Nicola Sturgeon told Scotland’s press this morning that despite her weariness, she could have managed a few more months or even a year as First Minister, which would at least have got her halfway to keeping her promise to serve a full term if she was elected in 2021.
Which just makes her timing all the harder to explain.
We did so because we’d just been told – by a completely random source – that Nicola Sturgeon and John Swinney would both resign today, and Brown would be the interim leader while a replacement was elected. We’d never spoken to this person before, but the manner in which they said it made us take it more seriously than all the “someone told me” rumours we get told and ignore every other day.
As yet only the first part has been confirmed, but you have to admit that our source is looking pretty darn hot right now.
We’ve just had the results back from some very interesting new polling, and the first snippet is a particularly instructive one.
When challenged on questions of gender, the reflex response of politicians of most parties in the Scottish Parliament is to bang on about how overwhelmingly MSPs voted for the Gender Recognition Reform bill.
Curiously, so far no journalist has bothered to ask whether they care that according to every poll, they’re utterly failing to represent the views of their constituents on the subject – which is, after all, what they’re supposed to be there for.
So we just asked directly if people felt their MSPs were doing their jobs.
Ouch. By well over 2 to 1, respondents felt that they were being let down by the people who are supposed to speak for them. (Excluding DKs the margin is just shy of 70/30, very similar to the margin by which people in polls oppose self-ID generally.)
But it’s when you drill down into the detail that it gets a bit disturbing.
Below are two news reports from the Scottish Sun this week:
Both of the people arrested were male-bodied individuals who identify as women. As far as we’re aware, neither of them has a Gender Recognition Certificate. They are both the same sex, biologically and legally, and both describe themselves as female.
Yet in giving statements about their respective arrests, Police Scotland called one of them a man and one of them a woman. And we’re having no luck finding out why.
Diligently alert readers may have noticed that the SNP MP, former vomit-mopper and permanent embarrassment to braincells Stewart McDonald has an article in today’s National about the best way to look like he’s trying to secure independence without risking losing his cosy lucrative job in glamorous London with all his fancy MP pals.
(McDonald is also one of the party’s most virulent advocates of its massively unpopular gender reforms, which isn’t relevant to anything but we’ve got a streak to maintain.)
Unfortunately it’s 4,000 words long and unbearably boring, but since you pay us we’ve taken the bullet for you, read the whole thing and now present it here in précis form:
The title of this article might sound a bit like the name of a band making their debut at Glastonbury this year, but in fact it’s something infinitely more serious.
News broke late last night that the person we must presumably now refer to as an “individual” who had been arrested in connection with the disappearance of a missing Galashiels schoolgirl (happily found safe and well and back home with her parents) had in fact been charged with an as-yet-unspecified crime.
But the alleged crime wasn’t the only thing going unspecified.
Man, we wish we hadn’t used this headline up two days ago.
BBC Scotland’s Debate Night programme last night was rather peculiar. It took place in a mostly-empty studio, but clearly not due to COVID precautions because the people who were there were all jammed tightly together in the middle. (In fairness, given BBC Scotland’s audience ratings they may still have outnumbered television viewers.)
On an all-female panel it featured, “by popular demand”, someone presenter Stephen Jardine described as “one of our best-loved comedians”, a former electrician called Susie McCabe, who we’d never heard of in our lives. (She apparently presented the channel’s Hogmanay show, something no sane adult has watched since 1982.)
She made one particular contribution that set social media aflame.
Last week he was prominent in a protest outside Queen Elizabeth House against the UK government’s S35 intervention over the Gender Recognition Reform Bill. He spoke alongside MSPs including Patrick Harvie, Karen Adam, Ross Greer, Paul Sweeney and Alex Cole-Hamilton, who lavished fulsome and effusive praise on him, going so far as to say that it was for Douglas personally that MSPs had pushed the bill through.
The final result of our Twitter poll from yesterday was pretty conclusive.
(It was also by a distance the biggest response we can ever remember getting for one – normally our Twitter polls get around 3,000 votes.)
