Last night – at the insistence of the SNP – the House Of Commons held a six-hour emergency debate in the wake of the UK’s unquestionably illegal bombing of Syria at the weekend, under the supposed justification of a chemical attack that may well not have happened at all, far less have been the responsibility of the unfortunate country’s murderous dictator Bashar al-Assad.
The debate concluded with a token vote, not on whether the bombing was right or wrong but which merely asserted whether Parliament had “considered” the subject. (ie voting that it had NOT done so would have made a statement that the Prime Minister acted improperly by committing UK forces to a conflict without obtaining MPs’ assent.)
Faced with the opportunity to issue a symbolic public rebuke to the government for bypassing Parliament on a matter of war and breaking international law, the radical socialist opposition Labour Party of Jeremy Corbyn… abstained.
There can surely be no country on Earth cursed and plagued with a more pathetic shower of petty, whining, gossiping harpies in those roles than Scotland. And while we knew that already, barely a day seems to go by without them reaching a new nadir.
If you’ve got the stomach to hear about the latest low point, grit your teeth, lower your expectations of humanity considerably and read on.
Yes, we know the Express announces a “killer blow” to independence every couple of weeks. But otherwise we can think of nothing to add to this story, so just click the pic to read and enjoy.
Of the most direct interest to Scotland, of course, are the UK government’s attempts to trample all over the 20-year-old devolution settlement.
The urgency of the situation, with Brexit now less than a year away, has driven the Yes movement into one of its occasional paroxysms of dispute about when a second independence referendum should be attempted, with SNP MP Pete Wishart attracting some overheated opprobrium by warning against acting in haste, and in the process serving up a juicy gift-wrapped opportunity for Unionists and a news-starved media.
But the furore masks a key issue that the Yes movement – and more crucially, the Scottish Government – has failed to address for the last three years, and which it’s really going to have to deal with at some point.
As is often the case with Scottish newspapers these days, the story was based entirely on a fantasy – IF a certain number of people did a certain thing (flee to England to escape a 1p income tax rise), which the story doesn’t provide a shred of evidence to suggest they’re going to do, then a bad thing would happen.
The new crowdfunding platform we used this year is a curious and arcane beast, and as a result the honest truth is that we’re still not quite 100% certain what the precise final total (including “offsite” donations and a few that squeezed in after the technical deadline) is. But as best as we can make out, including everything, it’s this:
(Fundraiser page here, or click here to donate directly.) .
The current total stands at a phenomenal £128,600 – already the second-highest ever by a five-figure margin, and just £11,447 short of the all-time record.
agentx on Irony you can’t buy: “Ex-SNP MP Joanna Cherry: “It is easy to make a promise. Much harder to keep it. Sturgeon governed by press…” Mar 20, 17:01
Onlooker on Irony you can’t buy: “Is there any way to sue her to get the money back she claimed as an MSP, whilst not turning…” Mar 20, 16:54
Jon Drummond on Irony you can’t buy: “Well put. I agree 100% and more.” Mar 20, 16:18
Lorncal on Irony you can’t buy: “As a woman myself, I cannot get around the fact that both Thatcher and Sturgeon respectively and individually destroyed the…” Mar 20, 16:16
Jon Drummond on Irony you can’t buy: “The nastiest, most self-centred, little b1tch in Scottish history. A fucking disgrace to the whole nation. Burning in Hell would…” Mar 20, 16:15
Willie on Irony you can’t buy: “Her time I am sure will come. Her dark deeds will come back to haunt her. In the meantime she…” Mar 20, 16:15
Sven on Irony you can’t buy: “Geri @ 13.00. If only she were going to disappear back into obscurity, Geri. I’ve no doubt she and what…” Mar 20, 15:30
Sven on Irony you can’t buy: ““Ye who suffer woes untold, Or to feel, or to behold Your lost country bought and sold With a price…” Mar 20, 15:13
Geri on Irony you can’t buy: “Yup! I feel exactly the same. I reach for the remote. I don’t want to even listen to her. Hopefully…” Mar 20, 14:43
Ronnie on Irony you can’t buy: “Don’t know about the rest of yies, but I cannot even watch her now. I thought I would never hate…” Mar 20, 14:25
100%Yes on Irony you can’t buy: “David you say, What’s her legacy? Alex Salmond down fall and his untimely death I feel sure. She tried and…” Mar 20, 14:23
100%Yes on Irony you can’t buy: “I feel sure we’ll see her on election night pointing out how good John the moron has been. Hasn’t reform…” Mar 20, 14:15
100%Yes on Irony you can’t buy: “Please correct me if I’m wrong but did she say it was a honor to a MSP for all these…” Mar 20, 14:06
David on Irony you can’t buy: “What’s her legacy? I was ever only in the SNP to gain independence. She was deputy during the referendum. How…” Mar 20, 14:02
Alex stewart on Irony you can’t buy: “Never mind, Swinney is doing his best to be her identical replacement” Mar 20, 14:01
James on Looking up at the stars: “Aye, nothing to do with the oil eh? Mind living in a cave probably makes you a bit thick. Back…” Mar 20, 13:53
Captain Caveman on Looking up at the stars: ““That stands for nothing. We’ve paid Scots that love to go on telly to bash Scotland too. It happens everywhere.…” Mar 20, 13:51
Sven on Irony you can’t buy: “J Robertson @ 12.47. “don’t forget to think for yourself”, I believe she actually intended to say, “don’t forget to…” Mar 20, 13:46
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “The Port of Dover is the largest ferry port in the world if measured by traffic” Mar 20, 13:10
Geri on Irony you can’t buy: “Good riddance to a treacherous cow. Stepping down cause she knows she’d have the walk of shame otherwise. Back to…” Mar 20, 13:00
Jacqueline on Irony you can’t buy: “She’s the worst of the worst. I thought I hated thatcher but nicoliar’s filth I will take to my grave.…” Mar 20, 12:50
lothianlad on Irony you can’t buy: “Her words conceal a message to abandon independence and that even devolution could be withdrawn. An attempt to undo decades…” Mar 20, 12:50
J Robertson on Irony you can’t buy: ““ No matter the depths of loyalty to your own political tribe, don’t forget to think for yourself”. The absolute…” Mar 20, 12:47
lothianlad on Irony you can’t buy: “Sturgeon is Scotlands shame!She drank from the posioned chalice. Turned by the british state for the temporary illusion of power.…” Mar 20, 12:45
Geri on Looking up at the stars: ““The Port of Dover is the busiest ferry port in the world” The world? Are you sure about that? I…” Mar 20, 12:38
Heather McLean on Irony you can’t buy: “Said without even a hint of irony. A blow torch couldn’t even mark the brass neck of her traitorous brass…” Mar 20, 12:18
Confused on Looking up at the stars: “england is done anyway, and it is well deserved – the whole country is a binfire https://archive.ph/idANf www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBRbQFlikTQ – if…” Mar 20, 12:16
Confused on Looking up at the stars: “great article in bella today called : “gerry hassan lives in kirkcudbright” https://bellacaledonia.org.uk/2026/03/19/when-a-community-comes-together-people-power-and-the-lessons-of-kenmure-street/ is kirkcudbright a “plethora” and “rich mosaic”…” Mar 20, 12:15