When someone sent us a link last week to a picture of an Anas Sarwar election leaflet, we were immediately struck by the fact that it had the weird characteristic of being ostensibly handwritten but underlining every word in a sentence individually, which reminded us of one we’d seen from Douglas Alexander back in January.
So after a busy weekend of saving stray cats from going blind, we went to dig the two leaflets out, in the modest hope of getting a quick cheap joke about them both using the same fake-handwriting font. But instead we got a bit of a surprise.
This is how Scotland is seen in the largest part of the UK today. There’s nothing at all new about Scots being portrayed as “stealing” money rightfully belonging to England, of course, nor in the stereotype depicted by the Jimmy hat. It’s the word on the placard that tells the story: “immigrant”.
A lot of people this week quoted a line supposedly from the former Labour cabinet minister Roy Jenkins, which runs “a statement is only interesting if a sane man could say the opposite”. We haven’t been able to verify if he ever really said that or not, but it doesn’t really matter, because it’s true either way.
If you ask them on social media, Labour MPs and activists will all hotly deny that the party signed up to the Conservatives’ plan for £30bn of austerity cuts in the next five years. It’ll be interesting to see whether they try to continue doing so in the light of Ed Balls’ appearance on the Andrew Marr Show this morning.
Alert readers will have noticed that this week we’ve been fascinated by the differences between the mostly-identical Scottish and English editions of The Sun. For example, the editorial below from today’s English edition doesn’t make it across the border.
Here’s a clip from last night’s Question Time from Leeds, in which Anna Soubry MP for the Conservatives, Lucy Powell MP for Labour, Charles Kennedy MP for the Lib Dems, ardent Unionist Ian Hislop from Private Eye and various audience members spent 20 minutes attacking the SNP, with no SNP representative present.
(The closest thing was Natalie Bennett, leader of the Greens in England and Wales, who was relentlessly mocked, derided and harangued from all sides for most of the programme’s duration, including by the “anti-establishment” Hislop.)
It seems to us that the solution to the problem is simple.
For some time, readers, we’ve been puzzling to ourselves about quite why the idea of having to work with the SNP in the UK parliament enrages the Labour Party quite so much. Because it doesn’t make any rational sense.
Indeed, on any intelligent analysis the arrangement currently suggested by opinion polls is a dream outcome for the party. Think about it logically for a moment. Minority government lifts the burden of responsibility from your shoulders – there’s always someone else to blame if you bail on a manifesto promise, because you can say “We didn’t have a majority to push it through”.
(The SNP, it should of course be recorded, took advantage of this benefit of minority government more than once at Holyrood between 2007 and 2011)
But in Labour’s specific case in 2015, there’s what seems an even bigger boon.
Unionist politicians, journalists and trolls have barely been able to contain themselves with glee at today’s figures suggesting that Scotland’s economy was weaker in the last fiscal year than in previous years (though still healthy). We’ll keep this short.
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I think you are overestimating the scale of the challenge here Northcode. I don’t believe for example, that donors would…” Jul 3, 07:17
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “It’s actually more revealing than that. I think it’s extremely likely that one of the KC’s was Dorothy Bain KC,…” Jul 3, 06:29
Northcode on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Ring?fenced should, of course, read ring-fenced. I changed text editors recently and it looks like the new one is inserting…” Jul 3, 05:50
Northcode on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “The “ring?fenced” status itself is legally ambiguous. Unless the SNP created a legally distinct fund, with formal restrictions and clear…” Jul 3, 05:29
Skip_NC on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Are you using the same counsel that drafted the original correspondence. If so, it’s high time COPFS paid attention to…” Jul 3, 03:38
twathater on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “IF you were to go forward for a judicial review of the COPFS decision to IGNORE the THEFT of the…” Jul 3, 03:27
Young Lochinvar on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “There’s always the possibility that it’s just the sheer laziness of these characters. Umpteen KCs looked at it but it’s…” Jul 3, 01:16
David Ferguson on Tuning In The Shine: “I cannot understand why Beattie stood again… Beattie didn’t “stand”. There was no fresh election after the elected treasurer and…” Jul 3, 01:12
Young Lochinvar on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “One of the “chaps”.. Job well done and all that “old girl”.. Who’ll ever forget her embarrassing performance down in…” Jul 3, 00:54
Angus on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “The lying scum who dictated that reply claims: “The further information you have provided – – – does not raise…” Jul 3, 00:34
Young Lochinvar on Tuning In The Shine: “F Correct. It’s called obfuscation. Plus, the whole “who are you” thing, what job did you do, are you just…” Jul 3, 00:27
Young Lochinvar on Tuning In The Shine: “S @ 3.27 I’m afraid the answer to that is probably extremely unpalatable to the bulk..” Jul 3, 00:06
Frazerio on Tuning In The Shine: “Yeah but, Only thing I’d pick them up on, they taglined it as something like ‘Why Wings wont let the…” Jul 2, 23:31
John McDonald on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Giving the money back wasn’t the only option. The SNP could easily have offered donors the ability to have their…” Jul 2, 23:28
Alasdair Roy on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “When all this is finally over will the Rev. Campbell please turn some of his considerable forensic abilities and rhetoric…” Jul 2, 22:32
GM on Tuning In The Shine: “Truer today than at any time in my life.” Jul 2, 22:09
Mark Beggan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Everybody Knows.. “Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows the war is…” Jul 2, 21:00
GB on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “and now Dorothy Bain has been appointed as a Judge according to the Herald” Jul 2, 19:50
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Tuning In The Shine: “A speaker of Irish would most likely pronounce the name as: “Ma-gila-WAAN” Some no doubt would say “VAAN” (as would…” Jul 2, 19:40
BigJay on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I note that the former Lord Advocate has received a suitable reward for her sterling service in the role. The…” Jul 2, 19:10
100%Yes on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “A deal has been agreed Peter would admit A and B-Z would be ignored. What no one expect was a…” Jul 2, 18:58
100%Yes on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Sarah, is it a case no one is prepared to put their name to it!!” Jul 2, 18:51
Mike on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Rev, curious to know what options are on the table? Much like the Indy Referendum and WM repeatedly saying no,…” Jul 2, 18:47
Scotspine on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “COPFS are simply going to tough this out. They dont answer to anyone……well maybe except some folk in Thames House,…” Jul 2, 18:47
Potace on Tuning In The Shine: “Martin Guissler jumping to the defence of St Nicola. Colour me shocked” Jul 2, 18:33