The Yes movement, like almost all movements, is plagued with a small but incredibly loud faction of intolerant, destructive extremists. Alert readers will have noticed that this site has again been the victim of them this week, but we’re not alone. They’ve also gone after two print publications – The National and iScot – over their “transgressions” against the beliefs of these self-appointed arbiters of what people are allowed to think.
What those two outlets and Wings have in common is achievement.
Last month saw the first meeting between the UK Brexit delegation and the EU’s, and by many accounts it fell far short of the UK’s expectations. David Davis spent months drumming up the “strong and stable” approach which would see both the divorce deal and the subsequent post-Brexit trade deal negotiated simultaneously. He was told by everyone that this wouldn’t happen, but simply brushed off the warnings. When push came to shove, he finally accepted that he’d have to negotiate the divorce deal first.
This is just the latest in a long string of failures and ineptitudes over the course of the UK’s handling of the whole farcical process and it got me thinking. If Scotland had voted Yes in 2014, what would it have looked like if the Scottish Government had handled that vote the way the UK has managed Brexit?
Millionaire-funded diehard loyalist forelock-tugging faction Scotland In Union published an extraordinary blog post yesterday.
Its 606 words comprised a sort of Caledonian Cringe Greatest Hits, allegedly penned by someone called Fiona Annesley (of whom we’re told nothing else, and who has no detectable online presence), but the line that particularly caught people’s eye was this:
The complete series so far. If you’ve got a story like this to tell, or you know anyone who does, Phantom Power want to hear from you – drop them a line.
I went to “Dunkirk” at the cinema today. If you want to know what it’s like, just watch this trailer 40 times in a row and save yourself the £12.
It’s a poor movie, disjointed and aimless and curiously lacking in tension or narrative given the real-life subject matter. (It’s remarkably short on dialogue, which is lucky because you can barely make out any of what little script or story there is from behind the endlessly howling one-note airhorn of the soundtrack. It’s a bit like someone filmed an IKEA assembly manual in live action during a Formula 1 race.)
But I couldn’t help thinking that part of the reason it was so unengaging was because it felt akin to watching a boxing match between two fighters you don’t like. If Mike Tyson took on Tyson Fury, would you cheer for the rapist or the anti-Semitic homophobe?
Today’s Daily Record covers the story we mentioned yesterday about a report from a Scottish Labour campaign group making the pretty factually-uncontestable point that the branch office’s dismal strategy in last month’s election held the UK party back.
Broadly speaking, the psychological phenomenon known as the Pollyanna Principle is a tendency to neurotically see the most positive possible view of a situation. It’s not generally widely found in newspapers – for whom bad news as a rule sells much better than good news – but for some reason the Scottish press makes a uniform exception when it comes to military shipbuilding.
This, for example, is today’s Herald:
Now, in itself that headline is – unusually – true, so far as it goes. But it only takes until the first sentence of the article text before things start to fall apart.
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Fit’s that ye say, Sooty? Why do James and Dave find it impossible to engage with the facts in my…” Jan 27, 17:43
Peter McAvoy on Shield Of The Phantom: “I forgot to mention earlier that due to the scrapping of double jeopardy,some in the COPFS would have pursued Alex…” Jan 27, 17:34
David Holden on Shield Of The Phantom: “I take it the site troll is getting paid by the word as he knows a lot and is not…” Jan 27, 17:26
James Barr Gardner on Shield Of The Phantom: “Woolwich Crown Court was intended to serve as a high-security courtroom and became the preferred venue for terrorism trials. A…” Jan 27, 17:09
Aidan on Shield Of The Phantom: “Of course that isn’t true at all Xaracen, in any way shape or form, the Lords Privilege Committee never said…” Jan 27, 16:59
James on Shield Of The Phantom: “You’re on drugs, right? Or is this supposed to be some half-arsed parody? Keep posting, it’s comedy gold – the…” Jan 27, 16:24
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: ““Our gap in legal knowledge is very evident. Scots are sorely lacking in lawyers with competence in treaty making” Just…” Jan 27, 16:20
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Xaracen You’ve accomplished the remarkable fact of agreeing with and even augmenting my claim whilst simultaneously avoiding acknowledging what it…” Jan 27, 16:14
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: ““the legal teams of all kinds in Scotland do not appear to share a brain” Our gap in legal knowledge…” Jan 27, 16:06
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “The NHS in its current form is unaffordable, James. The only reason you think it is affordable is because you…” Jan 27, 16:05
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Today, the body of the last remaining hostage is finally home. President Donald Trump gets a lot of stick from…” Jan 27, 15:47
Lorna Campbell on Shield Of The Phantom: “Sandie Peggie’s team are appealing, but I’m not at all sure they can appeal the substance, but, rather, the way…” Jan 27, 14:48
Xaracen on Shield Of The Phantom: “Hatey said; “the Kingdom Of Scotland existed virtually unbroken for near 9 centuries until 1707.” Not so, Hatey. According to…” Jan 27, 14:47
Peter McAvoy on Shield Of The Phantom: “Regarding the English courts being superior or prefered. I have no legal training or experience but I can say for…” Jan 27, 14:43
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “It is worthy of noting for a second time today that England altered its dates on a 1707 International recognised…” Jan 27, 14:13
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “The present problem in Scotland is us, all of us are pretending we have a Scottish parliament which for any…” Jan 27, 13:55
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “If the community in Scotland are sovereign first in the Scottish constitution then it is up to the people all…” Jan 27, 13:45
Lorna Campbell on Shield Of The Phantom: “That still does not explain why the errors were not simply random, but every one landed spot on the ‘trans’…” Jan 27, 13:37
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Alf Baird, It reads as I remembered, But here lies the contention with the pretendy Scottish parliament changing the laws…” Jan 27, 13:35
Cynicus on Shield Of The Phantom: ““ The law Lord in summing up said that a decision would be given in one week avizandum. But we…” Jan 27, 13:35
James on Shield Of The Phantom: “Effijy; Well said. It wasn’t Europe who planted unwanted nuclear bombs next to Scotland’s largest city or who have leeched…” Jan 27, 13:23
Cynicus on Shield Of The Phantom: ““The main issue is that an obvious mistake was made…..” ====== Should not the second word in the above statement…” Jan 27, 13:17
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: “Oor Scottish Constitution, in Scots an Englis: https://salvo.scot/scottish-constitution/” Jan 27, 12:15
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: “Yer hope has been realised Willie, its just got the go-ahead. Lets now see what legal acrobatics our imperial oppressor…” Jan 27, 11:58
willie on Shield Of The Phantom: “And while we are considering the matter of a lying dissembling judge and wider compromised judiciary where, o where, has…” Jan 27, 11:09
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Alf Baird, It does however confirm the Colony condition that Scotland has been claiming and goes further into the new…” Jan 27, 10:54
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Difficult to define Scotland position on Constitution regards monarchy, Scotland as a republic Country does not seem to taken up…” Jan 27, 10:38
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: “We should not be so shocked that a colonial government and justice system oppresses the people and ignores their cries…” Jan 27, 10:07
PC Foster on Shield Of The Phantom: “https://www.crowdjustice.com/case/why-i-am-suing-my-trade-union/ You are correct Colin 100%.” Jan 27, 09:50