I went for a very long walk before writing this post, because I wanted to make sure I wasn’t doing it in the heat of anger. But 8.5 miles and 18,753 steps later it still needs to be said and there’s no getting out of it, so batten down the hatches, folks.
Last night SNP MP Mhairi Black tweeted what may be the most ill-advised, destructive, offensive, repellent and just downright idiotic thing that I’ve ever seen an elected SNP member do. (Maybe not just the SNP.)
The video, bizarrely made for the amusement of readers of comedy lad-mag website Joe.co.uk, sees Black reading out a series of supposedly “transphobic” and “mean” tweets – almost all from women and only two of which were in any way rude – and reacting to them with a toxic mixture of arrogant condescension, mockery and insults, alongside a tirade of flatly wrong and endlessly-debunked myths.
It concludes with the smirking, sniggering suggestion that women, including survivors of male violence, who’ve expressed their serious concerns over reforms to the Gender Recognition Act – concerns shared by the overwhelming majority of women, and of the population as a whole – are “Jeremy Hunts”, a piece of rhyming slang that doesn’t need any translation.
The video pretty much speaks for itself, unfortunately, but let’s look at some highlights.
When this complaint got the brush-off from the BBC, flatly refusing a right of reply under Article 28 of the Broadcasting Code to the Corporation’s grossly unbalanced and factually-inaccurate coverage of our court case against Kezia Dugdale:
We now have to go through TWO more rounds of pointless dickaboutery and dismissal from the BBC, taking up several weeks, before Ofcom will take the matter up.
(You may have noted, incidentally, that the letter gives no indication that its response can be appealed in any way. It took Ofcom to tell us it could.)
As we all know by now, the active Yes movement is split into two camps. On one side are the whiners (mainly but not solely from the fringe far left), who are always full of destructive criticism and abuse for their own side while contributing nothing of any value themselves, other than to promote their own media careers.
On the other are the hard workers who actually get things done, quietly producing materials and work that reach out to voters and make a real difference.
These people have no interest in getting their faces known by appearing as tame Nat pundits on TV and radio, no desire to get their foot in the door at the BBC or grab a lucrative seat in Parliament. All most of them care about is bringing about a Yes vote so that they can get back to their normal lives in a better country.
We suspect that LBC’s Iain Dale might have been reading this morning’s Wings article before he interviewed Jo Swinson tonight.
We can only hope any subsequent Scottish interviewers do as diligent a job, and also pick her up on a few of the blatant lies she did manage to sneak past Dale.
Swinson indignantly insisted that “the SNP do not have a mandate for [a second indyref]”, a statement which we of course already know is unambiguously false.
So that’s a pretty clear triple democratic and political mandate in any parliamentary democracy: a majority of MSPs, a majority of Scottish MPs and a majority of the Scottish Parliament. But since Jo Swinson doesn’t seem to recognise it, we wondered if she maybe just didn’t know what the word meant.
That’s the only reasonable interpretation of this tweet from Jenny Marra MSP.
Because clearly if the Scottish Parliament of 1707 was an illegitimate oligarchy that didn’t represent the people – and it certainly didn’t – then it can’t have had any right to sign away the sovereignty of Scotland and the Acts Of Union must immediately be repealed and a new referendum held to decide whether Scotland should join the UK.
You’re going to need to before you watch today’s episode of The Jeremy Vine Show, featuring Paul Burrell (who used to be a royal butler about 20 years ago and somehow is now a political commentator), Nicola McLean (who used to get her surgically-altered breasts out for tabloid newspapers around the same time and then went on a reality show for halfwits with no actual talents), and Carole Malone, who we assume is some sort of live public-safety-information warning about the dangers of overdoing HRT.
Vine watches the unfolding horror with the expression of a man absolutely convinced he’s going to be murdered the next time he comes to Scotland. The most painful part is probably just after (Scottish) co-host and former weathergirl Storm Huntley (no, really) helpfully pipes up to suggest “shortbread, tartan… bagpipes” as Scotland’s economic foundations, at which point Jeremy turns in last-ditch desperation to the audience to save him from this slow-motion trainwreck and… well, you’ll see how that goes.
When the second indyref comes along, whenever the Yes campaign has a political broadcast slot on TV, we suggest just putting this on every time.
As Ofcom require any complaints about the BBC to be directed to the Corporation first, I’ve sent the BBC the letter below today (by physical mail, as the online complaint form is comically inadequate), which I expect to be a waste of time and energy. If I don’t receive a satisfactory response – and I’m sure that I won’t – I’ll take it up with Ofcom.
Right then. Our 2019 crowdfunder is officially over (the page is actually still live at the moment because several readers have asked it be kept open until the weekend so they can make their own donations, but it’ll be finally closed down on Sunday night).
And good heavens.
The main page alone narrowly beat last year’s all-sources total (ie including donations made via other routes like direct bank transfers) by nearly £600, and the actual final figure for 2019 [EDIT: updated 24 June] is, jawdroppingly, this much:
A crude clip of this segment from Shelagh Fogarty’s LBC show yesterday is doing the rounds on Twitter at the moment, and it deserves both better audiovisual quality and a wider audience. If features Regan Morann, a rather confused Tory from Scotland who has quite an opinion of himself.
