Fear and lies work. Over many decades (and really for centuries) the Unionist parties and the media have succeeded in persuading a large percentage of Scots that they’re beggars, scroungers, vagrants and “subsidy junkies” dependent on the ever-generous charity of England to keep them from starvation.
And in terms of the facts, that hasn’t always been an easy sell.
More or less since the morning of 19 September 2014, the Unionist parties in Scotland have kept up an unceasing chorus of “You lost! Accept it!” directed at the entire Yes movement, but primarily the SNP (despite the SNP having never to date disputed the result or called for a re-run of the referendum).
Readers may not be entirely astonished to discover this morning that at least as far as Scottish Labour are concerned, that principle only applies to other people.
Because we’re pretty sure there’s already a name for when political parties set out an “alternative programme of government”.
Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz gave an interesting interview to Good Morning Scotland just after 8am today, in which he expressed a number of careful, measured and qualified views on a variety of subjects including currency.
But obviously Scottish people are much too stupid to understand stuff like that, so the BBC quickly dumbed it down for them.
The problem is that there’s a difference between simplifying and falsifying.
The Scottish Mail On Sunday felt obliged this weekend to devote newsprint in what’s technically an actual newspaper to a piece of snark that might just be a new all-time low in the highly competitive barrel-scraping field of “SNP BAD”:
Half a page was given up to a bunch of sour complaints that the First Minister had built in FIVE MINUTES on her itinerary on a school visit (aimed at encouraging girls to take up traditionally male careers) for people to get selfies with her.
Dismayingly often, the thing that irritates us the most about the Unionist press lying to its readers isn’t the fact that they’re doing it, but the fact that they do it so insultingly badly. As an illustrative case in point, here’s the Sunday Times’ reliably dull-witted Scottish columnist Gillian Bowditch today:
Now, let’s be generous and ignore the honkingly stupid first paragraph, which paints a couple of exceptional bad years as a permanent status, and focus on the second one.
This is the demented, McCarthyite state of madness the Labour Party has reached:
This is a party now openly rejecting anyone as a member who has ever supported any other party. We’d take a minute to try to explain to them how the arithmetic of that one works out, but they’re a long, long way beyond the grasp of reason now.
Scottish Labour won a council by-election in Fife last night, held after the long-serving Communist Party/independent councillor Willie Clarke (who can be seen on the last page of our Charlie Hebdo feature here) stepped down due to ill health.
The successful candidate Mary Lockhart was understandably jubilant, but there were a couple of what seemed like pertinent facts missing from the local paper’s report.
One thing you can always guarantee on GERS Day is that the latest set of figures for Scotland’s devolved economy inside the UK will trigger another uncontrolled spurt of “SNP HONEYMOON OVER” articles from the nation’s dogged commentariat.
Today we’ve seen already examples (links below) from two ex-Scotsman editors, Iain Martin and Magnus Linklater, the latter popping up in the Times by way of a rather crass and unpleasant analogy involving Oswald Mosley and the Blackshirts.
And since we’d rather watch “Suicide Squad” again than spend any more time going over the arguments about GERS (and trust us, readers, we don’t say that lightly), we thought it’d be more fun if we finally got round to compiling a semi-definitive list of all the times the collective wisdom of Scotland’s media and opposition has confidently predicted the SNP’s imminent demise.
