As a lifelong political geek and former SNP and Alba Party member, I’ve spent years supporting Scotland’s independence movement. However, over the last few years, I’ve watched the campaign (as opposed to support for independence) wither away. Being a Scottish nationalist has become increasingly disheartening, like watching someone you love succumb to a slow, debilitating illness. In frustration, I switched off from my homeland and turned my focus to the drama of US politics.
Over the last three years I immersed myself in it, watching both left and right-wing outlets. I became so hooked and invested that I jumped on a plane to Washington DC for the 2024 election. I canvassed with DC Democrats in rural Pennsylvania (that’s me third from the left in the pic below), attended Kamala Harris’s concession rally, and went to Trump’s only watch party in DC.
My journey led me to believe that Scotland’s independence campaign could learn a great deal from Trump’s victory and the Democrats’ failure.
We’ll give you three guesses as to the highly controversial and extravagantly taxpayer-funded organisation that has its rainbow fingerprints all over this story, readers.
So it looks like the USA has elected a mad orange rapist convicted of 34 felonies who could yet be in jail by the time of his inauguration. (He would remain President even if that happened, which would be really funny.) And we can’t even blame them for it, because the alternative they were offered was, remarkably and stupendously, worse.
To be honest, readers, the peculiar events of yesterday continued to nag at us all day as every news broadcaster in Scotland and beyond leapt eagerly on the ludicrous non-story from the Herald On Sunday’s front page. (It was even the #2 item on BBC Radio Wales, inexplicably).
For such an absolute nothingball of scurrilous sub-gossip to so dominate the entire news media was just too strange to ignore. We cannot remember the last time a low-grade freelancer managed to sell the same story to FOUR major Scottish newspapers – who normally, remember, only want exclusives for their big front-page splashes – let alone a crummy opinion columnist (not even an actual news reporter) who’s only been back in journalism for five minutes after a 15-year break as a failed PR guru.
(Once they’d all run the shoddy hatchet piece, TV and radio then had all the excuse they needed to blare it across the airwaves. “Oh, it’s not us inflating and amplifying this garbage, guv, we’re just reporting what the papers are saying.”)
So in our eternal quest for enlightenment and understanding we thought we’d see if we could find out a bit more about the little-known but recently-revived sleeper assassin with the ironic name: Carlos Alba.
Alex Salmond will be laid to rest in the green turf of Aberdeenshire today in a quiet and dignified private ceremony. (A public celebration of his life will take place next month.)
Most of Scotland’s press and commentariat beclowned itself shamefully after his death just as it did during his life, but below is a (regrettably short) collection of those who did otherwise and who deserve to be noted honourably beside the man himself.
Redaction is a tricky business, and comes with numerous pitfalls even if you’re being careful, which not everyone is. If you’re involved in creating a document you know will have to be redacted, there are a variety of safeguarding approaches you can adopt.
When I worked on a videogames magazine called Amiga Power in the 1990s, we ran a fun comedy feature about censorship. But because the company that published the magazine had had some unfortunate mishaps in the field, we took extra care by typing all the “offensive” words as random-length strings of Xs when we wrote the article.
And it was lucky that we did, because as you can see in the feature’s strapline, the art department misaligned the red redaction bar on some of them, and if there’d been a sweary in there it would have been easily identified.
Bilbo on Anything But That: “To be fair, the hospitality industry is on it’s last legs. Even without the increased rates and wage costs, the…” Sep 7, 21:41
Bilbo on Anything But That: “@ Sam I wouldn’t worry about Beggan. Wee shites like him has a big mouth but his bottle completely goes…” Sep 7, 21:35
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Is this sovereign citizen? The epidemic of road side lawyers sweeping America. All of them were arrested many were tasered…” Sep 7, 21:33
Bilbo on Anything But That: “@ Hatey I was clumsily trying to make the point about how Westminster is trying to make the UK look…” Sep 7, 21:30
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “MB Hmmmm.. Did you write that while still fantasising about politicians mud wrestling??” Sep 7, 21:26
Chas on Anything But That: “A succession of it’s, buts and maybes. Still, it keeps the fanatics happy” Sep 7, 21:18
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “CC @ 8.34 “Well hold on there Bald Eagle!” 🙂 Emotion is exactly what motivates political moves. Think; Immigration Support…” Sep 7, 21:15
agentx on Anything But That: “Formally known as the Act Salvo Jure Cujuslibet (meaning “saving the right of everyone”), this session was a crucial mechanism…” Sep 7, 21:15
Northcode on Anything But That: “The constitutional position I outlined earlier is based on the recognised historical and legal record — the Acts of the…” Sep 7, 21:09
agentx on Anything But That: “AI Overview The Salvo session provided a legal forum for individuals to present private petitions or legal grievances that the…” Sep 7, 21:06
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “I’am sorry to be rattling at the door of your ivory tower Northy. But this just can’t wait. I think…” Sep 7, 21:02
James Che on Anything But That: “Xaracen, Many thanks for setting that procedure on the correct path, North code is showing his true colours nowadays, one…” Sep 7, 21:00
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “FC Join Chas hiding behind the settee keiching himself feart unless gifted ratified gold standard insurance backed guarantees of instantaneous…” Sep 7, 20:58
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Yes that is true. Student politics. Let’s play government, you be the lawyer and I will be the minister. We…” Sep 7, 20:48
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “S Agreed, well done Xarcen! Good to see the Unionist AI bot masquerading as Northcode gas just been shown to…” Sep 7, 20:42
Captain Caveman on Anything But That: ““The point you repeatedly (willfully) miss” again and again is that ‘independence is a cultural emotion’. Independence cannot be primarily…” Sep 7, 20:34
sarah on Anything But That: “@ Xaracen: this is an excellent exposition of the Scottish constitution and the failure to comply with it in 1707.…” Sep 7, 20:15
Northcode on Anything But That: “Just to clarify for anyone following along: The idea that the 1707 Union is invalid because a “Salvo session” was…” Sep 7, 20:13
Xaracen on Anything But That: ““Once both Acts of Union (Scotland’s and England’s) received Royal Assent and came into force on 1st May 1707, the…” Sep 7, 19:46
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Looking beyond the skelp. My point is the face to face issue that Sam the bam pointed out. Repeat posts.…” Sep 7, 19:34
Chas on Anything But That: “If you think that the succinct and accurate post will deter the likes of Che, i fear you will be…” Sep 7, 19:25
Alf Baird on Anything But That: ““The point you repeatedly (willfully) miss” again and again is that ‘independence is a cultural emotion’. Independence cannot be primarily…” Sep 7, 19:21
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “But he hasn’t got a valid point. He’s making the unevidenced claim he’s capable of dishing out a skelping. That…” Sep 7, 17:34
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “What can I say, Willie. People a lot smarter than you or I have calculated the sustainable human population for…” Sep 7, 17:17
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “They do not want to understand it. That gives them nothing to rant with. Without that rant they are empty.” Sep 7, 16:23
sarah on Anything But That: “Rev, I’m very pleased indeed to see that you will be at the SSRG conference next month. I think that…” Sep 7, 16:20
Northcode on Anything But That: “I feel it’s important to clarify the constitutional reality surrounding Scotland’s political union with England as there seems to be…” Sep 7, 16:19
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Sam said, “Neither would say to me face to face what they say online for fear of the skelping they…” Sep 7, 16:11
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Just watched footage of AUOB march on the Royal mile. My Cring Meter just went off the scale. Nothing as…” Sep 7, 15:36
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Who would pay to watch Jenny Gilruth mud wrestling Alice Weidel?” Sep 7, 14:58