That’s what Google Translate renders in Latin from the phrase “who questions the questioners?”, which is good enough for us. After weeks of silence, Labour’s irony-free “2014 Truth Team” Twitter account sprang back into life yesterday. As part of its mission to “find out the facts and expose the myths”, it made this dramatic assertion:
The link points to a Herald piece in which, sure enough, the Scottish Government does indeed refuse to guarantee something. But it’s not the “UK pension rate”.
When UKIP’s Nigel Farage was recently made rather unwelcome in Edinburgh, a whole slew of Unionist politicians and commentators – most notably Scottish Lib Dem leader Willie Rennie – took to the nation’s airwaves and newspaper columns to piously condemn the protestors who peacefully but loudly voiced their disapproval of Farage’s policies. Angry online No supporters, as is their wont, were less measured in their fury at the “suppression” of Farage’s free speech.
Today, the subject of the media’s blanket outrage – there are sizeable stories in the Daily Mail, Telegraph, Scotsman, Herald, Daily Record, The Times, Express and many more – is the saintly British Olympic cyclist, Sir Chris Hoy. The unfortunate sportsman has been the subject of what the Mail calls “vile abuse” for some comments in yesterday’s papers in which he ostensibly refused to take sides in the independence debate (but in reality could barely have made his position any clearer).
But another similar (and rather more serious) story, about online abuse directed at a Scottish public figure every bit as well known as Hoy, inexplicably gets only a microscopic fraction of the coverage.
Sir Alex Ferguson (no relation) resigned as manager of Manchester United this week. The resulting deluge of newspaper articles covered a wide range of opinions, both gushingly complimentary and rather less so, but one characteristic of the man was uniformly (and approvingly) agreed on – that he always defended his players.
And it was hard not to contrast that unwavering loyalty (a trait described by Ferguson himself as “the anchor of my life”) with events in the independence debate last week.
We’ve spent a fair bit of time over the course of this website’s existence documenting the multi-media witch-hunts that invariably arise in the Scottish media whenever some obscure and/or anonymous independence supporter on the internet says something slightly intemperate (or even just expresses an unpopular opinion).
We especially enjoy contrasting it against the way that the elected, taxpayer-funded representatives of major political parties can get away unremarked with comparing the First Minister to dictators and genocidal mass murderers (of the sort “Better Together” donors like to give hundreds of thousands of pounds to).
The vast difference in the amount of media weight given to abusive behaviour from British nationalists and that from the independence side (the infamous “cybernats”) has long been a feature of Scottish political debate, but over the last 12 hours the phenomenon has seen an intriguing new twist.
Hang on. The heart of the latest No campaign/media scare story is that the enormous pension deficit currently looming over the UK like a great big multi-billion-pound fiscal sword of Damocles (but which everyone is feverishly avoiding looking at) will become much more urgent in the event of Scottish independence, because according to EU rules “cross-border” pensions can’t just boot the problem into the long grass for years, and have to ensure any shortfall is funded immediately.
EU rules? But haven’t the Unionists spent most of the last six months telling us that an independent Scotland wouldn’t be an EU member, and would have to wait years at the back of the queue to join as a new country? Phew! Problem solved!
(Our emphases.) That’s pretty clear, then – the No campaign will not accept money from “foreign donors”, but will take “up to £500” from people resident in the UK.
We haven’t heard any more from Ian Taylor’s lawyers yet. But in a surprising development never previously observed on the internet, his attempt to silence various pro-independence voices appears to have resulted in people digging deeper into the affairs of Vitol, the oil-trading company of which he’s been Chief Executive since 1995.
One particularly interesting revelation that we don’t think was covered in any of the earlier articles relates to the company’s conduct in the Republic of the Congo, where they got up to shenanigans a little shadier than simply drinking all the Um Bongo.
(The next-biggest donator, author CJ Sansom, sent their £161,000 cheque from their home in Sussex, which we’re fairly sure also isn’t in Scotland.)
We’ve dropped Mr Sheridan a line asking if he finds non-Scottish-resident, tax-avoiding Ian Taylor’s huge donation to the No campaign “nauseating”. We’ll let you know his answer the minute it arrives, which surely won’t be long.
After six years in kneejerk opposition, extending even so far as to abstain on or vote against budgets with their own amendments in them, Scottish Labour have apparently suddenly discovered the merits of mature, constructive consensus politics. This week has seen the party calling for unity in opposing the bedroom tax, and demanding that the Scottish Government should mitigate the effect on social-housing tenants by providing tens of millions of pounds from its own budget to bridge the gap.
There are numerous reasons why this isn’t a practical long-term solution, some of which we explore in the comments on this Labour activist’s blog post. But if anyone should be wondering why it might also seem politically unattractive to the SNP, perhaps it might be instructive to note what Labour’s reaction was when the Nats did that very thing a year ago, when finance secretary John Swinney found £40m to lessen the effects of UK government cuts forcing the poorest to contribute more Council Tax.
A couple of paragraphs in a Vince Cable story (to over-dignify the piece in question) from today’s Scotsman are quite amusing if you swap the order they come in.
“The first day I took up my job as the chief economist at Shell I was given a plaque which had an Arabic saying and when I pressed for a translation, they said ‘All those who claim to predict the future are lying, even if they are later proved right’.”
Righto.
“Business Secretary Vince Cable last night warned that an independent Scotland’s reliance on revenue from oil would result in savage public spending cuts or tax rises, as he addressed the Liberal Democrat Scottish conference.”
