We’ve never tried to put a precise breakdown on how much of the falsehood pumped out daily by the Scottish political media is due to deliberately misleading spin and how much of it is simply due to journalists who are really, really terrible at their jobs.
This is the Conservative MSP group at Holyrood today, at the end of an unusually powerful speech from Kezia Dugdale during the rape clause “debate”. Click the picture to enlarge it if you want to find out what people gazing into the hideous abyss of their own souls and not liking what they see looks like.
We put the word “debate” in quotemarks because every single Tory MSP who spoke was too cowardly to allow any interventions from the other parties. We can’t say we’re surprised. We’d find it hard to look anyone in the eye if we were them too.
This site has spoken a few times, usually in jest, about forming its own political party and contesting elections. But as the UK heads for the biggest democratic trainwreck in its history – a vote which, depending on where you live, is really either a proxy Brexit referendum, a proxy independence referendum, a judgement on the personal character of Jeremy Corbyn or any of half-a-dozen other things – we found ourselves thinking again about what, on the fundamental ideological level, we’d stand for.
It’s a question that existing parties find it remarkably hard to answer. Labour used to define it clearly in its key “Clause IV” – a clear statement of commitment to socialist principles like public ownership and wealth redistribution – before Tony Blair junked it in the 1990s for some woolly neoliberal rubbish from an aspirational Facebook meme.
For the SNP, clearly its primary defining goal is always the democratic pursuit of independence for Scotland. What you might call its day-to-day policies have, like most parties, varied and evolved over time, but it’s always had that one clear unifying and overriding aim. It may have won electoral success through decent governance, but its purpose was never merely competent administration for its own sake.
In the case of the Conservative Party, the turn-of-the-20th-century US economist John Kenneth Galbraith summed up their position pithily and accurately:
The Liberal Democrats, of course, stand for being in the middle of Labour and the Conservatives, whatever that means on any given day. (They did briefly experiment in the 2000s with being to the left of Labour, partly because it was hard NOT to be, but the coalition scuppered that and now they’re basically Tory wets.)
Alert readers will be aware that we’ve been running a series of posts pointing out the gap between opposition rhetoric about the Scottish Government’s supposed failure to grow the economy, and their (total lack of) practical suggestions about what it should actually be doing, given that by design the Scottish Parliament controls almost none of the country’s economic levers.
And we thought a story fed to the press by Labour this week about job creation since the Tories came to power in 2010 was going to be just another case in point, until we spotted something else about it.
Now, we can’t claim to be exactly astonished that the Tories have mostly focused on creating work in London and the South-East of England at the expense of the rest of the UK. That’s pretty much their thing. But Scottish Labour’s noted rentahonk Jackie Baillie was hopping mad, and not only at the Tories.
An alert reader got in touch with us this evening to tell us that they’d been clearing out an old hard drive and found an interesting web page they’d saved from several years ago. They asked if we’d like to see it.
“Sure”, we said. “Let’s have a look.”
It turned out that they’d had an exchange several years ago with Kezia Dugdale on her old (now deleted) blog, where she tended to be a bit more candid than she is now, and were so startled by an answer she’d given them that they’d felt the need to keep it.
We don’t often wholeheartedly agree with anything “Rape Clause Ruth” Davidson says at First Minister’s Questions, but we can’t fault this observation from earlier today.
One of the most famous tales of the celebrated British hangman Albert Pierrepoint is that concerning James Inglis, a murderer who in 1951 sprinted the short distance from the condemned cell to the noose, enabling the entire execution to be concluded just seven seconds after Pierrepoint had first laid hands on him.
It’s the holidays, so the papers are desperate to fill space and the political parties are all trying to help out by sending them helpful press releases which can be slotted directly onto pages, titled “PARTY X CONTINUES TO SUPPORT POLICY Z WHICH IT HAS ALWAYS SUPPORTED. ALSO, THE OTHER PARTIES ARE BAD”.
Scottish Labour’s contribution is a piece in most papers today reiterating their demand for the Scottish Government to hike the top rate of income tax – a policy on which Labour stood at the last Westminster and Holyrood elections and which was quite stupendously comprehensively rejected by voters, but which Labour inexplicably feel the SNP should implement anyway.
