And it’ll be accompanied, we haven’t even the slightest shred of doubt, by a veritable procession of outraged columnists demanding that Alistair Darling must take personal responsibility for the actions of these people.
As so insightfully predicted by Lallands Peat Worrier yesterday, the media has raced to proclaim victory for Alistair Darling in tonight’s STV debate. For our money, the only winners were the people who watched something else.
The debate was a mess – not quite as shambolic as Nicola Sturgeon and Johann Lamont’s effort on the same channel a few months back, but none of the lessons from that trainwreck were learned. Darling was angry and personal from the start, while Salmond was off-form and the strategy he adopted for dealing with the only subject Darling wanted to talk about – currency – was absolutely dreadful.
We warned back in February that Yes couldn’t just keep flatly saying “There will be a currency union” for seven months, even if it’s true, and the studio audience was deeply and audibly unimpressed with Salmond’s evasion of Darling’s repeated question, even if the tactic got old and tired when the No man was still using it an hour later.
But we’re not going to get into too much spin, because our view is partisan. The main evidence used for the hasty declarations of a “triumph” for Darling was a snap poll conducted immediately afterwards by ICM for the Guardian. But on even a cursory examination, the poll actually found the opposite of what the media said it did.
We encourage readers to keep an eye out for the soon-to-be-released work of the Scottish Research Society. You won’t have heard of them before – they’re only three months old, with just 48 “likes” on Facebook – but they’ve already amassed some serious funds and have registered as campaigners for No in the referendum debate.
The society’s website notes that it “was formed on May 6th, under the Act of 1854, permitting Scientific and Literary Societies to be set up to inform and educate the public on social, economic and scientific matters.”
It goes on to add that “the material contained in the Society’s works, is used to provide accurate and informed commentary on aspects of the issues relevant to the question of Scottish independence. The Society is not a campaign group, but an organisation seeking to inform and provide balance.”
An alert reader was listening to the Today programme on Radio 4 this morning when they heard something unexpected that made them sit up and take notice. It came as part of a segment on Northern Irish people living in Scotland, 45 minutes into the show, and was stated in passing as an unremarkable statistic by BBC reporter Andy Martin.
We’ve isolated it for you – click the image above to listen to the short 13-second clip. (The full six-minute piece can be found here for when it expires on iPlayer.)
Here’s an extraordinary display from Labour’s Jim Murphy, still standing on an Irn Bru crate and drawing crowds of up to a dozen people (several of whom sometimes aren’t even Labour staffers) in 100 locations across Scotland. This one’s apparently Ayr.
Not only does the former Secretary of State for Scotland spend most of his time bellowing furiously despite already being the only person with a microphone, but the demented rant he embarks on when asked a question by a lady in the crowd about Gordon Brown’s disgraceful lies over organ transplants will have readers used to Mr Murphy’s normal TV persona blinking and rubbing their eyes.
Most striking, though, is his complete refusal to meet the woman’s eye at the end of his extended “SNP BAD!” outburst, in which he’d completely ignored her simple and reasonable question. Several times at the end you can see him consciously turn away from her so as not to catch her gaze, presumably out of shame.
Vote No and trust him with Scotland’s future, readers.
The above is a deceptively simple question and one to which the answer, of course, is as varied as the people you might ask it of as we approach September’s vote.
The debate so far would suggest that at one end of the scale, we’re a nation of poor wee souls, much safer shackled to a United Kingdom that gifts us stability and security in the face of choppy global waters and saves us from the hassle of making crucial political decisions for ourselves. At the other end, we’re a proud nation of untold prosperity, a nirvana of wealth and social justice primed to emerge after our divorce from our oppressors in Westminster.
For anyone in between and still grappling with their identity, the Economist helpfully informed us recently that being Scottish means painting a Saltire on your face, wearing a Jimmy hat and shouting at nothing in particular. Glad that’s sorted then.
The truth is that very few of us will see ourselves in these broad-brushed caricatures of Scottish identity. I certainly don’t. In fact, the more I force myself to think about it, the clearer it becomes that I don’t have a bloody clue what it means to be Scottish.
