It is our solemn duty to inform readers that deranged, shovel-handed Scottish Greens member and known associate of rapists and paedophiles Scott “Heather” Herbert has taken the hump at a Wings article from yesterday in which he was satirically featured.
He filed a malicious false copyright claim with YouTube which resulted in a silent video clip from the article showcasing his comically gigantic man-hands being scheduled for deletion, despite Herbert owning no copyright in the video (it’s the property of TalkTV, who have raised no objections to it) and having no legal standing to file any complaint.
But YouTube’s abysmal automated structures operate on the basis that all complaints are intrinsically valid, and allow absolutely no way for Wings to appeal this decision.
He popped up on Talk TV last night, explaining how a middle-aged man twerking at a number of very young children – some of whom seemed visibly distressed – during a recent Pride march was fine because maybe the children had asked him to (which they manifestly hadn’t), and anyway it was their parents’ fault that it happened.
And, y’know, readers can make their own judgements about that.
Hannah Graf MBE (below, right, receiving the decoration from Prince William in 2019 for his “work updating LGBTQ policy in the British Army”) is a very strange fella.
Here are three recent newspaper stories. This one’s from two weeks ago:
A wealthy businessman, related to an SNP MP, is alleged to have donated tens of thousands of pounds in envelopes to the party which it is claimed have unlawfully not been recorded with the Electoral Commission.
Tuesday’s front page headline in The National was roughly the political equivalent of introducing yourself to your new next-door neighbour by saying “Hi, nice to meet you, I’m Jimmy from No.22 and it definitely wasn’t me who killed your cat last night”.
Humza Yousaf’s great masterplan of an independence strategy is imploding faster than the OceanGate Titan, and scarcely any less disastrously. And unless you’re one of the colleagues, family or friends of the tragic victims on board the doomed vessel, it’s even more painful to watch.
24 hours on, pretty much everyone seems to have come to the same conclusion (with the assistance of briefings from the FM himself) about Humza Yousaf’s “independence strategy” as the one Wings saw immediately yesterday, namely that he’s taken Nicola Sturgeon’s flawed version of a de-facto referendum and made it even less credible.
In as far as they’re talking about it at all, anyway.
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “I’m sorry but that’s a 180 degree inversion, at the moment the U.K. Government has a legal veto over the…” Mar 16, 17:21
Sven on Looking up at the stars: “I posted nothing relative to Geri, Northy. My remark was addressed to Chas, regarding his use of an incorrect apostrophe…” Mar 16, 17:09
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: ““Would you care to translate the above phrase into Pictish?” Aye, nae bother: “oor superior Pictish leid”… ther ye go,…” Mar 16, 17:03
Alf Baird on Looking up at the stars: “Fearghas, there are many different Scots words that also correspond to e.g. Norwegian, German, Dutch equivalents, also Latin and French…” Mar 16, 16:49
Young Lochinvar on Looking up at the stars: “Happy anniversary tomorrow of the 1328 Treaty of Northampton- Edinburgh where the English finally acknowledged they had lost the war…” Mar 16, 16:38
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Looking up at the stars: “Alf, Yet BK in ‘Mither Tongue’ writes: « Scots is descended from Northumbrian. Due to the different linguistic developments in…” Mar 16, 16:13
Alf Baird on Looking up at the stars: “A fowk shoud nivver be affrontit wi thair ain langage…. unless that is thay’ve been thoraely colonized by anither langage…” Mar 16, 16:10
100%Yes on Looking up at the stars: “Trans is less than 1% of the population this is why the SNP run by the British state made trans…” Mar 16, 16:00
Alf Baird on Looking up at the stars: “Just as the Picts were descended from the neolithic peoples who inhabited Scotland, so Scots speakin fowk must be descended…” Mar 16, 15:51
sarah on Looking up at the stars: “@ Lorncal: Allan Petrie has joined ISP. I don’t know if you saw my reply to your previous comment where…” Mar 16, 15:51
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: ““the restoration of her people’s sovereignty must come before everything else” Here ye gang, Northy. Fixed it fer ye: “the…” Mar 16, 15:29
Lorncal on Looking up at the stars: “Sorry, Rev and commentators: just checked more deeply. Allan is stepping down; but Ash Regan is standing in Edinburgh East,…” Mar 16, 15:27
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: ““Scots will decide. In a vote. After public consultation” After the mobile gas chambers have made at least one pass,…” Mar 16, 15:24
Sven on Looking up at the stars: ““Any of your deranged scribblings'” seems to me to read, in full, “any of your deranged scribbling is.” , Chas.…” Mar 16, 15:23
Lorncal on Looking up at the stars: “Sven/Mark: agreed. I could weep for what these ‘woke’ people have done to my country and my sex. You only…” Mar 16, 15:21
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Our devolved HR administration officially recognises 24 genders. It is only Indy that will allow us to enforce equal representation…” Mar 16, 15:19
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “It’ll be for Scots to decide after independence. That was Salmonds view too. It’d go to a public consultation. Exactly…” Mar 16, 15:11
100%Yes on Looking up at the stars: “Independence has to come first with Independence woman can truly be protected by our laws and not a foreign country’s.…” Mar 16, 15:08
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “So, Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh, you have the temerity to come on here, denying the veracity of the Declaration Of Arbroath. Either…” Mar 16, 15:07
sarah on Looking up at the stars: “@ Lorncal: Don’t despair. I heard Roddy say that he and 52% of the population disagree with Craig’s view that…” Mar 16, 15:01
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Ken fit ye’ve mad me dae noo, Alf? Brak ma solemn voo, that’s fit. Ah guess Ah’ll jist hae tae…” Mar 16, 14:57
MaryB on Looking up at the stars: “Lorncal, Sven, Alan P, etc Don’t you realise that you’ve fallen into a trap? Gender ideology was set up as…” Mar 16, 14:56
Cynicus on Looking up at the stars: “Northcode says: “…… oor superior Pictish leid…. ======== Would you care to translate the above phrase into Pictish?” Mar 16, 14:54
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “I thought CM had embraced his inner tea towel? The idea that his new pals are genuinely interested in progressive…” Mar 16, 14:50
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “Liberation from oppression is the only game to be played in Scotland; everything else can wait until that is achieved……” Mar 16, 14:46
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Only a matter of time, Northy, until Professor Baird asks you and Geri to join him at one of his…” Mar 16, 14:46
Young Lochinvar on Looking up at the stars: “HMcH Don’t let me hold you back. Mind you isn’t that book just what you call “ancient guff”?” Mar 16, 14:21
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “That’ll teach ye, Sven… ye got a pat oan yer heid aff an Inglis fir bein a guid wee Scotti…” Mar 16, 14:21
Mark Beggan on Looking up at the stars: “I’m afraid it’s gone beyond that. What Lornical says is what I thought a few years ago and it’s got…” Mar 16, 14:19
