The spanking new issue of Viz, which is totally still a thing, is out today at all good newsagents. The cover promises a “FANTASTIC FREE VOTING AID” inside, and we thought you’d be at least mildly and fleetingly amused by the Scottish aspect. Of it.
Pop out to the shops and buy a Viz*, readers. (Or subscribe to try three issues for a mere £1.) It’s just as funny as it used to be but much less popular, so it’s cool again.
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*Wings Over Scotland has no connection to Viz or Dennis Publishing Ltd and has received no inducement for this endorsement. Although we’re open to offers.
(NB The media is understandably mostly occupied today with the horrific events in Manchester. But life goes on – music websites are still talking about music, football websites are still talking about football, videogames websites are still talking about videogames. Any rational observations about terrorism made here would be screamed down as making political capital from tragedy. So let’s get on with the day job.)
If you apply to go on a televised political debate and then submit a question to ask a national leader, it seems a reasonable deduction that you want that issue to be raised and discussed. If you also make it personal by describing your own circumstances, it seems logical that you’d want those circumstances to be widely publicised, and to be asked about them so you could say more and tell your story to the country.
So it’s a bit odd that Edinburgh nurse Claire Austin has suddenly gone off the radar.
We’re not going to join in the attacks on a nurse who criticised Nicola Sturgeon during last night’s BBC election debate. While her lifestyle seems at a glance to be wildly at odds with her claim that she relied on foodbanks to survive, there are – genuinely – possible explanations for at least most of it.
Owning a convertible car isn’t proof that someone’s wealthy – I have one myself that’s worth less than £1000, and I also have a relative who has very little money but who nevertheless owns a horse just like Claire Austin’s daughter seemingly does. (It’s also possible to be quite poor but still own things you bought when you were less poor.)
It ill befits Yes supporters – who are happy to deploy the existence and growing use of foodbanks to justifiably attack the UK government – to complain if someone who calls the First Minister “wee Jimmy Krankie” adopts the same tactic. More to the point, we entirely agree with Ms Austin’s core view that nurses should be paid more in general, as we suspect most people do.
(And in Scotland, of course, they ARE paid more than in the rest of the UK, and under the SNP have always been given the full pay rises recommended by the independent pay board, which hasn’t been the case in England.)
But that still leaves some things hanging disquietingly in the air.
Following the striking success of their tactical voting campaign at the general election of 2015, the Unionist parties are keen to repeat the strategy this year, and have once again deployed THE WHEEL.
There’s only one problem. They can’t quite agree on the colours of the spokes.
Kezia Dugdale tells voters in the Borders, Highlands and a number of other areas that voting Tory is a better way to stop the SNP than voting for her own party’s candidates.
(Alert readers may have noticed that I had to adopt a wee bit of subterfuge to get on by saying – truthfully – that I was from Bathgate, because BBC Scotland don’t tend to take my calls when I say where I am.)
As you’ll hear, Rennie had no answer to the question (even when put to him again by Adams), trying to deflect the issue onto SNP BAD instead.
His position was that the British people should have the right to another vote in case they’ve changed their mind about Brexit, even though there’s been no material change of circumstances, but that the Scottish people SHOULDN’T have the right to another vote on independence even though there HAS been a huge material change.