And that’s all very well and good, because Kezia Dugdale gets paid the best part of £80,000 a year by taxpayers and she’s got to say something all day to justify it. The trouble, as we’ve noted at great length on this site, is that so many of the things she says aren’t actually true.
diabloandco on The Ever-Changing Lie: “I think you mean ‘reparation’rather than ‘retribution’ I will be happy to see retribution on all concerned.” Jun 9, 20:57
100%Yes on The Ever-Changing Lie: “News just in!! Its official all form of communication has been dealt with by a Leprechaun and its through the…” Jun 9, 20:46
Saffron Robe on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Quite so, Alf. As Steve Biko said, “The most potent weapon of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed.”” Jun 9, 20:35
Hatey McHateface on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Any accountants reading? Perhaps you could work out the compound interest that would have accrued if the money had really…” Jun 9, 19:39
Chas on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Nobody writes as much shite as you Alfie Boy. What a talent you have!” Jun 9, 19:38
Insider on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Alf says…. “A key impact of the pathology associated with colonial oppression, the ‘colonial mindset’, is regarded as ‘a disease…” Jun 9, 19:36
Hatey McHateface on The Ever-Changing Lie: “One of history’s most often repeated mis-quotes. He was, of course, referring to Sunlight soap, invented in 1884. In 1918,…” Jun 9, 19:28
Dan on The Ever-Changing Lie: “I think either would have a fair to middling better chance of telling us, rather than our own Crown office…” Jun 9, 19:27
Mark Beggan on The Ever-Changing Lie: “The Left wing mindset begins with a lack of personal hygiene. An uncomfortable urge to stick your nose into everything…” Jun 9, 19:17
Ex President Xiden on The Ever-Changing Lie: “There is more than that missing since Murrel started his thievery before the ‘ring fenced’ donations were taken in.” Jun 9, 19:14
Hatey McHateface on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Prior to colonisation, thousands of Scots women practiced witchcraft. At least, thousands of Scots women were dispatched in the most…” Jun 9, 19:04
BigJay on The Ever-Changing Lie: “I’ve just been reading about Louis D. Brandeis (1856-1941). What a fascinating life he led. Who, you may ask? Well,…” Jun 9, 19:04
Mark Beggan on The Ever-Changing Lie: “You need to refer to fanny the financial commissar” Jun 9, 19:00
Oneliner on The Ever-Changing Lie: “I’m fairly sure there would have been some parochial rape / murder / pillage on the Viking model. Although ‘hung;…” Jun 9, 18:09
Hatey McHateface on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Well, well, YL, you’ve surprised me again. First, for not knowing it’s a stick of rock. Second, for not having…” Jun 9, 18:03
crazycat on The Ever-Changing Lie: “They can identify them; when I sent them 2 reference numbers for donations I made in 2017, they knew that…” Jun 9, 17:56
Hatey McHateface on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Does he say what kind of vehicle? Surely the campervan will be coming up at auction soon.” Jun 9, 17:50
Hatey McHateface on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Who’s best to tell us where the missing money is, then, Alf? Cesaire, or Memmi?” Jun 9, 17:47
John Cleary on The Ever-Changing Lie: “And that is why you will never get her. It’s a protection racket. The racket collapses when it fails to…” Jun 9, 17:45
robertkknight on The Ever-Changing Lie: “For the sake of shits’n’giggles… Let us look at what that “quote” says… “We’ll use the money for the purpose…” Jun 9, 17:39
agentx on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Was there no crime in Scotland before colonisation?” Jun 9, 17:20
Alf Baird on The Ever-Changing Lie: “The psychodynamics of Scottish independence would seem important here, not least because colonialism ‘is based on psychology’ (Cesaire). A key…” Jun 9, 17:02
Glenn Boyd on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Really, they should have stuck to the Father Ted Defence: “Now Dougal, the money was just resting in my account!”” Jun 9, 16:27
Lynne on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Tied up in vehicles, cruet sets & other fancy goods, maybe…” Jun 9, 16:18
Iain More on The Ever-Changing Lie: “I wont be moving on until Nicola MI6 Sturgeon isin a cell” Jun 9, 16:08
lothianlad on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Well done for holding them to account Stu!! Without you, they would get away with this fully. Now they are…” Jun 9, 15:40
Anthony Little on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Indeed. It’s a question our “investigative” MSM seems to have overlooked. Online I’m getting SNP members simply wanting to “move…” Jun 9, 15:37
agentx on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Are the Electoral Commission going to publish that all the accounts submitted from 2010-2022 are fraudulent and insist that the…” Jun 9, 15:29