You know how the SNP are always going on about how bad the Tories are and how urgently we need to get rid of them? Well, it turns out they don’t want that to happen for at least a couple of years. They just want a different Tory as Prime Minister, even though they keep telling us that Boris Johnson is the greatest recruiting sergeant for independence there could be.
One might almost imagine that once every Parliament, a drawing of lots is conducted at The Times’ offices in Scotland and the loser is obliged to write this column, on pain of a ceremonial debagging and a jolly good paddling with an old cricket bat from all the other chaps in the newsroom.
Perhaps the fear is playing tricks with Alex Massie’s memory.
We were sent something disturbing recently. It’s from a training course civil servants are being sent on by the Scottish Government.
As you can see, one of the sites that staff are directed to is something called The Trans Language Primer. We thought you should see some of its content.
Even when you’re retired, some things are too journalistically offensive to let pass, such as this piece of absolute garbage we just saw from The National today.
The paper’s anonymous reporter set off all our red warning lights at once.
There was, very obviously, no “indyref2 campaign launch” yesterday, not least for the reason that there is no indyref2. Nothing whatsoever has changed from the situation which has persisted for the last six years, namely that the SNP says it wants another referendum and the UK government says it can’t have one.
There has been no agreement and there has been no legal judgement settling the impasse. No laws have been passed, no date has been set (though a flustered Angus Robertson blurted out something about next October on Good Morning Scotland), no preparations have been made.
While this site remains mothballed, it’s nice to keep a steady trickle of traffic going just in case it ever needs to spring back to life, eg if someone actually interested in independence suddenly somehow becomes leader of the SNP again.
So we thought it might be fun to just briefly link to some old articles as and when they became topical once more, and as luck would have it tomorrow is such an occasion.
Because that’s when the SNP will launch the first of a series of new papers outlining the First Minister’s “vision” of independence by waffling on about how it would be a jolly good thing, in the unlikely event that she ever got off her extremely well-paid arse and achieved it.
Since Wings confirmed its formal closure as a blog there have nevertheless been 19 posts in eight-and-a-half months, comprising a mixture of polls (the site’s remaining purpose), guest posts, admin, a couple of throwaway joke videos and very occasional one-off, polling-related comment pieces on significant occasions like the SNP marking 15 years in power or Nicola Sturgeon becoming the longest-serving First Minister.
So it’s a little bit startling that it’s still – and by a considerable distance – the world’s most-read Scottish politics site.
(In fact, bigger than the next three put together.)
Confused on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “– I see the new anglo demagogue, Rupert Lowe, has been “doin’ a bit” … REMIGRATION is where it’s at…” Jul 26, 11:17
Confused on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “https://archive.ph/QMrix Im a firestarter, a twisted firestarter … Another triumph of wimminhood and intellect – she decides to make Glasgow…” Jul 26, 11:15
Northcode on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““Don’t tell the coloniser that by following the inspirational insights of Memmi…” You assert that if a region’s resources are…” Jul 26, 11:00
Northcode on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Your points appear to rest on assumptions that don’t quite align with the structure of the discussion. Large-scale geopolitical events…” Jul 26, 10:25
100%Yes on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Scottish Prism is on today. I Said in the comments:- I’m sick and tired of being fed the Indy lie…” Jul 26, 10:23
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““much if not most of the wealth of the nation is extracted from it” “can never improve and develop Scotland…” Jul 26, 10:17
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““the reason why Scotland is currently missing out on investment” …is because much if not most of the wealth of…” Jul 26, 09:56
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “sam is never going to allow that the enormous increases in immigrant populations this century could have any effects on…” Jul 26, 09:52
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Meantime, in other news, swathes of Europe and even some bits of Scotland are on fire. And the two separate…” Jul 26, 09:37
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““one of the most economically powerful devolved parliaments in the world, compared to federal systems like Germany and Switzerland.” Aye,…” Jul 26, 09:32
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Aiden, If you genuinely knew this, you would realise that the Scottish people within Scotland are indeed Sovereign and independent…” Jul 26, 09:26
Minceheid on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Hatey McHateface says: 26 July, 2026 at 9:01 am Fist an un-pronounceable name and now this. Now who doesn’t like…” Jul 26, 09:20
sam on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Alf, it did occur to me that you might have met Margaret and Jim Cuthbert. If they were willing they…” Jul 26, 09:16
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Oddly enough, it was just towards the end of last week that I listened to the Welsh FM on the…” Jul 26, 09:01
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““even Westminster has acknowledged that the GDP Per Capita of an independent Scotland would be far greater” Even that claim…” Jul 26, 08:49
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Aye, Auld Lochnagar. If Wally W. Walrus can just get his flailing flippers around double quotes, the academically accepted way…” Jul 26, 08:35
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The Crown laws of England / Wales / irelands UK parliament do apply to England wales and Ireland. However the…” Jul 26, 08:35
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Worth repeating the fact that Scotland doesn’t have the highest electricity prices in the UK, either for unit rate or…” Jul 26, 08:23
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Thank you – we know this now, so there won’t be a need to make any further posts on this…” Jul 26, 08:23
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Cheers, James. TBQH I was immensely put out at the lack of reaction to my observing that the UN Decolonisation…” Jul 26, 08:05
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Which contrasts with the eloquent and informative contributions by you fat stinker?” Jul 26, 07:59
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Not a single measure described above would do anything to increase GDP on an overall or per capita basis. It…” Jul 26, 07:35
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The parliament for England / Wales / Ireland did not renew or remake a new treaty with Scotland after the…” Jul 26, 07:27
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Anas Sarwar is already a official parliamentary member of the England – Wales and Irelands Great Britains UK parliament with…” Jul 26, 07:17
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “There is no UK other than the parliament for England and Wales making an agreement with the parliament of Ireland…” Jul 26, 06:58
Young Lochinvar on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “CC @ 11.39 Well hold on there Bald Eagle! “Scotland was doing much of the colonis1NG before and after the…” Jul 26, 00:06
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Worth repeating the fact that even Westminster has acknowledged that the GDP Per Capita of an independent Scotland would be…” Jul 25, 23:01