Wally Jumblatt on Anything But That: “There is indeed a tide in the affairs of men, and boy did wee Nikla and honest John make sure…” Sep 1, 18:51
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: ““…On such a full sea are we now afloat, And we must take the current when it serves, Or lose…” Sep 1, 18:11
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “I don’t know. Ask professor Baird.” Sep 1, 17:52
James on Anything But That: ““..rUK still subsidizes Scotland from the Barnet Formula…” LOL.” Sep 1, 17:33
Williams on Anything But That: “Surely a whole chunk of the UK (Scotland) no longer voting in Westminster elections in a way that doesn’t benefit…” Sep 1, 17:21
J Robertson on Anything But That: “Remember when violence gainst women and girls was (rightly) a constant talking point. Now it is on the increase it…” Sep 1, 17:01
Hatey Mchateface on Anything But That: “I’m minded of what that famous black quine wrote: “There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which, taken…” Sep 1, 16:04
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Rape and attempted rape statistics for Glasgow City centre have been removed from Police Scotland’s web page. According to Google…” Sep 1, 15:58
100%Yes on Anything But That: “The trouble we have with the membership SNP is everyone is either to frightened to speak out in the fare…” Sep 1, 15:43
100%Yes on Anything But That: “You wouldn’t dealing with Farage you’d be delivery on the mandate’s the SNP have been given since 2015 for a…” Sep 1, 15:36
Hatey Mchateface on Anything But That: “Ah, c’moan noo, x. How could Murrell keep his loot (mind there’s still around 1 million quid unaccounted for) if…” Sep 1, 15:33
Insider on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “James Che says: “We shall have to wait and see if my personal opinion on how England is evolving turns…” Sep 1, 15:25
agentx on Anything But That: ““JOHN Swinney has said he will probe whether the Scottish Legal Aid Board was right to fund a case by…” Sep 1, 15:14
James Che on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “Lorncal. True the old empire is dying and England will become a hell hole to reside in unless of course…” Sep 1, 14:52
Hatey Mchateface on Anything But That: “I heard about a story yesterday, I believe by Sartre, about a trio of progressive, lefty politicos who were sentenced…” Sep 1, 14:49
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Yer maw needs to tak yer smutty picture books awa – force ye tae learn tae read. How about if…” Sep 1, 14:41
Effijy on Anything But That: “SNP policy has put a raft of weak candidates into office thinking somehow every walk of life should be represented…” Sep 1, 14:31
James Che on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “Westminster or the EU cannot convert a named Country in a 1707 treaty, into a region in the same treaty…” Sep 1, 14:28
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “‘If Hitler invaded hell..’” Sep 1, 14:00
James on Anything But That: ““My interpretation of the consensus from the BTL comments on the last thread is that Swinney’s playing a blinder by…” Sep 1, 13:59
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Reforms membership is now at 12,000 and rising. Who says Reform want to do a deal? The time the election…” Sep 1, 13:51
am firinn on Anything But That: “I never thought I might be recommending Mr Churchill to Mr Swinney, for I have no time for Mr Churchill,…” Sep 1, 13:45
Spartan 117 on Anything But That: “No matter how much Honest John and the other Fabians stamp their feet, if Reform form the next UK government…” Sep 1, 13:45
James Che on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “Staying with what STU has posted in relationship to referendums, Scotlands as a Sovereign Country has every right to hold…” Sep 1, 13:37
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: ““Swinney has now dismissed every possible route to [Indy] out of hand” Hmmm. Is that bad? My interpretation of the…” Sep 1, 13:35
Hatey McHateface on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “Not much to argue with there. As always, I query the “settled assumption” that once things start to fission, the…” Sep 1, 13:25
Morgatron on Anything But That: “Swinney is a true fascist, refuses in democracy and working with other democratically voted parties. A total arse wipe of…” Sep 1, 13:18
Hatey McHateface on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “Naw, MH. The rate per word posting on here is too good. Plus unlimited double rate over the weekend. Also,…” Sep 1, 13:13
Chas on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “I think I have seen similar shite like this on Wings previously. Mind you, only 10,563 times. It never ends.” Sep 1, 13:05