Hats off to the SNP. Every time we think that the party’s leadership election can’t get any more absurdly farcical, they pull something extra-mad out of the bag.
After this happened yesterday, it suddenly become “known” across the Scottish media that the SNP NEC was going to hold an extraordinary meeting in order to authorise the release of the membership figures after all three candidates demanded them.
Some of the country’s most senior hacks, including BBC Scotland’s Political Editor and the editor of the Daily Record, sombrely informed their readers of the development.
We’ve been telling you for quite some time now that after eight wasted years of doing absolutely nothing with endless mandates, the SNP establishment want to back away from the party’s defining goal of Scottish independence and settle in for some lovely cosy lifelong careers at Westminster and in the devolved Holyrood, with well-paid staffer jobs for all their pals, followed by tidy £50,000-a-year pensions.
In fairness, you can’t really accuse them of hiding it any more.
The faint hearts and pension-seekers of the SNP think that their time has come – the moment when the party’s pursuit of independence can be quietly downgraded to a vague long-term aspiration that will ensure their seats on the gravy train for decades.
Starting at noon tomorrow is your very last chance to stop them.
There is growing domestic and international attention on my plan to use the ballot box to decide whether Scotland becomes an independent country.
I have the only plan that has historic precedent, can be delivered legally by Scotland alone, moves us beyond the referendum stalemate, and today I can confirm that this plan is supported by 93% of SNP voters and 52% of Scottish voters.
While idly browsing Twitter this morning, we made a startling discovery triggered by the SNP leadership election, and it was this: nobody in Scotland really knows what the nation’s law on abortion is.
It was prompted by these two tweets, both of which appear to be true:
The thing they agree on is that Humza Yousaf has just declared that he wants to change the law around abortion so that women can abort babies in Scotland solely on the grounds that they don’t like which sex they are. And that seems like something that should probably be bigger news.
But until this morning we’d regarded Kate Forbes as a decent consolation prize – no plan for indy, but at least someone who’d lead to the withdrawal of the toxic Scottish Greens from government and probably a mass exodus of the SNP’s Twitler Youth, leaving the party in a better place to rebuild for the future.
And after her disappointing chickening-out from the vote on the Gender Recognition Reform bill, we’d been impressed at the fortitude she’d shown by carrying on in the contest after the (justifiable) furore around her views on abortion and equal marriage, and her combative showing in Tuesday night’s STV debate.
Erin Lux, the co-convener of the extremist SNP affiliate Out For Independence, is the ultra-woke Canadian activist who tried to have Forbes kicked out of the election for “transphobia” almost as soon as she’d declared her candidacy.
OFI, whose membership is measured in dozens, has a disproportionate influence on policy but a microscopic percentage of votes in the election. The chances of any of its members ever voting for Kate Forbes under any circumstances are less than nil. She could have waded into the crowd and decapitated Lux with a chainsaw for all the difference it would have made to the number of votes she’s going to get from OFI.
But Forbes still folded like a deckchair in a hurricane.
The great unknown in the SNP leadership contest is an extremely significant one: who are the voters? Nobody but Peter Murrell really knows how many members the party has, but almost nobody believes the claimed number of over 100,000. (Our guess, based on pretty much nothing but a gut feeling, is 75,000 plus or minus 5000.)
But more to the point, nobody knows who they are. The average member age in most political parties is over 50, and according to figures published in 2019, more than 80% of SNP members are over 40, with half of those being over 60. There’s also an almost 3:2 bias in favour of men.
Humza Yousaf will not be the next First Minister of Scotland. We’re calling it now. His trainwreck of a performance on last night’s leadership election debate on STV dealt a blow to his chances that we can’t see him recovering from, and the SNP establishment is now under such intense scrutiny over the electoral process that the chances of a fix being orchestrated by Peter Murrell are receding fast.
In the debate Yousaf declared that Nicola Sturgeon was the best politician in the UK, that he wasn’t as good as her, and that she’d failed to find a successful strategy for independence and therefore he couldn’t either.