But of course Twitter polls aren’t scientific – they’re self-selecting and they draw from a biased sample, in this case people who follow Wings and are more likely to agree with us on most things. So we need a bit more data for a better picture.
Cynicus on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Will she not be expelled from the SNP if she does?” Sep 22, 04:17
Willie on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Dont know what happened to my post @ 01.41 but a chunk is missing. Big fingers and small keyboard perchance…” Sep 22, 04:06
Angus on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “She is more than shamless enough to be wishing to make history as the first SNP member of the House…” Sep 22, 03:47
Willie on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The destruction of Scottish history, culture and language carries on apace. As part of an extensive four day visit to…” Sep 22, 01:41
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “University of Edinburgh CELTIC AND SCOTTISH STUDIES Intro Webpage https://llc.ed.ac.uk/celtic-scottish-studies” Sep 21, 22:57
Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Careful there, Alf. You should fire off a message of congratulations to poot for his overwhelming victory in the elections…” Sep 21, 22:53
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Ah, Bilbo, if you weren’t such a fucking arse, you’d be worth debating with. There’s absolutely nothing stopping you from…” Sep 21, 22:43
A2 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I’m betting she’ll be in the next series of celebrity Traitors.” Sep 21, 22:38
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@ Spartan Spartan 117 Like this imaginary one: https://archive.is/qyISB Europe is under attack from three sides … … The continent…” Sep 21, 22:17
Alf Baird on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “All UN Member States are not only entitled to support the right of Scots to self-determination, there is the obligation…” Sep 21, 21:52
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Correct, but don’t let trivial things like facts and logic get in the way of a good unhinged rant.” Sep 21, 21:50
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Right, so I’ve been imagining all those hysterical MSM articles then, all these past few months, like that Star Trek…” Sep 21, 21:49
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “‘An Act of Monumental Cultural and Educational Vandalism’ (Mike Small, BellaCaledonia, 21 Sept 2026) « “There is a loss of…” Sep 21, 21:43
Red on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “It’s been known as the welfare state since Beveridge.” Sep 21, 21:33
Red on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Nicola Sturgeon has always been a hairy wee thespian.” Sep 21, 21:28
PhilMacVee on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Is it an indicator that Nicola can deliver lines in a drama? She doesn’t seem to mind who is the…” Sep 21, 21:14
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@ Bilbo says: 21 September, 2026 at 8:27 pm “Do you believe that the UK will be militarily attacked by…” Sep 21, 21:13
Bilbo on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Another example of how misguided the Trade unions are now. https://archive.is/JrGXt According to the below article, there is already work…” Sep 21, 21:03
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Very true, Alf. One of the giveaways by which we recognise the culturally and linguistically colonised is when they insist…” Sep 21, 20:50
Willie on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “My my my, and just how this wee dragon from Dreghorn cuts a new path with the London set. Free…” Sep 21, 20:47
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Probably to deter the usual headbangers who post lengthy diatribes following their daily raid on the COSHH cabinet and subsequent…” Sep 21, 20:29
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Aye Hatey, you’re a slippery one when you want to be 🙂 Okay, lets look at it this way. The…” Sep 21, 20:27
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@Hatey – yes they have. Even the most glib media browser will not have failed to notice over the past…” Sep 21, 20:25
Alf Baird on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““It’s cultural and linguistic colonialism. It’s everywhere in Scotland and it’s ingrained in the populace” Weel spattit Hatey, keep up…” Sep 21, 20:21
Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: ““What side of that conflict does Liberate Scotland sit on?” Once it has been compromised, I guess it will be…” Sep 21, 20:10
M.E on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I missed when she was going to be making no further statements.” Sep 21, 20:01
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““At the very least, it says it will be Autumn this year” What will be in autumn this year? You…” Sep 21, 19:57
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “At the very least, it says it will be Autumn this year. It’s Autumn now, where are the signs of…” Sep 21, 19:37
Aidan on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “@Alf – would you like to comment on a key member of Liberate Scotland working closely with the Ru**ian state?…” Sep 21, 19:31