It is our solemn duty to inform readers that deranged, shovel-handed Scottish Greens member and known associate of rapists and paedophiles Scott “Heather” Herbert has taken the hump at a Wings article from yesterday in which he was satirically featured.
He filed a malicious false copyright claim with YouTube which resulted in a silent video clip from the article showcasing his comically gigantic man-hands being scheduled for deletion, despite Herbert owning no copyright in the video (it’s the property of TalkTV, who have raised no objections to it) and having no legal standing to file any complaint.
But YouTube’s abysmal automated structures operate on the basis that all complaints are intrinsically valid, and allow absolutely no way for Wings to appeal this decision.
He popped up on Talk TV last night, explaining how a middle-aged man twerking at a number of very young children – some of whom seemed visibly distressed – during a recent Pride march was fine because maybe the children had asked him to (which they manifestly hadn’t), and anyway it was their parents’ fault that it happened.
And, y’know, readers can make their own judgements about that.
Hannah Graf MBE (below, right, receiving the decoration from Prince William in 2019 for his “work updating LGBTQ policy in the British Army”) is a very strange fella.
Here are three recent newspaper stories. This one’s from two weeks ago:
A wealthy businessman, related to an SNP MP, is alleged to have donated tens of thousands of pounds in envelopes to the party which it is claimed have unlawfully not been recorded with the Electoral Commission.
Tuesday’s front page headline in The National was roughly the political equivalent of introducing yourself to your new next-door neighbour by saying “Hi, nice to meet you, I’m Jimmy from No.22 and it definitely wasn’t me who killed your cat last night”.
Humza Yousaf’s great masterplan of an independence strategy is imploding faster than the OceanGate Titan, and scarcely any less disastrously. And unless you’re one of the colleagues, family or friends of the tragic victims on board the doomed vessel, it’s even more painful to watch.
24 hours on, pretty much everyone seems to have come to the same conclusion (with the assistance of briefings from the FM himself) about Humza Yousaf’s “independence strategy” as the one Wings saw immediately yesterday, namely that he’s taken Nicola Sturgeon’s flawed version of a de-facto referendum and made it even less credible.
In as far as they’re talking about it at all, anyway.
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Bet Wilson is white and thus an easy target for two-tier justice.” Mar 12, 20:42
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Irony of ironies, Alf. We’re so colonised, we don’t even have our own academics of anti-colonialism. We have to import…” Mar 12, 20:37
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Looks like James has the sock puppets. But considering what he’s been doing in them, best await an offer from…” Mar 12, 20:25
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Dodged the questions again, Alf. Entirely expected, but don’t kid yourself the alert readers don’t notice.” Mar 12, 20:20
agentx on Looking up at the stars: ““A mother-of-10 who kept a vulnerable woman captive as a slave for 25 years has been jailed for 13 years.…” Mar 12, 20:20
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Fact has it that you’re a man whose word can’t be trusted. Someone who swears an oath of fealty. Then…” Mar 12, 20:13
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Whatever we Scots have achieved, Northy, it’s fuck all to do with you. You’re a Pict. An untermensch. We Scots…” Mar 12, 20:03
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: ““We’ve only had one vote and we voted yes” Don’t you just hate it when commoners adopt the royal we?…” Mar 12, 19:59
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Looking up at the stars: “PEERS VOTE TO GO BEYOND GOVT’S PLEDGE TO END NON-CRIME HATE INCIDENTS The House of Lords has voted to strengthen…” Mar 12, 19:26
James Che on Looking up at the stars: “Northcode, Three hundred years and more of conditioning has to have had an effect on the people of Scotland, Goodness…” Mar 12, 19:06
Sven on Looking up at the stars: “Diabloandco @ 15.55. He did indeed, D & Co, in the (very) late 1700s. His statue stands outside the establishment,…” Mar 12, 19:00
James Che on Looking up at the stars: “Factchecker, You are right of course, the Scottish people have to attain the will to wake up first, prior to…” Mar 12, 18:48
James on Looking up at the stars: “Apologies, Geri, but I’ve got to correct you there; it’s not “rubbish” the site Prick babbles 24/7, but pure, unadulterated…” Mar 12, 18:46
James Che on Looking up at the stars: “Mark Beggan, The age of aquarius is supposed to be the age of enlightenment, so its said, when truths are…” Mar 12, 18:32
Young Lochinvar on Looking up at the stars: “James Rumour is that Hatey likes Dickens, just not on the first date! Allegedly..” Mar 12, 18:31
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: ““Scotland , its country and its people have been independent since 1707” Maybe so, James, but the Scots, as a…” Mar 12, 18:30
James on Looking up at the stars: “Oh no….you’ve pumped and followed through again, haven’t you?” Mar 12, 18:28
Young Lochinvar on Looking up at the stars: “Geri If a God of light and love ever existed then he is long gone. Someone, some thing now sits…” Mar 12, 18:26
James Che on Looking up at the stars: “Alf Baird, I do remember how the long term effect of Colonialism dances with and on the reality of the…” Mar 12, 18:19
Sven on Looking up at the stars: ““When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of…” Mar 12, 18:11
James Che on Looking up at the stars: “Geri, You are missing the point, You did not have to vote for your independence or ask permission to be…” Mar 12, 17:54
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “@CC I think a large part is sadly BTL has become a symposium for the bored and the mad. The…” Mar 12, 17:35
Alf Baird on Looking up at the stars: ““It is not only the Scots kirk that has little interest in the liberation of the Scots people, it is…” Mar 12, 16:27
Mark Beggan on Looking up at the stars: “In the last two thousand years we have seen western orthodox religion rise and fall. We now see the fall…” Mar 12, 16:05
Geri on Looking up at the stars: ““It is not only the Scots kirk that has little interest in the liberation of the Scots people, it is…” Mar 12, 15:59
diabloandco on Looking up at the stars: “Did he not attend Aberdeen Grammar School? As did my brothers – obviously not at the same time as Lord…” Mar 12, 15:55
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “According to online sleuths it’s secret societies/Freemasons/Transhumanists/Znsts who are directing Trump & who have also infiltrated all levels of government…” Mar 12, 15:47
factchecker on Looking up at the stars: ““It is not only the Scots kirk that has little interest in the liberation of the Scots people, it is…” Mar 12, 15:35
Captain Caveman on Looking up at the stars: ““More alert readers can but muse on why the Indy movement clings to such fuckwits, fantasists and congenital liars.” To…” Mar 12, 15:24
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: ““The “goitrous academics” reference is from Cesaire, not Fanon.” Ha! Only an ignorant uneducated simpleton would confuse Fanon with Cesaire,…” Mar 12, 15:20
