There’s so little happening in Scottish politics news today that we had to read David Torrance’s column in the Herald, and we must say we ended up pretty confused.
Not by the fact that it was a free half-page advert for a new Unionist “thinktank” set up by an angry unsuccessful dogfood salesman readers may be familiar with – there were no surprises to be found there from either Torrance or the Herald – but by the thinktank itself, which doesn’t seem to know its Arsenal from its Devil’s Elbow.
Quite a few remarkable things were said on last night’s STV debate between the two prospective leaders of the Labour Party branch office in Scotland. This one, though, was especially striking.
That’s Anas Sarwar denying three times that he was a part of the “Better Together” campaign with the Tories. A startled Colin Mackay claims to have seen photographs of Sarwar campaigning with BT, at which point Sarwar insists no, he merely appeared on TV debates which happened to also have Tory guests.
The above story is feeble enough as it stands, even allowing for it being a desperately slow news week for Scottish politics. Maureen Watt is 66 years old and has asthma, and making a pensioner with breathing difficulties sprint a mile to get to a speech on time probably isn’t the most cost-effective way for the Parliament to save four and a half quid, once you’ve factored in the cost of the ambulance and everything.
We struggled to summon up much more than a weary sigh about a story in a couple of the minor papers today (the Herald and Express), about a micro-scuffle at Saturday’s pro-indy rally in Glasgow. The most interesting thing about it appeared to be that the Express had written its article several hours before the event took place.
I apologise in advance to readers for the personal indulgence of this post.
Some months ago, quite coincidentally, I happened to avail myself of Twitter’s archive function, which allows users to download their entire tweet history. For various reasons I’ve been looking at it recently, and until I did I’d been unaware that it records not just a user’s own tweets, but also the tweets from other people that they’ve retweeted.
I’ve collected some of Wings’ tweets and retweets – in reverse chronological order – below. (Famously, of course, RTs aren’t necessarily endorsements, but you can decide on the underlying tone for yourself. Each of them links to the original tweet so you can see the whole conversation, or click on the links being referenced.)
They’re all on one subject, by way of illustration, because Twitter is a transient medium full of people all too eager to jump at the slightest excuse to make spurious and hateful allegations about everything (and anyone) under the sun to serve their own agendas, and for the sake of the future of human discourse it’s worth remembering that nothing exists in isolation or free of context, and we shouldn’t jump too easily to conclusions.
This was Scottish Tory uberdunce Jamie Greene a few weeks ago, bitterly attacking the SNP for spending £22,000 on consulting the public over a policy on which the party won a landslide victory in the 2016 Holyrood election.
You might think that a government pursuing the manifesto policies it was elected on was a pretty legitimate thing to do, especially when it was asking voters for their views in order to shape that policy. Perhaps Greene was confused because the Tories have been acting as if they, not the SNP, won the election. But that raises another question.
Earlier today we reported on the mysterious failure of the Herald to notice that its front page lead story about supposedly poor ScotRail punctuality figures made a number of serious errors with regard to the facts, most notably confusing the excellent figures for last month with a 12-month rolling average which was significantly worse.
But as we read the rest of the papers, we noticed the oddest thing.
Today’s Daily Record covers the story we mentioned yesterday about a report from a Scottish Labour campaign group making the pretty factually-uncontestable point that the branch office’s dismal strategy in last month’s election held the UK party back.
