Ladies and gentlemen, meet the new World Speed-Reading Champion:
Almost 1200 words in 15 seconds is mighty impressive going in anyone’s book. (Either that or it’s REALLY slow for a 12-word tweet.) But we wondered if there might be any other reason why Mrs Angus Robertson wouldn’t want people reading that article.
We’ve just been out for our evening constitutional in the relatively cool night air (Bath sweltered at an oppressive 30C today and Bear Patrol was pretty gruelling), and we thought readers might be interested in what we saw.
The city has observed lockdown with great diligence, as we’ve previously documented, and to be honest we’re not sufficiently familiar with the latest rules to say it wasn’t still doing so tonight. But a nearby park, around 9.30pm, was a disconcerting scene.
The ramifications for Scottish politics of the failed stitch-up of Alex Salmond over false allegations of sexual abuse have hardly begun to be felt. The Parliamentary inquiry into the affair, which formally began yesterday and is due to start interviewing people in August, looks set to be swamped in material – or at least, whatever material hasn’t been quietly and conveniently disposed of already – and nobody knows how long it’ll take to reach any sort of conclusion.
It seems a safe bet that the SNP leadership will be praying it doesn’t do so before the 2021 Holyrood election, for all sorts of reasons – not least that it appears beyond any credible doubt that Nicola Sturgeon lied to Parliament about the investigation.
But while Salmond was found innocent on every charge, he continues to be attacked from behind a shield of anonymity by the accusers that the mainly-female jury declined to believe, supported and co-ordinated by organisations funded almost entirely by the Scottish Government and with very close personal links to it.
So when we were putting out our latest Panelbase poll, we thought we’d find out what the people of Scotland thought about it.
Now, as we noted earlier this month, that might just be down to people getting weary of false dawns. But it might also indicate that a measure of realism is belatedly beginning to dawn on the Yes movement about the lack of connection between nice poll numbers and actually securing another referendum.
We had a little mini-poll out with Panelbase this week, readers. Given that the SNP are currently still insisting that they need ANOTHER mandate at the ballot box to secure a second independence referendum (by our count that would be the tenth), we thought we’d see how many people believed this cunning plan would work.
The results, we suspect, will not amaze you.
Scottish voters, it turns out, aren’t completely stupid.
We’re pretty sure they used the same “separating rival groups” phrasing at Tianenmen Square too, but we’d have to go and check. Meanwhile, here’s what really happened.
We’ve noticed a fair few Unionists this week proudly claiming that an independent Scotland would have been too broke to survive the coronavirus pandemic. They might not listen to our many and comprehensive rebuttals, but maybe they’d heed the words of Tony Blair, from way back in October 1987:
The sliding doors of history, there, readers. When Unionists tell you Scotland is feeble, remember who made it that way, and never forget how it could have been.
I still don’t like JK Rowling, for reasons I set out earlier this week. I certainly never in a million years imagined I’d ever find myself in a position where I respected her 50 times more than I do Nicola Sturgeon.
Captain Caveman on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Didn’t realise they still sold Tippex Thinners.” Aug 20, 13:10
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Just what Scotland needs. The dead weight of a lost cause dragging us down.” Aug 20, 13:08
sam on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “I ask this question of Search Assist. “when he speaks of a colonial mindset on his blog theme1 what is…” Aug 20, 13:08
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Finer minds than mine have opined that all Indy has to do is grow support from around 50% to a…” Aug 20, 13:06
Confused on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Successful colonisation proceeds with the same psychological dynamics as a successful r4pe; first there is “courtship”, then the trap is…” Aug 20, 13:01
Spartan 117 on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “There are many conflicting posts here, some of which – on both sides – are making compelling points, whilst others…” Aug 20, 12:31
Colin Alexander on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Craig Murray is back at the Court of Session today regarding the proscription of Palestine Action as a terrorist organisation…” Aug 20, 12:29
Mark Beggan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Accepting a few truths will help. A. This country does not belong to you. It existed before you were born…” Aug 20, 12:22
Captain Caveman on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “We discussed this at length previously very recently: https://wingsoverscotland.com/the-nobodies/#comment-3427621” Aug 20, 12:04
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““the unelected head of this imperial ‘force’ (and farce) in Scotland … the lord advocate” Actually elected by a majority…” Aug 20, 11:36
Alf Baird on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““..then get aff yer flabby erses, organise, campaign, plan, publicise..” That is precisely what many of us ex SNP members…” Aug 20, 11:35
Captain Caveman on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “As both I and many others have pointed out to you previously, political grievances (unavoidable for any inevitably imperfect alliance)…” Aug 20, 11:27
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Interesting how questions can be phrased so as to lead to a specific answer. Take this one: “Is it possible…” Aug 20, 11:16
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““HR and the UK’s so-called ‘Scottish Government’ is composed of agents and colonialists tasked with preventing independence and rupturing the…” Aug 20, 11:03
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Yes – in a nutshell that is a sensible perspective, I’d only add that the extent of the rhetorical inflation…” Aug 20, 10:55
Northcode on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “I’ve been thinking about… stuff. And after thinking about stuff I asked myself this question: Could it be that an…” Aug 20, 10:14
Alf Baird on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““As for the contemporary role of Lord Advocate. The holder requires a recommendation from the FM, and ratification of that…” Aug 20, 10:14
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Remember, folks, as you go about your lawful business today, in Scotland’s cities, towns, and dear, green places. Don’t rape…” Aug 20, 08:33
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “And as I’ve explained, that is absolute nonsense, the COPFS will have enough information on exactly who made and authorised…” Aug 20, 08:07
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““Nobody in Scotland can make the lord advocate ‘answerable to the Scottish people’ until such time as we are no…” Aug 19, 22:18
Williams on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Re D: As Nothcode said earlier, it’s difficult to prosecute an individual for fraud when an institution did it, under…” Aug 19, 22:02
Alf Baird on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““You’re not going to reply to my earlier question about why there’s no popular, democratic campaign to make the role…” Aug 19, 21:49
Mark Beggan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Another interesting comment. It is not enough for legal action to compensate the victims. People must go to jail for…” Aug 19, 21:46
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Show some respect, Mark. It’s an insult to a marathon runner to call him a jogger.” Aug 19, 18:54
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““the ongoing United Nations decolonization initiative by the Scottish people” Gies a brek indeed, Alf. Somebody should ask 100 random…” Aug 19, 18:38
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Of course here we go again, the actions of the 73 MSP’s, elected by the Scottish electorate, are all the…” Aug 19, 18:30
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Check out Saffron Robe at 3:42 pm Anybody with an internet connection can type in: “Who appoints Scotland’s Lord Advocate”…” Aug 19, 18:24
Alf Baird on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““The holder requires a recommendation from the FM, and ratification of that recommendation by the HR parliament.” Gies a brek…” Aug 19, 18:08
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “I mind being absolutely horrified when, as a youngster, I read about what happens to the babies born into the…” Aug 19, 18:03