The Daily Telegraph just released a video called “100 Reasons Why Brexit Was A Good Thing”. It listed them to a soundtrack of “Jerusalem”, the same song that closed the Labour Party conference earlier this week with its stirring ode to just one of the four nations of the United Kingdom.
We’ve saved a few of the highlights below, just in case the Telegraph should delete the video in a fit of sanity. We’ve also added one fake one. See if you can spot it.
The dogged determination of Scottish Labour to insult the Scottish electorate is a source of constant slack-jawed astonishment to us. Over the years we’ve lost count of the number of times the party’s politicians have effectively said “People are just too stupid to vote for us”, in the apparent belief that abuse is the way to win back support.
But it’s not always so overt. The subtler ways in which the party treats voters like morons include the assumption that people’s memories only go back to yesterday’s newspapers, and there can surely be no more stark illustration than its recent adoption of the attack line that the SNP are standing “shoulder to shoulder with the Tories”.
We’re big fans of socialism ourselves, so when a number of delegates at the Scottish Labour conference today, including UK leader Jeremy Corbyn, revived an old Keir Hardie line we were quite excited.
Michelle Mone, the fake-tan-and-diet-pills tycoon who threatened to leave Scotland if the SNP won the 2007 Holyrood election (but didn’t when they did), then threatened to leave if Yes won the referendum (but did when it didn’t), now lives in a very expensive flat by the Thames in London with a lovely view of Tower Bridge.
James on Response Level Upgrade: “Adrian got it half right for once. The first half, obvs; you’re right; I couldn’t give a flying fuck about…” Jun 18, 22:52
sam on Response Level Upgrade: “Was he not already king of Scotland, therefore crowned here, before he was offered and took crown of England?” Jun 18, 20:35
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “Well that’s good news on this lovely summer evening, let’s all open a beer to celebrate.” Jun 18, 20:00
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: ““James” Rather than expressing completely ingenuine and totally unnecessary concern for me, why don’t you address your own enormous and…” Jun 18, 19:54
James Che on Response Level Upgrade: “The Westminster parliament for England and annexed Wales was a little bit too anxious to capture Scotland and rushed it…” Jun 18, 19:18
James Che on Response Level Upgrade: “Sam, Correct me if I am wrong, Was king James coronated or crowned in Scotland or did he self declare…” Jun 18, 19:01
James Che on Response Level Upgrade: “It is a devolved parliament in to Scotland that serves two masters,” Jun 18, 18:40
James Che on Response Level Upgrade: “The old Scottish parliament was adjourned under Sine Die in Scotland on 25th March 1707, The monarch of England under…” Jun 18, 18:30
James Che on Response Level Upgrade: “Sam, And the rest of Scotlands land and sea was taken under the posed question that the parliament for England…” Jun 18, 18:10
James Che on Response Level Upgrade: “100% yes. If the treaty of union were real, then article XV11 for the subjects of Scotland would provide Scotlands…” Jun 18, 18:02
100%Yes on Response Level Upgrade: “In The Rag “John Swinney refuses to halt AI data centres amid ‘free-for-all'” it amazes me how anyone can read…” Jun 18, 17:12
agentx on Response Level Upgrade: “Good luck to Scotland (women) tonight.” Jun 18, 17:06
Captain Caveman on Response Level Upgrade: “Awww, bless! Much wailing and gnashing of teeth I see; GOOD! 🙂 Zero self awareness as per; we’re back to…” Jun 18, 16:10
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “Well, I think you must have done quite a lot of reading to identify the writing that involves “rage”,anger, “bitterness”…” Jun 18, 16:09
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “I’ve been thinking – an activity alien to colonialists – and I’ve arrived at this… “The name of the thing…” Jun 18, 15:59
sam on Response Level Upgrade: “Well, I think you must have done quite a lot of reading to identify the writing that involves “rage”,anger, “bitterness”…” Jun 18, 15:54
Young Lochinvar on Response Level Upgrade: “BREAKING! Harry “top of the morning” Kane has tried to defend his Riverdance approach to kicking penalties on the fair…” Jun 18, 15:46
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “You are a busy bee Sam. Ever considered getting a job?” Jun 18, 15:45
sam on Response Level Upgrade: “https://bellacaledonia.org.uk/?p=84849 “Last month (year 2020) Andrew Mackillop and I published a report disclosing connections between landownership in the west Highlands…” Jun 18, 15:40
Tinto Chiel on Response Level Upgrade: “@ diabloandco: yes, I don’t know what would have appalled Jimmy Reid more, the grifting, mediocre and unprincipled politicians of…” Jun 18, 15:39
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “Stop hiding behind a fake name or we will have to call you Karen.” Jun 18, 15:38
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “I don’t generally read your posts ”Confused”, I doubt many people do. The maelstrom of anger, rage, bitterness and hatred…” Jun 18, 15:32
Young Lochinvar on Response Level Upgrade: “CC Hahahaha “Cry me a river” Slaphead “old boy”.. 🙂” Jun 18, 15:22
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: ““Oh do fuck off, you thick fat twat…” “Yeah, but that’s enough about your porcine dietary habits.” “Another day, another…” Jun 18, 15:22
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “The Leftys are having a meltdown. Wonder what could have caused that? I think we need to start calling them…” Jun 18, 15:15
Young Lochinvar on Response Level Upgrade: “NC Never mind, Susannah Reid made a non-apology the other day for decrying Scots as drunken sots needing a bank…” Jun 18, 15:11