Alert readers may recall that the Electoral Commission recently chose, to everyone’s (cough) great surprise, to take no action against extremist Unionist shout-monkeys Scotland In Union over a number of clear breaches of electoral rules, or for failing to disclose a number of large donations from extremely wealthy donors.
10 days ago the EC published a tranche of FOI documents relating to the case on its website, with the donor details redacted to protect the identity of the various Lords, Dukes, Earls and Countesses who’d rather you didn’t know that they’d been handing thousands of pounds at a time to SiU.
So, yeah. It was on this day in 1991 that the first ever proper issue of Amiga Power (A Magazine With Tatty Shoes, or something) hit Britons’ newsagents’ shelves.
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And while vast numbers of old games magazines are now available to read as lovely friendly PDFs or similar that you can load up onto your computer or electro-tablet and flick through page by page in a gratifying manner, AP inexplicably isn’t.
As alert readers will recall, nowadays we only look at the Scottish Daily Express if we’re absolutely desperate for material, so this piece slipped past us a few days ago:
And since the only thing in the papers today is page after page of unbearable fawning drivel about the stupendously insignificant (fifth in line to the throne, will never ever be king unless a terrorist blows up Buckingham Palace with an atomic bomb, is roughly as important to the wellbeing of the nation as Hamilton Accies’ third-choice goalkeeper) royal baby, we figured we may as well have a look at it now.
Even in a sluggish news season, it’s somehow extra-dispiriting to see a once-august newspaper like the Sunday Times fill its pages by trying to flog its readers reheated old cobblers from the previous day’s Daily Mail.
We’ve already shredded the towering stupidity of the story itself (the Times dutifully repeats all the exact same drivel about meal deals and loyalty vouchers), so we were pleased when social media presented a new angle on it.
Pointing out the spectacular levels of imbecility among Scotland’s elected Tories has threatened to become a full-time job for this website in recent months. We wish we could say that today’s example was even a particularly noteworthy one, but tragically it’s about par for the course.
Today’s Scottish Daily Mail leads with a rather limp piece about some fairly minor and unavoidable loopholes in the new legislation for minimum alcohol pricing. It notes, for example, that if people order alcohol online and it’s despatched by the supplier from outside Scotland, the Scottish Government will have no jurisdiction over the price.
(Because the UK has no internal border controls and there’s no law against someone buying cheaper booze in England and bringing it home to Scotland.)
Retailers, of course, can easily block this loophole if they choose to, by refusing to deliver cheap alcohol purchases to Scottish addresses, so it’s not much of a problem.
And the other “loopholes” aren’t actually loopholes at all – one*, according to the Mail, is that “loyalty reward vouchers can also continue to be offered to cut the cost of alcohol”, which is a bit like saying it’s a “loophole” that employers could give people pay rises that they might use to buy more beer.
But if you thought THAT was stupid, Annie Wells MSP is here to raise the bar.
(NB These rules do not apply to Andrew Neil, Nick Robinson, etc etc. Like, duh. In a properly democratic country we’d be able to use FOI to actually see the blacklist, but this is the BBC we’re talking about.)
Last night – at the insistence of the SNP – the House Of Commons held a six-hour emergency debate in the wake of the UK’s unquestionably illegal bombing of Syria at the weekend, under the supposed justification of a chemical attack that may well not have happened at all, far less have been the responsibility of the unfortunate country’s murderous dictator Bashar al-Assad.
The debate concluded with a token vote, not on whether the bombing was right or wrong but which merely asserted whether Parliament had “considered” the subject. (ie voting that it had NOT done so would have made a statement that the Prime Minister acted improperly by committing UK forces to a conflict without obtaining MPs’ assent.)
Faced with the opportunity to issue a symbolic public rebuke to the government for bypassing Parliament on a matter of war and breaking international law, the radical socialist opposition Labour Party of Jeremy Corbyn… abstained.
There can surely be no country on Earth cursed and plagued with a more pathetic shower of petty, whining, gossiping harpies in those roles than Scotland. And while we knew that already, barely a day seems to go by without them reaching a new nadir.
If you’ve got the stomach to hear about the latest low point, grit your teeth, lower your expectations of humanity considerably and read on.
Yes, we know the Express announces a “killer blow” to independence every couple of weeks. But otherwise we can think of nothing to add to this story, so just click the pic to read and enjoy.