For the seasoned political analyst (and also for idiots like us), it can be hard to offer a rational explanation for why any thinking human being would ever believe a word the Labour Party says about anything any more.
It came to power 16 years ago promising to introduce electoral reform, then ditched it. (But still hilariously claims to be committed to the principle despite 100 years of failing to deliver it.) It also pledged not to introduce university tuition fees, then introduced them. It campaigned for re-election on a promise not to increase them, then increased them. It – well, we could go on all day, just about tuition fees alone.
But let’s cut to the chase and move up to the present day.
A lot of independence supporters are getting excited today about this clip of Labour shadow-cabinet MP Helen Goodman telling the BBC that Labour would keep the bedroom tax. They’re right to highlight it, but most are doing so for the wrong reasons.
Goodman’s position is that Labour WOULD still implement the hated tax, but would only penalise people for over-occupying their housing if they’d been offered smaller accommodation and refused to move. Opponents of Labour are observing the hypocrisy of the party raging against the tax in public while admitting they’d retain it, which is fair enough, but also misses the real point.
twathater on Pick Your Poison: “Grousbeaters quote “I look for individuals (not parties or titles), who are experts in their field, folk who are reliable,…” May 8, 18:24
Bilbo on Pick Your Poison: “The Long march through the institutions and the end result is Lorna Slater getting elected 🙂” May 8, 18:12
Bilbo on Pick Your Poison: “The only consolation about yesterdays election is that Labour is fecked in both Scotland, England and Wales.” May 8, 18:06
Captain Caveman on Pick Your Poison: “At least 50 more than I thought he’d get tbh.” May 8, 17:56
Bilbo on Pick Your Poison: “Firstly, nobody on this forum said that SNP wasn’t going to win the most seats. Secondly, your comment about SNP…” May 8, 17:53
GM on Pick Your Poison: “Grim.Quite a few absolute fuckwits held their seats too. That bam up in Buchan. FFS, the unionists are clearly fake…” May 8, 17:49
Dan on Pick Your Poison: “Time to look out that Airplane clip! Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit… www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm8fYf53SMg” May 8, 17:47
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “At least we’re not alone on the stupid. Labour guy on telly says it’s Starmer the voters don’t like. Nah,…” May 8, 17:44
Izzie on Pick Your Poison: “Well it looks like we (SNP) have won. But Im not hete to gloat all ypu doom merchants. I am…” May 8, 17:43
agentx on Pick Your Poison: “SNP lost 4 constituency seat so far – how important will the SNP 1 +2 vote be?” May 8, 17:34
Frank Gillougley on Pick Your Poison: “Time mibbes to roll out my favourite MacDiarmid quote and park it on a Scottish lawn. ‘All is dead here,…” May 8, 17:17
agentx on Pick Your Poison: “It’s going to be interesting how the list vote works out.” May 8, 17:14
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “Lorna Slater is the last straw in a long series of last straws. I have abandoned the Scots… they are…” May 8, 17:06
Confused on Pick Your Poison: “It looks like the revolutionary forces of the Student-Grant-Millie-Tant-Faction have won it for Lorna Slater. Along with the Waitrose-Liberals and…” May 8, 16:53
Socrates MacSporran on Pick Your Poison: “Elegant use of the stiletto there by Ms Cherry – discussing why Angus Robertson got his erse handed to him…” May 8, 16:31
100%Yes on Pick Your Poison: “Reform has saved the SNP from defeat, so John Swinney hasn’t won the election and we now know they will…” May 8, 16:30
Insider on Pick Your Poison: “Shockingly bad result for Craig Murray ! Only 150 votes !” May 8, 16:15
Confused on Pick Your Poison: “fucking liz lloyd holding forth on the telly doing the punditry – I would put my foot through the screen…” May 8, 16:13
agentx on Pick Your Poison: “Lorna Bloody Slater won constituency seat!” May 8, 16:07
Bobbyp on Pick Your Poison: “‘Until the scots wake up and start demanding their liberation from imperial english oppression’ Sadly never going to happen, the…” May 8, 15:48
robertkknight on Pick Your Poison: “I’d suggest any criteria be based upon that which would be used to confer Scottish Citizenship upon an individual. For…” May 8, 15:40
Bobbyp on Pick Your Poison: “‘Until the scots wake up and start demanding their liberation from imperial english oppression’ Sadly never going to happen, the…” May 8, 15:32
Iain mhor on Pick Your Poison: “A lot of wailing about ‘illegals’, or asylum seekers having the right to vote, but very little made of Non-Dom…” May 8, 15:29
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “It’s way too early to say for sure, but it’s already looking like the main winners in Scotland’s Piss-Take-Parliament Democracy…” May 8, 15:17
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “I repeat; “Colonialist comments aren’t even interesting or entertaining… they’re just thoroughly stupid.”” May 8, 15:14
100%Yes on Pick Your Poison: “ATLS not doing very well.” May 8, 15:09
Chas on Pick Your Poison: “If there is one thing you are clearly an expert in it is stupidity. You demonstrate it umpteen times every…” May 8, 15:00
sarah on Pick Your Poison: “7.00 p.m. tonight, per Election Maps UK, but I think the Rev said it might be Saturday.” May 8, 14:28
sam on Pick Your Poison: “Alf, Which of these is likely to support the Scottish petition? https://www.un.org/dppa/decolonization/en/c24/members” May 8, 14:19
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “What really, really, really pisses me off more than anything else in all of God’s creation is stupidity, followed closely…” May 8, 14:12