Wherever you find giants, you also find parasites, bottom-feeders and carrion. When a mighty lion dies in the jungle, tiny creeping crawling maggots and insects and bacteria feast gleefully on its corpse for many days.
Which naturally brings us to the Scottish media.
The above paragraphs of cowardly innuendo and baseless speculative smearing were penned by Severin Carrell and Libby Brooks in the Guardian on Monday. (They’re not from the ironically-headed “Appreciation” that the same two hacks wrote for Sunday’s Observer, in which they audaciously claimed that Salmond’s success was down to Nicola Sturgeon).
They sneakily imply that Salmond was guilty not only of the sexual assaults of which he was cleared in court, but also of an unspecified number of unnamed others, and make assertions of “disturbing evidence about his personal conduct” without specifying what that evidence or conduct might have been.
Everyone even remotely connected to Scottish politics has known for months that the below is the case. It’s an open secret.
But what’s playing out right now is something much bigger than the fate of one or two or three individuals. It’s the entire future of the credibility of Scotland’s justice system.
Just a quick bit of housekeeping here with regard to the new Wings comments section, which offers far more functionality but has also attracted a few complaints because it’s no longer a straight chronology of oldest-to-newest tweets.
(We could actually change that back, but the cost would be losing the ability to reply directly to individual comments, which is a big loss, so we’re leaving it as it is for now.)
To those beefing because that means you can’t now immediately tell which comments are new, a couple of helpful pointers. The easiest way to fix the problem is a simple one: keep the tab open.
If you keep the most recent page open in a tab on your browser, the Comment Bubble (visible at the bottom left of that pic) will keep track of all new comments – it refreshes every 30 seconds – and highlight them for you in yellow until you’ve read them.
(The little orange circle should take you to the first unread one if you click it.)
Sadly the Bubble stops working if you close the tab or navigate to a new page from it, but since most people have scores of tabs open at a time that shouldn’t be a problem. So there you go.
When times are quiet in Scottish politics, as they currently are, our favourite genre of story is “mainstream press belatedly catches up with Wings Over Scotland”. And so to this morning’s front page splash in the Sunday Mail.
The rumour mill has been grinding about Operation Branchform developments again in the last few days, although we’ve seen too many false dawns now to get overly excited about that. But the Mail’s story sounded awfully familiar.
While we get on with some tinkering behind the scenes in the absence of any Scottish political news – we have an exciting new comment system and the Contact form finally works again! – readers may wish to enjoy the full marathon three-and-a-quarter hours of last month’s fun indyref anniversary event at the Glasgow Science Centre.
I’m writing to implore you to stop doing press interviews.
Each time you do, it feels like yet another slap in the face from Edinburgh Rape Crisis Centre and Rape Crisis Scotland.
To be honest, I didn’t even know who you were until a few weeks ago. When the report into ERCC came out and Mridul Wadhwa resigned, I thought I could put this whole experience behind me.
Last week however, I heard on BBC that you “unreservedly apologise” for the failing at ERCC. It is honestly laughable. I have had no such apology. In fact, quite the opposite.
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Let me just fix that for you, Northy: “I’ve promoted Doun-Hauden here more than everybody else put together” What’s this…” Sep 7, 22:41
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: ““voting for or against independence depends on whether you hold to a Scottish or a British identity, which is culturally…” Sep 7, 22:37
Northcode on Anything But That: “Just to keep things clear for readers: Salvo jure cujuslibet is a standard legal reservation clause — essentially a safeguard…” Sep 7, 22:16
Northcode on Anything But That: “I’ve supported Alf Baird’s work for a long time — I’ve promoted Doun-Hauden here more than most, and I’ve consistently…” Sep 7, 21:57
Bilbo on Anything But That: “To be fair, the hospitality industry is on it’s last legs. Even without the increased rates and wage costs, the…” Sep 7, 21:41
Bilbo on Anything But That: “@ Sam I wouldn’t worry about Beggan. Wee shites like him has a big mouth but his bottle completely goes…” Sep 7, 21:35
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Is this sovereign citizen? The epidemic of road side lawyers sweeping America. All of them were arrested many were tasered…” Sep 7, 21:33
Bilbo on Anything But That: “@ Hatey I was clumsily trying to make the point about how Westminster is trying to make the UK look…” Sep 7, 21:30
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “MB Hmmmm.. Did you write that while still fantasising about politicians mud wrestling??” Sep 7, 21:26
Chas on Anything But That: “A succession of it’s, buts and maybes. Still, it keeps the fanatics happy” Sep 7, 21:18
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “CC @ 8.34 “Well hold on there Bald Eagle!” 🙂 Emotion is exactly what motivates political moves. Think; Immigration Support…” Sep 7, 21:15
agentx on Anything But That: “Formally known as the Act Salvo Jure Cujuslibet (meaning “saving the right of everyone”), this session was a crucial mechanism…” Sep 7, 21:15
Northcode on Anything But That: “The constitutional position I outlined earlier is based on the recognised historical and legal record — the Acts of the…” Sep 7, 21:09
agentx on Anything But That: “AI Overview The Salvo session provided a legal forum for individuals to present private petitions or legal grievances that the…” Sep 7, 21:06
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “I’am sorry to be rattling at the door of your ivory tower Northy. But this just can’t wait. I think…” Sep 7, 21:02
James Che on Anything But That: “Xaracen, Many thanks for setting that procedure on the correct path, North code is showing his true colours nowadays, one…” Sep 7, 21:00
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “FC Join Chas hiding behind the settee keiching himself feart unless gifted ratified gold standard insurance backed guarantees of instantaneous…” Sep 7, 20:58
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Yes that is true. Student politics. Let’s play government, you be the lawyer and I will be the minister. We…” Sep 7, 20:48
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “S Agreed, well done Xarcen! Good to see the Unionist AI bot masquerading as Northcode gas just been shown to…” Sep 7, 20:42
Captain Caveman on Anything But That: ““The point you repeatedly (willfully) miss” again and again is that ‘independence is a cultural emotion’. Independence cannot be primarily…” Sep 7, 20:34
sarah on Anything But That: “@ Xaracen: this is an excellent exposition of the Scottish constitution and the failure to comply with it in 1707.…” Sep 7, 20:15
Northcode on Anything But That: “Just to clarify for anyone following along: The idea that the 1707 Union is invalid because a “Salvo session” was…” Sep 7, 20:13
Xaracen on Anything But That: ““Once both Acts of Union (Scotland’s and England’s) received Royal Assent and came into force on 1st May 1707, the…” Sep 7, 19:46
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Looking beyond the skelp. My point is the face to face issue that Sam the bam pointed out. Repeat posts.…” Sep 7, 19:34
Chas on Anything But That: “If you think that the succinct and accurate post will deter the likes of Che, i fear you will be…” Sep 7, 19:25
Alf Baird on Anything But That: ““The point you repeatedly (willfully) miss” again and again is that ‘independence is a cultural emotion’. Independence cannot be primarily…” Sep 7, 19:21
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “But he hasn’t got a valid point. He’s making the unevidenced claim he’s capable of dishing out a skelping. That…” Sep 7, 17:34
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “What can I say, Willie. People a lot smarter than you or I have calculated the sustainable human population for…” Sep 7, 17:17
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “They do not want to understand it. That gives them nothing to rant with. Without that rant they are empty.” Sep 7, 16:23
sarah on Anything But That: “Rev, I’m very pleased indeed to see that you will be at the SSRG conference next month. I think that…” Sep 7, 16:20