Last week we revealed that English voters would happily see Scotland and Northern Ireland leave the UK if it was the price of securing Brexit. But one of the odder things was that those figures included a sizeable number of Remain voters, who don’t want Brexit to happen at all.
We were a little perplexed, so we did a follow-up question asking those people if they’d elaborate a bit and got some interesting replies. One person, for example, answered “The Scottish people are very arrogant and although they want to be separate from the rest of the UK they are happy to take money from England”. Charming.
But there was also another stream of opinion on the subject, and it was revealed in the responses to another question in the original poll.
So everyone’s fighting about Gaelic again. Provoked by a minor story about a Gaelic dictionary MSM and alt-media pundits are flying at each other with daggers over a language spoken by almost nobody on Earth and on which the government spends a few measly and irrelevant pennies, trying to turn it into a proxy war over politics and the constitution and fascism and genocide and goodness knows what else.
We’ve covered the political nonsense around the issue numerous times on this site, and we’re not about to do so again here. This, as befits the Soapbox section, is a purely personal view, which will doubtless attract more furious shrieking from the sort of people who long ago lost the ability to listen to a counterpoint – or indeed tolerate the mere concept of one – let alone consider it or debate it without abuse.
But hey ho. After a while you just learn to tune that stuff out, so let’s go.
We could all do with some cheering up at the moment, so it’s with great pleasure that we can announce fantastic news for Scotland – the ancient plague of sectarianism has finally been defeated once and for all!
At least, we assume it MUST have been, because this week the Scottish Parliament is set to give its final assent – thanks to Labour, the Tories, the Liberal Democrats and the all-important Scottish Greens – to abolishing the Offensive Behaviour (Football) Act, against the wishes of the overwhelming majority of the Scottish population.
And as we can plainly observe from events yesterday, they would only be doing that if sectarianism was no longer a problem and it was safe to send out an encouraging message to the bigots that their worldview is now acceptable in Scotland again.
We’re a bit annoyed about this, because we were going to give the Absolute Fanny Of The Week award to Anas Sarwar every week as a joke, but now it seems we can’t.
So that’s a professional journalist who’s studied the Offensive Behaviour (Football) Act, or OBFA, so intently and diligently that he keeps calling it “OBAF” instead. But that’s not the stupidest of it.
Cynicus on Response Level Upgrade: “Alf Baird says: 17 June, 2026 at 10:10 pm ““Anglos” apparently colonising us and stealing everything” Well, who else has…” Jun 18, 01:25
Young Lochinvar on Response Level Upgrade: “LATEST! Slobodhan de whatever his name is; Croatian goalie confirmed in post match interview that; “Kane- ya, Ee eez, how…” Jun 17, 23:46
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Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “St James @ Just because your chums are in the big pokey and you are a bunch of terrible things.You…” Jun 17, 22:23
Alf Baird on Response Level Upgrade: “““Anglos” apparently colonising us and stealing everything” Well, who else has been colonising us Scots and robbing our resources these…” Jun 17, 22:10
James on Response Level Upgrade: “Apologies SP, list was one short, almost forgot; agentx Wouldn’t like to leave anyone out.” Jun 17, 21:44
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “I put a tenner on the Lesbians to score draw. Any thoughts on the Thespians? Worth a flutter?” Jun 17, 20:25
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Wally Walrus wails! When I said we Scots used to be smarter, I excluded you to keep the average up.” Jun 17, 20:21
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Are you sure you’re not in thrall to Bronze Age scribblings, Marie? You’re named after one of the people they…” Jun 17, 20:18
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Wally Walrus witters! Thatcher, eh? Get them to crane you out your bedroom window and stretch you out on a…” Jun 17, 20:07
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Ach, sam. Print your theories on sheets of A4 and take yourself off to Southport and other such ground zeroes.…” Jun 17, 19:57
James on Response Level Upgrade: “Site Prick; “the English have had to invest about ten times as much in the generation and distribution infrastructure as…” Jun 17, 19:53
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Of course, in order to “steal” the leccy, the English have had to invest about ten times as much in…” Jun 17, 19:45
Young Lochinvar on Response Level Upgrade: “HMcH Well Hatey; Tell that to the pre existing incumbent resident Jebusites, Canaanites and Philistines! Not to mention Empires that…” Jun 17, 19:37
James on Response Level Upgrade: “I take it we have all seen the ‘UK’ ‘Google’ home page today? We don’t count. Vote Yoon. …..”come on,…” Jun 17, 19:30
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “How many millions of these people specifically came here in the sure and certain knowledge that our poverty is an…” Jun 17, 19:13
James on Response Level Upgrade: “Sam; Not so sure about ‘Unison’; they seem to be slavishly tied to the Yookay ‘Labour’ Party, and thus; pro…” Jun 17, 19:06
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “Oh, say can you see, By the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hailed At the twilight’s last gleaming,…” Jun 17, 18:56
Jay on Response Level Upgrade: “Aidan, ‘white collar crime’ is, doubtless, widespread, furthermore, much depends on who defines what is a crime.” Jun 17, 18:52
sam on Response Level Upgrade: “Yes. Scotland has a different demography. England has more young people. More healthy, excluding deaths of despair. Something else again.…” Jun 17, 18:42
James on Response Level Upgrade: ““The game is over for the inbred cretins.” Bad news for you then, eh “old boy”? LOL” Jun 17, 18:33
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “Rubble land is the fake of fakes. Low IQ people think otherwise. The game is over for the inbred cretins.” Jun 17, 18:16
sam on Response Level Upgrade: “I think he has been on the leadership program offered by the USA to future leaders. See Wings “All the…” Jun 17, 17:36
agentx on Response Level Upgrade: “In Scotland, approximately 26% (or roughly one in four) of all deaths are considered avoidable, which is higher than the…” Jun 17, 17:16
MaryB on Response Level Upgrade: “Stephen Gethins interviewed yesterday by The National. When asked about a national energy company, like Norway, Robin McAlpine’s suggestion, he…” Jun 17, 14:07
sam on Response Level Upgrade: “In 2022 in England and Wales nearly 22% of deaths were avoidable in people under the age of 75 and…” Jun 17, 13:55
sam on Response Level Upgrade: ““just a cow in a field”. Around 14 million people today in the UK live in poverty. A political choice…” Jun 17, 13:05