Warning: despite the quite zingy title this is actually going to be a very dry stats post, readers. It is, on the other hand, based on a man having something disturbingly close to a complete psychotic mental breakdown, so there’s always that for a bit of colour.
Because the paragraph above, and in particular the highlighted part, is without a doubt the most dishonest, diametrically false and wildly extreme lie about Scottish politics that we’ve ever seen anyone tell in the 13.5 years of Wings Over Scotland’s existence.
We’re stuck indoors waiting for a repairman today, so we had a little read-around of some of the less popular Scottish politics blogs to pass the time, and noted this:
James Kelly of Scot Goes Pop, which we gather from its front page was seemingly one of the “Top 50 Left-Wing Blogs of 2011”, is noticeably insistent on making the argument that we’re “stalking” and “obsessed” with him.
But in fact the headline on the STV News website – whether intentionally, through innocent misunderstanding or, as we suspect, a result of being deliberately misled by government ministers – is a flat-out lie.
In fact the Scottish Government has done the exact opposite. It has taken Dr Hilary Cass’s four-year report and set it on fire, so that it can continue to irreversibly destroy the lives of Scottish children in the name of gender ideology.
In many ways, the fabricated, hysterical furore of Humza Yousaf Vs Elon Musk is the ultimate in summer-silly-season politics stories.
Absurdly plainly, the former First Minister ISN’T going to take any legal action against the billionaire owner of Twitter. He only likes bullying small nurseries, and even then he doesn’t follow through. He didn’t even sue us for calling him racist a few months ago, so there’s zero chance he’s going to square up to the world’s richest man.
Normally in cases like these, there’s an instant and concerted attempt to rubbish the judgement, both from amateurs and activist lawyers like Robin Moira “Barry” White, Jolyon Maugham, and the anonymous “Pissed Off Lawyer” tweeting as @legaltweetz. They’ll issue spurious “analyses” dismissing the findings with jargon terms like “obiter”, and either question their correctness or attempt to minimise their significance.
For some reason that didn’t happen this time. The hyper-antagonist online trans army has very conspicuously failed to rush to the defence of ERCC CEO Mridul Wadhwa, perhaps because Judge Ian McFatridge’s conclusions were so relentlessly, brutally and comprehensively excoriating of Wadhwa’s appalling behaviour that no amount of spin or disingenuity could disguise it.
But then, on white charger and with papoose, enter a hero.
We watched Question Time last night for the first time in about nine years, and this comment from SNP Westminster leader Stephen Flynn raised an eyebrow.
Because we couldn’t remember ANY times that Flynn had publicly expressed any problems with the Scottish Greens during their governing alliance.
Last week SNP MP Fulton MacGregor told Newsnight that the grotesque, draconian Hate Crime Act was necessary because “hate crime is a major problem across Scotland”, which “wreaks havoc on individuals, on communities and on families”.
If there have been stories of rampaging mobs terrorising gay people, of a wave of violence against Sikhs, or widespread arson campaigns against Italian chip shops, they’ve escaped our attention.
But of course, the onscreen discussion focused mostly on the group that the Scottish Government is obsessed with to the exclusion of all others – transgender people.
Hatey McHateface on In pursuit of clarity: “Careful, Aidan! You’re trampling all over the green cheese with your muckle tackity boots. Green cheese is all some of…” Jun 7, 16:32
Aidan on In pursuit of clarity: ““I’m not going to engage with the facts you’ve laid out and therefore because I’m ignoring the evidence I win…” Jun 7, 16:30
Hatey McHateface on In pursuit of clarity: “New Caledonia, eh? A name to conjure with. Second only to Nova Scotia as a reminder of the Scots’ long,…” Jun 7, 16:20
Northcode on In pursuit of clarity: “Prove Salvo/Liberate are guilty of embezzlement. You can’t because you don’t have any proof. And why don’t you have any…” Jun 7, 16:17
100%Yes on The Massive Face Of Truth: “More SNP dirty secrets, cash for seats, this is just the start.” Jun 7, 16:16
Anne on The Massive Face Of Truth: “The day these corrupt and greedy individuals get their come uppence will be a great day .If only Alex were…” Jun 7, 15:58
Aidan on In pursuit of clarity: “Is it true or not true that the chair of C-24 issued the following statement:no petition … could be accepted…” Jun 7, 15:57
Mark Beggan on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Cosa Nostra. We’ll make Scotland an offer they can’t refuse. If anyone objects then they will be swimming with the…” Jun 7, 15:54
Skip_NC on The Massive Face Of Truth: “This is a question that absolutely must be answered. I’m surprised a certain Scot isn’t popping with excitement at yet…” Jun 7, 15:49
Captain Caveman on In pursuit of clarity: “@Xaracen How’s “Project Hee Haw” going at the UN? You’ve been quiet for a good while; I can’t imagine why.…” Jun 7, 15:47
Xaracen on In pursuit of clarity: “Hah! Your own post I just commented on, Aidan, is itself a ‘bare denial’!” Jun 7, 15:26
Xaracen on In pursuit of clarity: “You made the claim of rejection, your job to back it up, not mine to refute it.” Jun 7, 15:05
DavidT on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Mind, some used to copy-and-paste from the blog.” Jun 7, 14:43
Aidan on In pursuit of clarity: “lol – Xaracen: if you are involved in this eccentric escapade why don’t YOU publish all the correspondence with various…” Jun 7, 14:43
Hatey McHateface on In pursuit of clarity: “Fascinating stuff, Confused. As if by magic you manage to blame all the world’s ills on the English and the…” Jun 7, 14:36
Aidan on In pursuit of clarity: “That is what is known in the legal profession as a “bare denial”, I.e. a simply statement of “no I…” Jun 7, 14:34
Xaracen on In pursuit of clarity: “@Aidan; “the approach to the UN had already been rejected.” Oh, FFS, not this tripe again! Prove it! Show us…” Jun 7, 14:29
Effijy on The Massive Face Of Truth: “It’s a pity that it’s the Sun doing the interview. Over to the Editor now to twist and turn every…” Jun 7, 14:24
Hatey McHateface on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Fourth comment from the top, Alf. Is that a new personal best?” Jun 7, 14:23
Hatey McHateface on In pursuit of clarity: “When you write about big mouths, Northy, we must all defer to your lived experience.” Jun 7, 14:21
Hatey McHateface on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Now that fame is chapping your door, Stu, promise us you won’t let it go to your head and turn…” Jun 7, 14:14
Confused on In pursuit of clarity: “the tendency towards disorder in macro social systems, the existence of a “social entropy” is a constant and tragic problem…” Jun 7, 14:05
Skip_NC on The Massive Face Of Truth: “(a) It’s the weekend so they’re at their dachas. (b) Now that they know the only advocate in Scotland ever…” Jun 7, 13:48
McDuff on The Massive Face Of Truth: “You fully deserve this vindication rev, it was about time.” Jun 7, 13:29
Northcode on In pursuit of clarity: “I disagree, Jay I think you should increase the number of comments you post in this place.” Jun 7, 13:17
Alf Baird on The Massive Face Of Truth: ““Scotland has traditionally prided itself on the strength of its institutions” Fortunately now we know that our institutions are colonial.…” Jun 7, 13:15
barelybare on The Massive Face Of Truth: “I agree an honest fundraiser to repay the Weirs would likely have succeeded. The actual fundraisers for referendum and for…” Jun 7, 13:04