Kezia Dugdale Fact Check, Part 681 418
Posted on
May 08, 2017 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
This one definitely looks dodgy.
We, um… we don’t think they DID show that, Kez.
Archive for the ‘comment’
If France had Unionists 137
Posted on
May 07, 2017 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
So the French presidential election result is in. And we’re getting early reactions:
Well, those are a bit weird, aren’t they?
And the colours came running 237
Posted on
May 07, 2017 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Don’t say we didn’t warn you about this.
Because we’ve been telling you it was coming for half a decade.
What they’re trying to sell you 129
Posted on
May 06, 2017 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
It’s come to a pretty pass indeed when the Telegraph is the bastion of truth.
Because if you listened to the Unionist opposition and media today, you’d come away with a very different impression of what’s just happened.
Winning and losing 178
Posted on
May 05, 2017 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Some manner of strange, alien vortex swallowed the very concept of arithmetic as we know it earlier this evening. The answer to the question “what is 431 minus 425?” was variously reported by the media as -7, -14, +31 and -30, with nowhere that we could find offering the seemingly obvious answer of “6”. But that was only the beginning.
Because language wasn’t immune from the sudden redefinitions either. The Tories, who finished 155 seats behind the SNP, nevertheless proclaimed themselves not only the winners of the election, but the sole winners.
So let’s have a quick review of the facts.
Chinese arithmetic 120
Posted on
May 05, 2017 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
With all 32 councils now having declared, the Scottish local elections are over and the SNP have won again, taking 431 seats. Last time round in 2012 they took 425.
You might think you know the difference between 431 and 425. But you don’t.
You can actually try changing it 239
Posted on
May 05, 2017 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
This post is mostly here to give people somewhere to chat about the council election results as they come in. But this song, with a hat-tip to alert reader SparkleMonkey, is dedicated specifically and personally to the now-former Scottish Labour councillor (and one-time leader of Aberdeen City Council) Willie Young, who was ejected by the electorate earlier today.
Today is going to be a day of realignment in Scottish politics, in which the Tories will formally become the main opposition to the SNP. (Having already pipped Labour to second at Holyrood and having as many Westminster MPs as them.) Expect modest SNP gains and big Tory ones, both mainly from Labour, who have already lost overall control of Glasgow, their last stronghold.
Everything’s different after today, folks. Scotland’s choice will never have been more stark: extreme Tories in the UK for years and years to come, or self-governance. Let the chips fall where the people choose.
Song for the Scottish Conservatives 390
Posted on
May 04, 2017 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
On the occasion of the local elections.
Vote ’til you boak, readers. Seriously.
Down with the sickness 240
Posted on
May 01, 2017 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We had to rub our eyes when we got up this morning, because we thought we must have opened the wrong issue of the Times tablet app by mistake – the lead Scotland story seemed to be a reprint of a piece from the previous day’s Sunday Times.
But we were wrong.
This is how it begins 274
Posted on
April 29, 2017 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
This appears to be a genuine question from a YouGov poll going out to selected areas of the country today. We’ve had a couple of people confirm it to us who we have no reason to disbelieve. (It also asked this.)
The particular political arrangement it’s testing the waters of public opinion on there is fascist dictatorship. God help us all.
The snap election 187
Posted on
April 29, 2017 by
Lorna Miller
Chris Cairns is on holiday. Yes, again.