Young Lochinvar on The Invisible Rabbit: “HMcH Errrrrrrr.. That’s a No. Please accept my explanation that it no way infers respect or conviviality! PS: anyways remember…” Jul 16, 00:11
Hatey McHateface on Blue In The Face: “Scottish voters were denied their right to an Independent Scotland because not enough Scottish voters turned out to vote for…” Jul 16, 00:01
Young Lochinvar on A Matter Of Declinature: “DB Qwerty = (top line of a keyboard) is a kind of shorthand for LGBTQIgodknows what else gobbledegook gibberish freakery..…” Jul 15, 23:55
Hatey McHateface on The Invisible Rabbit: “Well, Breeks, I note you’re still of the opinion that former colonies should roll over and accept forced re-colonisation by…” Jul 15, 23:38
Hatey McHateface on The Invisible Rabbit: “Aw, YL. I’m touched to discover you’re thinking of me. I guess there’s absolutely no point in asking you to…” Jul 15, 23:30
James on The Invisible Rabbit: “Long time no see, Breeks. Best to you.” Jul 15, 23:26
Graf Midgehunter on A Matter Of Declinature: “Viagra. Take two and be a world champ” Jul 15, 23:20
Skip_NC on A Matter Of Declinature: “The assorted has-beens and never-will-bes on the BBC are blaming Tuchel and it’s not just because he went defensive very…” Jul 15, 23:18
robertkknight on A Matter Of Declinature: “Either that, or the supine media have been served DSMA-Notices and are avoiding mentioning the elephant in the room in…” Jul 15, 23:10
Captain Caveman on A Matter Of Declinature: “No one is blaming the manager, although his subs were crap. We scored a great goal with 30 minutes to…” Jul 15, 22:56
Young Lochinvar on A Matter Of Declinature: “Viagra.. For when you can’t make it past a semi.. PS; Its just a game 🙂” Jul 15, 22:43
Andy Wiltshire on A Matter Of Declinature: “Great stuff – you can almost imagine the rising panic as they read it. Squeaky bum time!” Jul 15, 22:36
Confused on A Matter Of Declinature: “INGLUND have “HEARTS-ED IT” LAVVERLY JABBLY – now let’s play : BLAME THE MANAGER ‘es a bit forun innee ……” Jul 15, 22:25
Andrew scott on A Matter Of Declinature: “YAH BEAUTY Btw how come that horror who “works” for Aberdeen uni is still in a job after HIS terrible(now…” Jul 15, 21:53
Oneliner on A Matter Of Declinature: “Indeed. Prior to his resignation, Healy was the last Defence Secretary to call out the SNP as being ‘a threat…” Jul 15, 21:13
robertkknight on A Matter Of Declinature: “The more they (Police Scotland/COPFS) squirm the more it smacks of someone in Thames House playing the National Security card…” Jul 15, 20:36
Carol Neill on A Matter Of Declinature: “Dug wi a bone , wish we had more of you” Jul 15, 20:13
Aidan on A Matter Of Declinature: “@RevStu – has anyone initiated the victims right to review with respect to the original complaint? I’ve no doubt that…” Jul 15, 19:51
diabloandco on A Matter Of Declinature: “Young Lochinvar, sorry you lost me with your comment , can you explain – I know being old restricts my…” Jul 15, 19:33
Mark Beggan on A Matter Of Declinature: “Qwertys days are numbered. Just like that mentally unstable transvestite who calls himself Confused.” Jul 15, 19:22
100%Yes on The Invisible Rabbit: “We should protest outside Holyrood or Bute house demanding Swinney is removed from office and investigated.” Jul 15, 18:56
100%Yes on The Invisible Rabbit: “We shout protest outside Holyrood or Bute house demanding Swinney is removed from office and investigated.” Jul 15, 18:56
100%Yes on The Invisible Rabbit: “I have been arguing since 2015 on here about the SNP and Sturgeon true commitment to Independence being Nil. Its…” Jul 15, 18:25
Young Lochinvar on A Matter Of Declinature: “Talking of lawyers letters I see JK Rowling has made qwerty captured Amnesty back down after putting out a qwerty…” Jul 15, 18:12
Jeannie McCrimmon on A Matter Of Declinature: “Under your instructions. That ? was a wee emoji.” Jul 15, 18:08
Sean Duffy on A Matter Of Declinature: “Succinct, and elegantly addresses the question of why the Police Scotland failed in their statutory duties to fully investigate what…” Jul 15, 17:56
Rev. Stuart Campbell on A Matter Of Declinature: “Roddy and David are obviously doing most of the heavy lifting here 😀” Jul 15, 17:54
Young Lochinvar on The Invisible Rabbit: “AX Well at least I made it to the end 🙂 (Hatey for instance has problems reading things like oaths…” Jul 15, 17:48