Young Lochinvar on Before Action: “Happy anniversary today of the 1542 battle of Haddon Rig, where the superior invading English forces of Bowes were annihilated…” Aug 24, 00:00
Caledonia on Before Action: “If as a lot of people think the police or crown office/judges is corrupt or biased or incompetent how can…” Aug 23, 23:17
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: ““I knew you would reply” I honestly didn’t know you would make that claim. “Clearly you missed that” Perhaps I…” Aug 23, 22:49
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““expanding a department to include more varied voices, even if their credentials are lesser, at least to start with, is…” Aug 23, 22:35
WhorattledYourCage on Before Action: “I knew you would reply. Thank you for your kind, meaningless dismissal of what I wrote, with the confusion-inducing invitation…” Aug 23, 22:16
Mark Beggan on Before Action: “Copy Paste! Cambridge standard. You won’t be saying that when I get my scholarship.” Aug 23, 21:21
Southernbystander on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Hatey, what interests me is what an EDI hire actually consists of. We know that positive discrimination as an official…” Aug 23, 21:07
Mark Beggan on Before Action: “Emojis were something your little sister put in her scrapbook.” Aug 23, 21:04
Willie on Before Action: “Those in the police and copfs who conspire to make false witness, or to cove up and conceal a crime…” Aug 23, 21:02
Mark Beggan on Before Action: “Generation X mate we used to just spray it on the walls.” Aug 23, 21:01
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “An interesting boy, Cesaire. As that intercontinental hybrid, the Afro-Caribbean, he ended up a big political cheese in Martinique. All…” Aug 23, 20:36
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Coming up 3 years now in October, there’s been a concerted effort by the omnicause left to redefine the meaning…” Aug 23, 20:15
Mark Beggan on Before Action: “I don’t think that was Crankys idea. A bit to complex for her. The Marxists were responsible, The Better People…” Aug 23, 20:05
Alf Baird on Before Action: ““any civilised person” Perhaps we should not confuse civilization and colonialism. There are no human values in colonialism whose objective…” Aug 23, 20:01
Spartan 117 on Before Action: “All correct. I wouldn’t hold my breath for the Uniparty as they’re equally complicit in keeping the smelly dealings here…” Aug 23, 18:49
Spartan 117 on Before Action: “The correct answer from any civilised person is of course “any racism is bad”, regardless of its direction, intention or…” Aug 23, 18:42
Aidan on Before Action: “You feel you’re being subjected to a genocide do you Alf?” Aug 23, 18:36
gm on Before Action: “Cheers Andy. Yes, the appointment of the current Information Commissioner was against the tide. His office has my confidence now.…” Aug 23, 18:27
Alf Baird on Before Action: “Typical of colonialists to ignore the far more destructive even genocidal ‘aggressive racism’ of imperialism and focus only on the…” Aug 23, 18:19
twathater on Before Action: “The compiled segment of the youtube interviews “ME TO YOU” clearly shows the mendacity of both participants, the copper is…” Aug 23, 18:06
Young Lochinvar on Before Action: “HMcH Yer just being silly now..” Aug 23, 18:05
Spartan 117 on Before Action: “So, Racism is acceptable if it’s by the colonized. Do you agree with this, Alf?” Aug 23, 17:43
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “With the help of a goddess – how primitive to believe in supernatural intervention! 🙂 In our more enlightened and…” Aug 23, 15:12
Andy Wiltshire on Before Action: “Express: https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/decision-not-charge-nicola-sturgeon-37583072 National Scot has it too – David Hamilton is saying the decision to to charge NS ‘merits scrutiny’,…” Aug 23, 15:12
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Good racism and bad racism, is it Alf? The kind you were posting about recently, originating in TA. Is that…” Aug 23, 15:00
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Scotland’s Mammie wanted us to have Baby Boxes. Dependence on the state starting from our first breath. But that was…” Aug 23, 14:52
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Nobody manages to push the idea that Indy will never, ever work quite like Confused. If/when Indy comes, its success…” Aug 23, 14:40
Alf Baird on Before Action: ““It’s the “right” form of racism, you see.” We discussed the racism of the colonizer and its effects, which Fanon…” Aug 23, 14:31
Mark Beggan on Before Action: “@Northy Thanks for expanding on that. Of course I got it from social media! Do you think I hang around…” Aug 23, 14:20
gm on Before Action: “I’m searching, Andy for information commissioner, David Hamilton, etc and can’t find anything more recent than a month or two…” Aug 23, 13:46