Police Scotland have nevertheless denied that prisoners in their custody are being excessively pampered, following reports that a man was hustled out of St Leonard’s station in Edinburgh with an electric blanket over his head.
Meanwhile, following the Supreme Court ruling in the For Women Scotland case, the force’s HQ at Tulliallan was burgled by a gang of militant transactivists who stole all the toilets. Officers say they have nothing to go on.
Alert readers will be familiar with this site’s ongoing quest for an explanation as to why controversy-plagued charity LGBT Youth Scotland continues to operate in dozens of Scottish primary and even nursery schools, pushing gender ideology onto children as young as four despite only having a remit to support 13-25-year-olds.
Last month we were, to coin a phrase, stonewalled by Scotland’s charity regulator, the OSCR, but we filed a review request and today we received – a couple of weeks past the deadline – a response.
The legal imprint at the bottom means that that’s official SNP election communication. One assumes it’s intended for leaflets to be put through actual voters’ letterboxes.
As readers may already be aware, my main hobby to distract myself from my day job in the profoundly depressing world of politics is to delve into retro videogaming via my Retropie. It’s an endlessly rewarding fount of discovery and entertainment for many reasons, but sometimes the two spheres collide in extremely unexpected ways.
So let’s talk about GORF.
Midway’s 1981 arcade hit was a pioneering and innovative game. It was the first game to be comprised of multiple highly distinct sub-games, boldly including direct lifts of other people’s coin-ops in the form of Space Invaders and Galaxian. And while it wasn’t the first arcade game to feature synthesised speech – it was beaten to that punch by the likes of Berzerk and Wizard Of Wor the previous year – it was famous for the extensive and iconic vocabulary with which it taunted and goaded the player.
It got numerous conversions of variable quality to various home systems, whether as contemporary licences or later homebrew ports, and that’s where we come in.
Yesterday the Scottish media gave Scottish Greens MSP Maggie Chapman what she’s never willingly given anyone else – a platform on which to make her case.
Most did a very poor job challenging her on her outrageous comments about the Supreme Court, with BBC Radio Scotland’s Drivetime show being an especially wretched example of allowing the interviewee to ignore every question and then just ramble on endlessly about something else entirely, but LBC’s Gina Davidson was on top of her brief and put all the points that reasonable people wanted to be made, while giving Chapman ample time to answer uninterrupted.
Let’s break down how that went, with the help of our handy Bullshit Buzzer.
At the weekend, Scottish Greens MSP Maggie Chapman was filmed applauding as a notoriously unhinged transactivist ranted through a megaphone to a small and almost exclusively male crowd of protestors about how he was going to openly break the law by continuing to use women’s public toilets, and addressing JK Rowling with the words “We should all take a shite on you, you heinous creeping old bitch”.
At another protest, Chapman herself asserted that the Supreme Court’s unanimous ruling on the correct interpretation of the Equality Act 2010 was motivated by not by a solemn consideration of the law or by the arguments of counsel who appeared before it, but by “bigotry, prejudice and hatred”.
Chapman is – incredibly – Deputy Convener of the Equalities, Human Rights and Civil Justice Committee of the Scottish Parliament, and as such her comments sparked a storm of wholly justified outrage over her flagrant breach not only of Parliamentary rules but also of the law – specifically the Judiciary and Courts (Scotland) Act 2008, which requires all MSPs to uphold the independence of the judiciary.
Regular readers of Wings won’t need any reminding that Dani Garavelli of the Herald is, among some very stiff competition, one of the most contemptible pieces of nightsoil currently operating in the Scottish media.
But if you’re new here, we can give you a quick illustration.
If the sneering piety of that opening paragraph made you feel a little revolted, a bit angry and somewhat nauseous, then congratulations, because that means you’re still something minimally approximating to a decent human being. But unfortunately it gets a lot worse from there.
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““powers which would allow it to hold a second independence referendum” Man, is there no end to their shortsightedness, nor…” May 26, 18:59
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Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Absolute, unqualified respect to Rev Stu for having the guts to publish that fourth last paragraph there.” May 26, 18:55
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““Us indigenous Scots hiv niver taken a shit in oor ain hoose” My, Northy, but you do find new ways…” May 26, 18:52
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It’s hardly “overhyped” is it, the chief exec stealing nearly all of the parties resources.” May 26, 18:48
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Yes. Just think how much larger the yes numbers and smaller the no numbers would have been if the SNP-party-before-Country…” May 26, 18:34
Socrates MacSporran on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I am still waiting for the first memes and gifs to come out, featuring Sturgeon being questioned by the Line…” May 26, 18:23
Izzie on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Well done such a boost for the Cause. Dont worry everyone Canvassing for By-election abdpublic dont seem very interested in…” May 26, 18:12
agentx on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Scotland’s newly elected parliament has called for Westminster to devolve the powers which would allow it to hold a second…” May 26, 17:53
robertkknight on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Perhaps Sturgeon can be persuaded to do some volunteer work in a hospital in the DRC…” May 26, 17:44
Mark Beggan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““I bet there’s rich folks eating in a fancy dining car They’re probably drinkin’ coffee and smoking big cigars Well,…” May 26, 17:19
Northcode on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Us indigenous Scots hiv niver taken a shit in oor ain hoose. Your favourite country, England, wis the yin that…” May 26, 17:10
Mark Beggan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “The post-colonials are punching themselves into a corner. What part You’ve been ripped off! don’t you understand. No amount of…” May 26, 16:59
Ian Smith on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Since UK short money was the main contributor Murrell is a hero for sticking it to the Colonists. As post…” May 26, 16:39
Mark Beggan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Never shit in your own house. Be careful for what wish for.” May 26, 16:25
Grace Green on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “The crimes began in August 2010, about the same time as the pair were “married”. Could it be that the…” May 26, 16:01
Chris Bayne on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Rev, politically, we are not aligned and me and your followers will never be friends, but for ‘Mr Anwar knows…” May 26, 15:57
Andouillette on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I find it utterly sick-making that Swiney and all the other apologists are falling back on the old ‘shocked and…” May 26, 15:00
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I wonder if Breathy Bain having read that is now frantically clearing out her desks pen drawer 🙂 As for…” May 26, 14:55
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Peter Was it not that COPFS deemed it “not in the public interest”? That’s what I seem to recall.” May 26, 14:43
agentx on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg5pp2pee7go Sturgeon wearing a Murrell bought pendant. https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/operation-branchform-cops-investigating-peter-31639222 Photo with Sturgeon and Jag on her drive.” May 26, 14:31
Cynicus on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““The two fundraisers combined raised almost £700,000 but Murrell only copped a plea for misappropriating £400,000 of it, and the…” May 26, 14:22
Morgatron on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Brilliant article again Stu. I hope every blogger, journo, MP, MSP, JK, David Davis and anyone with clout and a…” May 26, 14:20
TimePilot on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “A quick “Google” of Sturgeon signing offical documents fed into AI (see screenshot below) https://i.postimg.cc/jdZMh7yB/Pens.jpg Pen Analysis Images 1, 2,…” May 26, 13:57
Willie on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “At some stage, and not in the too distant future legal action will I suspect be raised against those who…” May 26, 13:45
Hobbit on The Final Robbery: “This thieving began while Alex was still the leader. More generally, how could the SNP system have let the thieving…” May 26, 13:43
Richard Renier on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “No public money was stolen. So who funded the police enquiry, which cost over £1m?” May 26, 13:31