It’s taken me four weeks to write this, because I barely knew where to start.
Channel 4 showed the singular and vastly wonderful The Banshees Of Inisherin at the weekend, and as brilliant as it is in its own right, it also came loaded with all sorts of resonances and finally prodded me into action.
The equally singular and wonderful Jonathan Nash, who will be known to readers of this isolated and quiet island parish under a variety of names, died last month, of death. It was sudden yet expected, and in those respects very much the opposite of the man himself.
The process of simply buying the Xbox One took me either three days or eight weeks, depending on how you look at it, due to a combination of how retail works these days and the gibbering random madness that is GAME's pricing and corporate structure. But I'm not even going to get into that here.
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “Hahaha. So Geri said: “Wee Barbara fae Manchester semi naked trampling all over Mecca in flip flops eating egg &…” May 20, 11:06
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: ““it is ‘based on psychology’ …” Aye, Alf. There are plenty of Scots who can trace their ancestry centuries back…” May 20, 11:04
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “They can do all this stuff themselves can they. Well that’s good news, now that they can do without the…” May 20, 10:57
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: ““Let’s not be stupid Northcode…” I was only highlighting your stupidity with some stupid of my own. You were the…” May 20, 10:47
Alf Baird on The Land Of No Laws: ““I can trace my Scottish ancestry, both sides of the family, back to the 1850s.” Colonialism, and therefore the colonial…” May 20, 10:34
Geri on The Land Of No Laws: “AI Dan They can do all of those things themselves, ya dunce. They don’t need Colonisers fleecing them & taking…” May 20, 10:22
Skip_NC on The Land Of No Laws: “Alf, that was the author’s argument, either which I strongly disagree. Scotland’s success csn be put down, in significant part,…” May 20, 10:20
Little Surbiton-on-Forth on The Land Of No Laws: “Been out of action in the Vicky for a couple of days so apologies for the late reply to your…” May 20, 10:01
Captain Caveman on The Land Of No Laws: ““A word for the colonized until the day of liberation: doun-hauden: Oppressed.” Honestly, Alf, as has oft be mentioned to…” May 20, 10:00
Mark Beggan on The Land Of No Laws: “#Goats have feelings too. Just saying.” May 20, 09:55
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “Let’s not be stupid Northcode, “Barbara fae Manchester” is a stereotype for a certain type of “Brits abroad” you get…” May 20, 09:53
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: ““You want to be taken seriously, Alf, but you never, ever, call out the idiocy that is endemic on here…”…” May 20, 09:32
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “Note: The entire italicization of my previous comment is not intentional… I screwed up and forgot to close the HTML…” May 20, 09:15
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: ““Non-Muslims aren’t even allowed into Mecca” This is true, but you make the mistake of assumption, AI Dan. You assume…” May 20, 08:33
diabloandco on The Land Of No Laws: “There was once a contributor on here , a unionist, who put forward several interesting points and ideas – his/her…” May 20, 08:14
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “@ Aidan says: 20 May, 2026 at 8:02 am Ah, c’moan noo, Aidan. Cut the lassie some slack. She’ll be…” May 20, 08:08
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “Non-Muslims aren’t even allowed into Mecca, but of course Geri doesn’t know that because Geri barely knows anything, unless it…” May 20, 08:02
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “@ Aidan says: 20 May, 2026 at 6:36 am And zilch about Big Barbs fae the scheme semi naked trampling…” May 20, 07:32
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: ““Some you win, some you lose” Not like on here, then, Geri. Where you lose every time. I almost feel…” May 20, 07:26
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “@ Young Lochinvar says: 19 May, 2026 at 11:56 pm “Shit, near midnight and I haven’t posted how not gay…” May 20, 07:04
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “@ Dan says: 19 May, 2026 at 11:39 pm “Never mind the “prick” and “twat” post from earlier. Can I…” May 20, 06:55
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “Well look everybody, today we have Geri’s economic master plan for the UAE, and she even stayed up until 2:30…” May 20, 06:36
Geri on The Land Of No Laws: “AI Dan, Whit a moron you are. High worth *individuals* are of very little benefit to any country. What exactly…” May 20, 02:32
Young Lochinvar on The Land Of No Laws: “AI Dun @ 5.42 The hoores excuse.. You Tories really are a right bunch, just lurking, beneath the radar but…” May 20, 00:15
Young Lochinvar on The Land Of No Laws: “HMcH Hurry up now catamite! 11.20 is getting awfy close to midnight and Matron switching off the lights and turning…” May 19, 23:56
Young Lochinvar on The Land Of No Laws: “Dan @ 9.44 It’s because he’s a Scotchland office superannuated/ private healthcare scheme tax hating/ aspiring evader Harry hoofter with…” May 19, 23:45
Dan on The Land Of No Laws: “So just diversion and no effort to provide detailed costings on the health provision model you want. Yer not the…” May 19, 23:39
Geri on The Land Of No Laws: “Faithless people? Away & behave! They’re defending their territory. WTF that had to do with his comments is anyones guess.…” May 19, 23:31
Geri on The Land Of No Laws: ““if they can’t get the huns to win, will try to get the wee huns over the line.” LOL! Love…” May 19, 23:21
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “Credit where due, Confused, that’s a good post. Seems you missed an obvious solution to Scottish football’s sectarian problems though.…” May 19, 23:20