Amid the horror of events in Catalonia yesterday, the Prime Minister of the UK – quite unintentionally – said something during an interview on the Andrew Marr Show which was highly pertinent not only to the Catalan referendum but to British domestic politics too. We thought it needed saving for the record.
As readers who were once children will probably recall, papier-mache is a substance in which incredibly flimsy material – such as tissue paper or newspaper – is turned into something rather more hard and durable by dint of combining multiple layers of it with a simple flour-and-water solution.
What’s less well-known is that the process also happens IN newspapers.
For a case study, let’s look at this article in today’s Times.
The Scottish Daily Mail almost explodes with fury over new crime statistics today:
Which is weird. Because there’s less crime in Scotland than there’s ever been at any time in modern history. How do we know that? Because the Mail tells us so.
We stuck this short clip up on YouTube yesterday as a throwaway while watching the Labour conference in slack-jawed astonishment (a visitor from an alien planet would have concluded it was the gathering of a party that had just won a landslide victory, not lost its third general election in a row), but on reflection it deserves a proper post.
If you know anything at all about the story of how female Glasgow City Council employees have fought for equal pay, you’ll probably be as outraged as we are at Baxter’s bulletproof brass neck. But the video actually demonstrates what appears to be Scottish Labour’s master strategy for winning back Scotland.
Labour will start their autumn conference in Brighton properly today, but the comrades have already been at the seaside over the weekend. We thought we’d see how the UK’s official alternative to the Tories was getting along.
This weekend’s Scottish Mail On Sunday carries a column from UK Cabinet Office minister Damian Green which, if anyone was still in any doubt, rings just about every warning bell imaginable in terms of the Tories’ plan to use Brexit to cripple devolution both in principle and in practice.
It’s tucked away on page 27 and doesn’t appear on the Mail’s website, but you can read the whole thing by clicking the pic above. And below, we’ve pulled out the key sentences that should have the blood of devolution-loving No voters running cold.
Angus on Narrowing the options: “Cynicus says: 3 July, 2026 at 5:10 pm “Whatever the demerits of COPFS, none of us, surely, would wish to…” Jul 4, 02:46
Angus on Narrowing the options: “Meanwhile, Sturgeon, poor estranged wife of the jailed embezzler Murrell, enjoying life in London: https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15947289/Nicola-Sturgeon-tipple-london-husband-SNP-embezzlement.html” Jul 4, 02:37
David Ferguson on Narrowing the options: “I’d be pretty confident in securing a conviction for fraud on the basis that no ring-fenced account was ever created,…” Jul 3, 23:54
BLMac on Narrowing the options: “Maybe we’ll see the Augean Stables cleaned before the next election.” Jul 3, 23:05
Skip_NC on Narrowing the options: “Sturgeon had no clue what she was parroting when she said that. It’s a minor point but I am curious…” Jul 3, 22:34
McDuff on Narrowing the options: “Your tenacity in this matter is a credit to you rev and I am reminded of a recurring line in…” Jul 3, 21:37
BH on Narrowing the options: “Looks like mate in 1. Neat zugzwang. Well played. Will they really play knockboardover?” Jul 3, 21:03
Iain Ross on Narrowing the options: “If, as Sturgeon says, the accounts are prepared on “a cash flow basis”, why do the notes to accounts show…” Jul 3, 20:58
Alf Baird on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““Cheap leccy!” In my analysis I found that most of the world’s oil rich nations also have the lowest energy…” Jul 3, 20:47
Stephen Cowley on Narrowing the options: “Nicola Sturgeon stated on camera that the SNP accounts were prepared “on a cash flow basis”. Presumably this means that…” Jul 3, 20:31
Hatey McHateface on Narrowing the options: “You can’t know that for sure, Mark, until you’ve worked your way through the OnlyFans directory. I hear Snooty Cow…” Jul 3, 20:28
Mark Beggan on Narrowing the options: “Did you see my clever use of words there? That snooty cow will never show her Blips. So we will…” Jul 3, 20:05
Andrea on Narrowing the options: “@cynicus, Actually “outwith” is a word I come across quite regularly, and I use it myself. I think I saw…” Jul 3, 20:04
Stuart MacKay on Narrowing the options: “I can just imagine the reply… It wasn’t in the public interest to prosecute someone for embezzling the public.” Jul 3, 19:57
Confused on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “main, unless you understand the market auction process and can explain what a CFD is, you need to STFU about…” Jul 3, 19:54
robertkknight on Narrowing the options: “Dripping with sarcasm….love it!” Jul 3, 19:52
TimePilot on Narrowing the options: “Meanwhile in London readers, looks like someone has turned to comfort eating and drinking…. (caution advised this is not pretty)…” Jul 3, 19:05
Hatey McHateface on Narrowing the options: “Surprised you’re still here. Thought you’d be at the funeral. Lasts until Thursday so there’s still time.” Jul 3, 19:01
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “So true, Wally the Winking Walrus. All over Scotland, facts fall into line to suit the first deployer of “bum…” Jul 3, 18:56
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Cheap leccy! Two words that tell us you haven’t a scooby what you’re wanging oan aboot. If you really, really…” Jul 3, 18:44
twathater on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “As always Confused, bang on the money , the only things holding us back is the progressive “Be Kind arseholes”…” Jul 3, 18:30
Captain Caveman on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““Keep believing your own prejudices.” Wow, that’s rich coming from you pal. 😀 Odious apologist.” Jul 3, 17:24
James on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““Confused” shoots ’em down in flames. Yet again lolz “None of you anglo bumboys has even the good sense to…” Jul 3, 17:23
Ian Smith on Narrowing the options: “Martin Guisler hinted that it wasn’t his colleague’s finest day that they considered the original missing funds investigation a big…” Jul 3, 17:12
Cynicus on Narrowing the options: “Andrea says: 3 July, 2026 at 2:28 pm “Ingathered” is my new word of the day.” ========== Like “outwith” it…” Jul 3, 17:10
Ian Smith on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Does doing well mean our medium income is so low that fewer class as poor? Poverty dropped during the 2008…” Jul 3, 17:05
Mark Beggan on Narrowing the options: “I think all could be forgiven if the KC showed Scotland her Blips live on TV.” Jul 3, 16:38