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Northcode on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Every time… NOO, adv. Also nou, nu (Abd. 1829 A. Cruickshank Poems 34; Sh. 1914 Angus Gl.). Gen. (exc. s.)…” Feb 27, 13:54
Northcode on The Tactics Of Suicide: ““I don’t like to mention it, Northy…” Then why mention it… ye prick (I don’t think of you as a…” Feb 27, 13:47
Confused on The Tactics Of Suicide: “In our multi party voting systems you get 3-4 parties with around 20-30 percent support and they argue fiercely about…” Feb 27, 13:43
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “C’moan noo, Sven. It’s a classic example of the Scottish Cringe. There’s not one of us who hasn’t been thoroughly…” Feb 27, 13:06
Sven on The Tactics Of Suicide: “I don’t like to mention it, Northy, however the only “pedantic prick”, (i don’t think of you as such and…” Feb 27, 12:54
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Seeing as how you mention it, Northy, if you intend to abbreviate “fucking” to “fuckin'”, then you need to be…” Feb 27, 12:50
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Looks like there was quite a bit of electoral fraud going on, x. Par for the course in these constituencies.…” Feb 27, 12:18
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “If you can’t keep up your Scots to the end of your post, Northy, surely it’s unreasonable to expect Scots…” Feb 27, 12:15
Northcode on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Correction (before some cunt whines aboot it): ‘excusive’ should read ‘ exclusive’. Nou fuck aff the lot o ye, ye…” Feb 27, 12:10
Northcode on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Nou the poleetics o Scotlan’ be the poleetics o Ingland cleithed i’ ill-suitit tairtan custume… and thae hauds sma chairm…” Feb 27, 11:56
agentx on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Gorton & Denton results Green Party – 14,980 – 40.7% Reform UK – 10,578 – 28.7% Labour Party – 9,364…” Feb 27, 11:43
TURABDIN on The Tactics Of Suicide: “ACCORDING to the Times of India her Urdu stretches as far as hello, goodbye, vote green and ramadhan mubarak, which…” Feb 27, 11:26
robertkknight on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Funny how certain folk talk about list votes and voting SNP versus unionist… How can people still think there’s a…” Feb 27, 11:20
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Indeed, Alf. Beats me why nobody has ever painted that on the side of a bus. Indy would be an…” Feb 27, 11:14
TURABDIN on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Evidently England is nearing its existential Beachy Head. Scotland might enjoy the view, chained to its «partner», before tumbling into…..…” Feb 27, 11:01
Alf Baird on The Tactics Of Suicide: ““…it’s Scotland which is subsidising England to the tune of £150 billion each and every year..” Yes indeed, the UK…” Feb 27, 10:39
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Seems to be agreement across the board, Bob. Brexit hurt UK GDP growth by around 7%. But what price independence,…” Feb 27, 10:31
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “If she wants to put up in your “consistency”, Cynicus, I’ll support that myself. Just to find out what it…” Feb 27, 10:18
CynIcus on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Is there anything to stop Hannah Spencer standing for the Scottish Parliament in May? . If she wants to put…” Feb 27, 09:56
Sven on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Indeed, articulate in both English and Urdu I believe, although I’m not sure she mentioned to her Urdu speaking electorate…” Feb 27, 09:22
robertkknight on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Post Brexit dust-settling now sees much in the way of buyer’s regret… Boris’s Brexit Bonus and it’s Blue Passport saw…” Feb 27, 09:21
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: ““down to earth and very articulate” Sure, Cynicus, so articulate she even learned her new constituency’s first language – Urdu.…” Feb 27, 09:16
The Flying Iron of Doom on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Historians, help me out here – was it Iran in which the hard-left once sought to attain power by becoming…” Feb 27, 08:43
Cynicus on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Congrats to Hannah Spencer, Victor of Gorton and Denton The English Greens are not as mad as ours here in…” Feb 27, 08:42
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Why would you describe a Green candidate (now MP) who campaigned in Urdu as English? Just curious!” Feb 27, 08:15
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “I think we all need to take some time out to reflect today. The country has lost a plumber. She…” Feb 27, 08:09
Bilbo on The Tactics Of Suicide: “I see that the English Greens won in the English by-election yesterday. Everybody is cheering them on as they defeated…” Feb 27, 07:45
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “A fascinating insight, Mark. In your legal counsel’s dealings with ScotGov, was it always a foregone conclusion you would serve…” Feb 27, 07:40
Debatable Lands on The Tactics Of Suicide: “The problem isn’t one of policy or ideology, it is a problem of competence and corruption. In both England and…” Feb 27, 07:14