Mark Beggan on Steadying The Ship: “You have been eating too much sugar again.” May 16, 15:29
Mark Beggan on Steadying The Ship: “So what about your name Sam?” May 16, 15:16
Captain Caveman on The Broken Rainbow: ““Now that you admit they’ll not be providing you with a running commentary, they’ll not be sending you any decision…” May 16, 15:12
Mark Beggan on Steadying The Ship: “Correct but it was Beggins. Changed when my grandfather came to Scotland. Mark Beggan translated means Brave of the small.” May 16, 14:58
TURABDIN on Steadying The Ship: “Neu terminologie fir auld…. United Kingdom/United Kleptocracy? Westminster/Wastaminster? WASTA is the cronyism that oils government & everything else in the…” May 16, 14:27
sam on Steadying The Ship: “Well named? The surname Beggan is of Irish origin and is derived from the Gaelic word “beagán,” which means “little”…” May 16, 14:16
Geri on The Broken Rainbow: “AI Dan, Because I don’t have to. Others, far more educated than I am, are doing it on behalf of…” May 16, 14:00
robertkknight on Steadying The Ship: “Aye, and if Scotland had a legal system, Sturgeon and the Alphabetites would be in jail, soon to be joined…” May 16, 13:47
Aidan on Steadying The Ship: “I think what Chas is drawing attention to Northcode is that with James Cheyne now (sadly I fear only temporarily)…” May 16, 13:41
Mark Beggan on Steadying The Ship: “There is certainly more saltires at today’s Unite The Kingdoms rally. This is what happens when a government holds the…” May 16, 13:41
TURABDIN on Steadying The Ship: “THIS IS THE PREAMBLE TO AN ACADEMIC WORK. HUME IN AND OUT OF SCOTTISH CONTEXT by James A. Harris and…” May 16, 13:11
100%Yes on Steadying The Ship: “Izzie, STOP putting party before Country!!!! I can see your plan has merit. If in fact JS was going to…” May 16, 13:05
Mark Beggan on Steadying The Ship: “Another word salad. Saying nothing.” May 16, 12:46
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Steadying The Ship: “Initial link to ROBERT CURRY material: https://americanmind.org/author/robert-curry/ Paragraph by Curry: « At the age of sixteen, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison,…” May 16, 12:43
Alf Baird on Steadying The Ship: “We have to accept that the Scottish school of enlightenment failed even to ascertain Scotland’s colonial capture, much like Paine…” May 16, 11:18
Captain Caveman on The Hills Of Far Away: “Shhhh! 😮 Don’t you know that all polled are “rigged” according to the CIA, and your highlighting this is only…” May 16, 10:57
100%Yes on Steadying The Ship: “Lorncal & Geri, All of our politicians have no interest in politics its carer and money driven and your both…” May 16, 10:53
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Steadying The Ship: “Cynicus: « the name of the author is Robert Curry. Not Curie. Has the Québecois author Scotticised or Frenchified the…” May 16, 10:33
Cynicus on Steadying The Ship: “Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh says: 16 May, 2026 at 12:42 am “Excerpt from CONTACT… professeur ….. Robert Curie…” ======== For ease of…” May 16, 09:37
TURABDIN on Steadying The Ship: “«révolutionnaire»……stupide spelletchequeur…” May 16, 09:16
Northcode on Steadying The Ship: ““Seek help.” Why even comment like that? What do you believe your twa wird sentence achieved beyond making you seem…” May 16, 09:11
TURABDIN on Steadying The Ship: “ON AVANCE LENTEMENT, festina lente…’c’est revolutionaire ça? & who decides who the gens bêtes are what constitute mauvaises idées. Scottish…” May 16, 09:07
Northcode on Steadying The Ship: “I rose early this morning and writ doun a poem in the Scots leid. The Stanes Foretelt Ryse noo, ye…” May 16, 09:00
Aidan on The Broken Rainbow: “LOL Geri yes because that’s how it works. The UN writes to private citizens with a big list of things…” May 16, 07:16
James Barr Gardner on Steadying The Ship: “If Swinney had been a football manager he would have been long gone by now along with his coaching staff…” May 16, 05:41
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Steadying The Ship: “Excerpt from CONTACT podcast hosted by Montréal-born STÉPHAN BUREAU. Here he interviews Louis Sarkozy (son of Nicolas Sarkozy). Louis Sarkozy…” May 16, 00:42
Cynicus on Steadying The Ship: “A picture really IS worth 1000 words. The chart above illustrates perfectly what I’ve often said. Swinney was a dud…” May 16, 00:20
Young Lochinvar on The Broken Rainbow: “HMcH Jeyes fluid? Hmmmm.. I am guessing that is an in-joke in your homosexual circles? What you types get up…” May 15, 23:08
Geri on Steadying The Ship: “To be honest, Salmond was the only good thing about the SNP. Margo & Jim too. If I remember correctly…” May 15, 22:17