Frazerio on Friends Without Benefits: “Aamer Anwar also the solicitor for Michael Ross which I always thought was a curious choice. Likes the publicity. Seldom…” May 28, 23:46
Socrates MacSporran on Friends Without Benefits: “Methinks the lady doth protest too much.” May 28, 23:43
Geri on Friends Without Benefits: “I’m not sure how those companies work but the Scottish government really need to replace them cause they’re clearly incompetent.…” May 28, 23:14
Jay on Friends Without Benefits: “Izzie, you refer to ‘the Cause’, what is the Cause for which work should be done? You would be totally…” May 28, 23:01
gm on Friends Without Benefits: “At a ‘literary festival’ somewhere in Ireland.. ‘How could the man I loved do that to me?’ ..reported to have…” May 28, 22:55
agentx on Friends Without Benefits: “Sturgeon Mon: said that for her this “has also been a profound personal trauma”. Well she soon got over it…” May 28, 22:40
agentx on Friends Without Benefits: “I wonder if Anwar is pleased that Sturgeon’s further comments tonight have hit all the front pages.” May 28, 22:16
Lynne on Friends Without Benefits: “‘Co-operating fully = ‘No comment’ ‘No further comment’ = Can’t stop talking about it. Stuart didn’t have long to wait…” May 28, 21:45
Alf Baird on Friends Without Benefits: “” for 400 million quid you could probably have jist bought and given everyone on the islands a personal jet…” May 28, 21:37
Mark Beggan on Friends Without Benefits: “With friends like these who needs enemies.” May 28, 21:37
Spartan 117 on Friends Without Benefits: “I’m utterly appalled at the apparent whataboutery and double standards shown by what could only be described as brainwashed fanatics…” May 28, 21:32
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “@Marie: sparrows, you say? www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivJ4EosWS8” May 28, 21:31
Bilbo on Friends Without Benefits: “Odd occasion of channel flicking today, think it was BBC Scotland news, clip from Holyrood where one of the young…” May 28, 21:05
Dan on Friends Without Benefits: “Hmm, so no actual specifics with regard to a Plan B then. Top tip. “Fighting for Scotland” would be more…” May 28, 20:46
Onlooker on Friends Without Benefits: “Maybe Ambulance Chaser Anwar just noticed Sturgeon is WHITE! and decided to do her dirty. He’s not a big fan…” May 28, 20:46
J Galt on Friends Without Benefits: “Alf is it true that Cammell Laird/Peel Ports have a representative on the board of CMAL?” May 28, 20:45
Onlooker on Friends Without Benefits: “Alongside Sturgeon’s newest bitter misandrist rant, I am also almost enjoying seeing SNP cultists online saying “It’s not that much…” May 28, 20:39
Bilbo on Friends Without Benefits: “Just to make a point about the tweet talking about how Scottish media isn’t holding Nicola Sturgeon or the SNP…” May 28, 20:26
Geri on Friends Without Benefits: “Rachael Hamilton, not the sharpest tool in the box, asks: “Who needs a £3,775 camera?” AN ONLY FREAK! THAT’S WHO!…” May 28, 20:22
Bilbo on Friends Without Benefits: “Unless the rumours are true that it was a lavender wedding where not only they shared separate beds but also…” May 28, 20:20
Douglas on Friends Without Benefits: “That Sturgeon forbade scrutiny of accounts can have only one reason, media should be hammering her about this; that they…” May 28, 20:18
Aidan on Friends Without Benefits: “I don’t know if you’ve heard about this programme called “the news”, but if you turn it on you’ll see…” May 28, 20:16
AdamH on Friends Without Benefits: “All this talk about did she know about the purchases is missing far more important points 1) in 2020 people…” May 28, 20:13
Bilbo on Friends Without Benefits: “This kind of media feeding frenzy usually gets tiresome as the same information gets repeated article after article. However, with…” May 28, 20:00
Onlooker on Friends Without Benefits: “Kelly ‘Fangirl’ Given wrote a glowing endorsement of Sturgeon in The National, positioning herself as being very knowledgeable about the…” May 28, 19:53
Izzie on Friends Without Benefits: “@Dan 6.57 Plan B is as always keep on working for the Cause. Like when we lost in 2014. Like…” May 28, 19:52
Rob on Friends Without Benefits: “Essentially her position is A big did it and ran away. Where her ignorance becomes gross incompetence, always assuming she…” May 28, 19:46
Bilbo on Friends Without Benefits: “Lets join in with Izzie. Wheest for Indy, for the next 5 years, 50 years and 500 years.” May 28, 19:42
Spartan 117 on Friends Without Benefits: “An interesting take, Confused. Wee Nicola Knew. As per your ex-neighbour.” May 28, 19:30
Elmac on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Spot on Colin. The theft of £667,000 from individual SNP members and members of the public has not been addressed.…” May 28, 19:08