.
But that message, despite being implied through exclusively true facts, ISN’T true, because the extra “spending” on Scotland is actually borrowing, which Scotland has to pay back. The real truth is that the figures on the left are accurate, and that Scotland heavily subsidises the rest of the UK.
But to walk someone through even the basic explanation of that is quite complicated and involved, whereas the original message is punchy and SOUNDS true. The simpler something is the more people want to believe it, so the implicit lie on the graphic is difficult to dislodge from their minds once it’s in there.
(It works especially well if the media is overwhelmingly on the side of those creating the misleading impression, because they can count on the fact that the mainstream press won’t run any analysis pointing out the flaws in the argument, and the only people who’ll ever encounter the explanation are those who actively seek it out.)
David on Narrowing the options: “Is it criminal for public servants/lawyers etc to participate in a cover up? Because, this sounds very much like a…” Jul 3, 13:20
Frank Gillougley on Narrowing the options: “For funding of civil proceedings, count me in.” Jul 3, 12:54
sam on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “From JRF “Poverty in the UK remains high, with over 1 in 5 people (around 14.2 million) living in poverty…” Jul 3, 12:53
Captain Caveman on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Hey everyone! “Confused” is having another trademark sputtering “bum-referencing” meltdown because he doesn’t have a Time Machine and doesn’t know…” Jul 3, 12:41
Alice Timmons on Narrowing the options: “Oh, God. I just LOVE really elegant lawyers’ letters. If Roddy Dunlop were ever to get posters made, I’d have…” Jul 3, 12:37
Jerry Carroll on Narrowing the options: “I really hope you get somewhere with this, even tho SG and COPFS are desperately digging a hole deep enough…” Jul 3, 12:32
Graham King on Narrowing the options: “Excellent! It’s very clear. With you, I await progress.” Jul 3, 12:22
Confused on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “what sort of fucking moron are you ai-dan? you spew lots of words but it doesn’t make the argument https://www.worldometers.info/gdp/gdp-per-capita/…” Jul 3, 12:16
Chas on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “You missed your true vocation in life Alf. You should have been a butcher with the endless streams of mince…” Jul 3, 12:02
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “But we’ve already established, including by your own admission, that the figures you’ve used (and therefore the conclusions you’ve reached)…” Jul 3, 11:56
Alf Baird on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “The real question is “how “independent” Ireland” and independent Norway etc etc etc has twice the GDP-per-capita of plundered colonised…” Jul 3, 11:42
Ex President Xiden on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Mr Enquiry point KC if you dont mind.” Jul 3, 11:31
Ex President Xiden on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Mr Enquiry point KC if you dont mind.” Jul 3, 11:27
Ian Smith on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “If funding of political parties are not clearly defined, and ‘ring-fenced’ is meaningless so long as your spending can be…” Jul 3, 11:20
Skip_NC on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Northcode, as Scottish courts are fond of quoting court cases from foreign countries, I would observe that Carlill v Carbolic…” Jul 3, 11:20
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Good spot, MH, but no pun was intended. It never crossed my mind. Unless … Who can tell how deep…” Jul 3, 09:29
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “An interesting article about how “independent” Ireland, enmeshed in the EU, and trussed like a chicken by US big tech,…” Jul 3, 09:11
Minceheid on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Hatey McHateface says: 3 July, 2026 at 7:47 am iron grip I can’t speak for anyone else but I for…” Jul 3, 09:11
sarah on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “@ Skip_NC: after years of exposure [!] to Wings, that thought crossed my mind too. 🙂” Jul 3, 08:22
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “People with establishment jobs and careers are generally reluctant to set out on a course of action that would logically…” Jul 3, 08:12
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “So close, Northy. You got all the way to your penultimate paragraph with an excellent example of a logical, reasoned,…” Jul 3, 07:47
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I think you are overestimating the scale of the challenge here Northcode. I don’t believe for example, that donors would…” Jul 3, 07:17
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “It’s actually more revealing than that. I think it’s extremely likely that one of the KC’s was Dorothy Bain KC,…” Jul 3, 06:29
Northcode on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Ring?fenced should, of course, read ring-fenced. I changed text editors recently and it looks like the new one is inserting…” Jul 3, 05:50
Northcode on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “The “ring?fenced” status itself is legally ambiguous. Unless the SNP created a legally distinct fund, with formal restrictions and clear…” Jul 3, 05:29
Skip_NC on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Are you using the same counsel that drafted the original correspondence. If so, it’s high time COPFS paid attention to…” Jul 3, 03:38