An incredulous Fogarty, speaking for just about everyone listening to the show, asks “Where’s your self-respect?” as Morann burbles about debasing himself desperately in front of his English colleagues who don’t want him or care about him, and his eventual answer was enlightening, in a tragic kind of way.
Peter McAvoy on The Future Is Yesterday: “This list of candidates is only likely to increase despair. I wonder if they could keep Alexander Dennis open. No…” Feb 19, 02:13
Young Lochinvar on The Future Is Yesterday: “Aidan Sally Donald? I suspect you are barking up the wrong tree! Gaun yerself, go full-on-Tonto, ask Kelly Given out!!!…” Feb 19, 00:14
Young Lochinvar on The Future Is Yesterday: “Aidan Sally Donald? I suspect you are barking up the wrong tree! Gaun yerself, go full-on-Tonto, ask Kelly Given out!!!…” Feb 19, 00:13
James Barr Gardner on The Future Is Yesterday: “A Vote for the “Status Quo” is a Vote for Further Austerity at best, at worst a Third World War…” Feb 18, 22:21
Aidan on The Future Is Yesterday: “They’ll be advertising the vacancies for SNP MSP’s down at the job centre at this rate. I honestly think they’d…” Feb 18, 21:29
100%Yes on The Future Is Yesterday: “The SNP gave up on Scotland after the referendum. I just wished people would waken up before its to late…” Feb 18, 19:48
Effijy on The Future Is Yesterday: “It’s like 3 legged horses must have the right to enter the Scottish Grand National. If it can’t jump and…” Feb 18, 19:22
Hatey McHateface on The Future Is Yesterday: “Dunno why Stu has such a downer on Oor Fatima. I look at her and see future First Minister potential.…” Feb 18, 18:38
Hatey McHateface on Scotland In Numbers: ““For the arithmetically illiterate, professor Sullivan‘s percentages are not of mutually exclusive categories” Sez you! For the simply illiterate, perhaps…” Feb 18, 18:13
MaryB on The Future Is Yesterday: “Off topic but relevant. Inde car aka Gordon Ross reports that the UK government appears to have pulled the plug…” Feb 18, 18:10
100%Yes on The Future Is Yesterday: “So why not just vote Reform and be done with the SNP, sound good to me.” Feb 18, 17:37
Rob on The Future Is Yesterday: “I have always had a problem with the concept of “list” MSP’s. I don’t understand how a small group of…” Feb 18, 17:32
Cynicus on The Future Is Yesterday: ““Emma Roddick, currently a list MSP in Highland, is standing against Fergus Ewing for a constituency” ============ Vote Fergus Ewing…” Feb 18, 17:01
John on The Future Is Yesterday: “whatever is published by WoS, the short, stark truth remains simple: (i) despite a convincing and comprehensive track record of…” Feb 18, 16:16
Young Lochinvar on Scotland In Numbers: “Lorna HG Well’s “The Time Machine” appears to have accurately predicted the rise of the dissolute degenerate androgynous Eloi. Evolution;…” Feb 18, 16:12
Southernbystander on Scotland In Numbers: “This makes good sense, in theory. Did you ever see that programme where a Lincolnshire farmer was asked to employ…” Feb 18, 16:10
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Scotland In Numbers: “Lorna, I invariably read and appreciate your contributions. The perennial question in this instance would seem twofold: “Are there any…” Feb 18, 16:05
sarah on The Future Is Yesterday: “Is there a glimmer of hope that at least one of these troughers won’t get back? Emma Roddick, currently a…” Feb 18, 15:58
Cynicus on Scotland In Numbers: “Lorna Campbell says: 18 February, 2026 at 1:48 pm “It is Stalinism/totalitarianism” ========= You perfect analogy. Under Stalin, the charlatan…” Feb 18, 15:57
Young Lochinvar on The Future Is Yesterday: “I don’t believe for a second that “the independent” courts alone decided sneaky Pete’s hearing would be held back to…” Feb 18, 15:51
Skip_NC on The Future Is Yesterday: “But all that one of the court cases may do is make people not want to vote for them. They…” Feb 18, 15:34
P C Foster on Scotland In Numbers: “@ Lorna– I think that we need to recognize that Westminster prevented the GRA. Also nurses in England seem to…” Feb 18, 15:23
Cynicus on Scotland In Numbers: ““….women who support the SNP and are members of the SNP not up in arms about the SNP attitude toward…” Feb 18, 15:00
sarah on The Future Is Yesterday: “I forgot Alba – if they joined the Alliance umbrella, that would be even better.” Feb 18, 14:59
Aidan on The Longest Road: “Scotland is one of the wealthiest countries in the world, as I pointed out GDP per capita in Edinburgh is…” Feb 18, 14:54
sarah on The Future Is Yesterday: “Horrifying, appalling, sickening, terrifying, outrageous. What a dreadful level the SNP has fallen to. Alliance to Liberate Scotland is the…” Feb 18, 14:46
Terry on The Future Is Yesterday: “You’ve been right for years. Agreed. They need to go. But how? Apart from us not voting for them. I’m…” Feb 18, 14:44
David on The Future Is Yesterday: “The thought of Campbell getting in makes me boke.” Feb 18, 14:30
Lorna Campbell on Scotland In Numbers: “It is Stalinism/totalitarianism, Fearghas, and deliberately so pour encourager les autres. I think we really need to ask what is…” Feb 18, 13:48