In April last year we wrote to LGBT Youth Scotland asking them to explain why they were conducting activities in primary schools (and even with pre-school children) about sexual matters despite only having a remit to work with young people aged 13-25.
We received no reply, so we contacted the Office of the Scottish Charity Regulator, who sent a rather sniffy acknowledgement saying:
“If your concern leads us to making inquiries with the charity, we are unable to update you on the status of those inquiries. For more information about what to expect after you submit a concern, read our guidance on how OSCR deals with concerns and inquiries.”
That link, you’ll be amazed to hear, leads to a dead page.
It stands for “Failed In London, Try Holyrood”, of course.
So enjoy The March Of The Rejects next year, as the SNP explains to you why you were wrong not to elect these candidates last year and gives you a chance to atone for your shameful error. You lucky people.
We suspect that watching it will be profound waste of time and a grave danger to our monitor screens, but we’ll certainly at least tune in for the votes at the end, because which motion/amendment the Parliament puts its name to will be a revealing moment.
Some of our more alert readers may recall the events of four years ago this month, when a mob of SNP representatives all suddenly raged against the idea of (perfectly legally) “gaming” the Holyrood electoral system to produce a pro-indy supermajority.
Voters try to organise themselves to maximise their desired outcomes all the time (see various tactical-voting campaigns), and so do political parties – witness John Swinney’s current plans for a grand anti-Reform coalition. And of course, the SNP never objected to indy voters voting for a different party on the list if it was the Greens. The entire thing was just a poorly-disguised attack on Alba.
But even so, guess what? The rules just changed again.
It’s one of the most profoundly disappointing things about the last decade of Scottish politics that for about five minutes in 2015 we all thought that this awful dunderheaded foghorn was a bright new hope for the future.
In April 2021, the SNP were still the undisputed masters of all they surveyed. A poll conducted by Ipsos MORI that month showed them on 53% of the vote for the Scottish Parliament, a jawdropping 33 points ahead of their nearest rivals.
When the Holyrood election a month later was held, they won 64 seats, one more than they had done in 2016. Yet despite having led a minority government without any significant difficulties for the preceding five years, Nicola Sturgeon chose to invite the Greens to form a coalition with her party, and the effect that had on the public’s view of the government was… well, let’s see.
What with this poll apparently being such terrific news for John Swinney’s runaway popularity with the people of Scotland, readers might be wondering why SNP MSP Graeme Dey has apparently forgotten to include the actual figures or link to the source so that people can find out for themselves.
It’s taken me four weeks to write this, because I barely knew where to start.
Channel 4 showed the singular and vastly wonderful The Banshees Of Inisherin at the weekend, and as brilliant as it is in its own right, it also came loaded with all sorts of resonances and finally prodded me into action.
The equally singular and wonderful Jonathan Nash, who will be known to readers of this isolated and quiet island parish under a variety of names, died last month, of death. It was sudden yet expected, and in those respects very much the opposite of the man himself.
Welcome back to what will hopefully be normal service after we’ve been spending the last few days battling off a determined and temporarily successful attempt at hacking the site. Apologies to those who had clicks intercepted and redirected to a malware site which tried to get people to download dodgy .EXE files, but our readers are far too alert to ever fall for such things so no harm should have been done.
So back to business, which for us often means pointing out things that have been said in newspapers that aren’t true, which brings us to last Friday’s issue of The National.
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: ““Which is why you plug the book in English.” As I now have you doing, too. Really it’s just too…” May 19, 20:00
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “That’s five posts from you Northcode – none of which say anything interesting or useful.” May 19, 19:56
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: ““And again, that’s why we find that close to 82% of all comments BTL for these articles are written in…” May 19, 19:54
Mark Beggan on The Land Of No Laws: “Are these colonialists with you now? Do the voices keep you awake at night?” May 19, 19:47
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “@ Northcode says: 19 May, 2026 at 7:01 pm “Professor Alf Baird’s book, Doun-Hauden, is a must-read for indigenous Scots.…” May 19, 19:29
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: ““According to the Scottish 2022 census 82% of Scots can speak in the Scots leid” And thus, dear readers, that’s…” May 19, 19:06
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “Professor Alf Baird’s book, Doun-Hauden, is a must-read for indigenous Scots. And at only £4.99 (I think) it’s braw value.…” May 19, 19:01
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “if I were a king I’d be crying oot: “A POINT, A POINT, MY KINGDOM FOR A FUCKING POINT!” Is…” May 19, 18:59
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “” Hoo mony fingers am I holding up? Ane? Or Twa?” A dout ye hae the wit tae coont as…” May 19, 18:55
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “According to the Scottish 2022 census 82% of Scots can speak in the Scots leid. Hardly a minority. Three hundred…” May 19, 18:42
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “The colonialists have been spraying their pish all over this place theday, hiv thay no? Thank God for Alf Baird…” May 19, 18:36
TURABDIN on The Land Of No Laws: “«Transport Secretary Heidi Alexander confirmed that HS2 will cost as much as £102.7bn – £70bn more than originally planned –…” May 19, 18:36
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “I guess we should hyphenate Alf-Northy, all the better to capture the mysterious and near miraculous fact that one pops…” May 19, 18:22
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “Hyphenated compound words aren’t just two or more words joined together… the joining creates a new single word with a…” May 19, 18:08
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “Breaking news from the Grooming Gangs inquiry. “Anne Longfield, a Labour peer who was appointed in December to lead the…” May 19, 17:45
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “Since you’ve obviously never been there, don’t know anyone that’s worked there and haven’t done any reading on the subject,…” May 19, 17:42
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “Are you saying this kind of thing doesn’t happen in “R”?” May 19, 17:32
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: ““Wee Barbara fae Manchester semi naked trampling all over Mecca in flip flops eating egg & chips is an insult”…” May 19, 17:27
Geri on The Land Of No Laws: “Aww.. & How exactly did they escape & where did they find the money to go track down the BBC?…” May 19, 16:21
Geri on The Land Of No Laws: “Gawd, whit a bunch of hyenas. The GCC don’t need the USA. It’s the other way around. America needs GCC…” May 19, 16:15
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “No, former soldiers smuggled it out of “R” and provided it at significant personal risk. As you rightly point out,…” May 19, 16:02
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “@ Geri says: 19 May, 2026 at 3:40 pm Just when I conclude there really is no hope for you,…” May 19, 15:57
lothianlad on The Land Of No Laws: “yet again…. 100% correct Stu!” May 19, 15:53
lothianlad on The Broken Rainbow: “the scot goes pop snp apoligist is still talking tough about westminster elections in 2029. He could do with actually…” May 19, 15:45
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “Isn’t that two words, Alf? Course it is! Unless you just use the coloniser’s language, English, in the first place.…” May 19, 15:45
Geri on The Land Of No Laws: ““On the forceable conscription point, there’s an excellent documentary on the BBC detailing the torture and murder (e.g. by imprisonment…” May 19, 15:40
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “@ Geri says: 19 May, 2026 at 3:01 pm “They own the waterways” How odd. When writing about Scotland’s coastline…” May 19, 15:34
crisiscult on The Land Of No Laws: “Looks like Rev, as a supporter of a team other than the arse cheeks, is dealing with the implied “who’s…” May 19, 15:29
Alf Baird on The Land Of No Laws: “A word for the colonized until the day of liberation: doun-hauden: Oppressed.” May 19, 15:27