The reality-TV let’s say “personality” Kelly Given – who Wings readers previously met on a trip to New York for Tartan Week with a raft of SNP let’s say “celebrities” a couple of months ago – has been off on another nice holiday.
Last night she told both the viewers of BBC Scotland’s “Seven Days” that she’d just spent three weeks on an island in Greece, where apparently she was quite shocked to discover that the Mediterranean nation was hot in July.
When Humza Yousaf was campaigning to be elected leader of the SNP, he pledged that he would be not only the First Minister, but also the “First Activist”. It transpired that this in fact meant chapping a few doors in Dundee, just down the road from his home in Broughty Ferry (and on the way to his Glasgow constituency).
But what might a real “First Activist” have done with the position and power?
While idly browsing Twitter this morning, we made a startling discovery triggered by the SNP leadership election, and it was this: nobody in Scotland really knows what the nation’s law on abortion is.
It was prompted by these two tweets, both of which appear to be true:
The thing they agree on is that Humza Yousaf has just declared that he wants to change the law around abortion so that women can abort babies in Scotland solely on the grounds that they don’t like which sex they are. And that seems like something that should probably be bigger news.
The recently-restored Wings Twitter account has a little over 56,000 followers, the vast bulk of them accumulated at a time when this site had far less reason to criticise the SNP or the Scottish Government. So while this poll isn’t scientific, the indy-friendly nature of the respondent base makes it pretty interesting.
Those numbers closely mirror what every actual proper poll tells us about Scottish people’s opinion of the GRR itself – they oppose it by margins of between 3:1 and 4:1. So if the Scottish Government is counting on the UK’s intervention to increase support for independence, frankly it looks like they’re onto a massive loser.
…by which we mean “IQs in the history of the Scottish Parliament”.
Put a cushion on your desk before you start listening to this, gang, or you might hurt your jaw. Because surely nobody quite as paralysingly, catastrophically thick as this clueless, bumbling, deranged and dangerous imbecile has ever been allowed to make the laws of Scotland before. We wouldn’t let her make orange squash, to be honest.
And yes, we’re including Kezia Dugdale and Jamie Greene in that reckoning.
A few months ago, we all had a good chuckle at Pete Wishart’s screeching 180-degree turn on the subject of using a plebiscitary election for independence, a strategy which switched overnight from “suicidal, disastrous fringe lunacy with no hope of success” to “genius plan Nicola herself came up with”.
But after that crude ad-hoc field patch, we’re delighted to be able to report that Pete has submitted himself to SNP HQ for a full operating system update and is now fully compliant with the New Truth.
The newest Panelbase poll, which shows a narrow lead for independence, was an “omnibus” one with questions provided by multiple clients, including Wings and the Sunday Times. The questions we’re about to show you were asked by the ST rather than ourselves, but their results are deeply disturbing on multiple levels.
The first one is perhaps predictable but still unsettling. (Click all pics to enlarge.)
A huge 2:1 majority of Scots believe the Scottish Government’s proposed new “gender recognition” laws pose a safety risk to women. Tory voters think so by almost 9:1, Lib Dem voters by almost 6:1, and Labour voters by nearly 2:1.
That can only partly be explained away by partisan party loyalty – Labour and the Liberal Democrats both support the bill, but their own voters are still strongly against. More noteworthy is the fact that (excluding Don’t Knows) even slavishly loyal SNP voters agree with the statement by a smaller but still clear 12-point margin, 56 to 44.
So let’s say it unambiguously: most SNP voters think the SNP’s gender reforms pose a danger to women’s safety.
Yesterday we watched the first day’s proceedings of For Women Scotland taking the Scottish Government to court over its definition of what a woman is.
The topic is really very niche but will affect us all if the judge rules for the government (we won’t know the outcome for at least a month or two), so here’s the short version of what it’s all about.
I am greatly honoured to have been targeted for censorship in the same weekend as two great artists as rightly esteemed as Salman Rushdie and Jerry Sadowitz. (Though thankful to have not yet been violently physically attacked for my views, as both have.)
To be honest, I was amazed my most recent Twitter account lasted three months. I set it up in May for the sole purpose of a throwaway rude reply to Darren “Loki” McGarvey and Kenny Farquharson of The Times, expecting it to be banned within hours, then somehow it had thousands of followers and I figured I might as well have a bit of fun with it for however long it lasted against the barrage of shrieking outrage and mass organised complaints from the SNP Twitler Youth.
Which turned out to be until Saturday night.
Twitter has declined to identify who I supposedly incited the harassment of, or to offer any examples of the offending tweets. Obviously I did no such thing, but it’s good to know that “in order to ensure that people feel safe expressing diverse opinions and beliefs on our platform”, only some opinions and beliefs may be expressed.
Although we’re retired we already wrote this, so we may as well put it up for the 99.9% of Scots who don’t read the comments on David Leask‘s columns in the Herald.
It’s a claim he’s been banging on about since at least 2014, without ever providing a scrap of evidence to support it (his standard modus operandi), and yesterday was no exception. So let’s show Little Dave how proper big-boy journalists do it.
Campbell Clansman on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Uh, “Musclebrain,” Tamworth is in England. Not Scotland. You moonhowlers really make it too easy to laugh at you.” Nov 27, 02:15
Jim F. McIntosh on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Stuff the political parties , we need more independent candidates for independence with sole mandate of immediate independence if they…” Nov 27, 00:38
Mark Beggan on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Nightmare Images. Number 14. Kezia eating her cornflakes.” Nov 26, 23:55
Young Lochinvar on A Personal Best For Kezia: “So having enjoyed reading all the comments to date (ok most) I take it the consensus is that midwitch cuckoo…” Nov 26, 23:40
Campbell Clansman on A Personal Best For Kezia: “See, for example, how Scots will be worse off under Indy, at: https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/19059435.people-2-800-year-worse-off-independent-scotland-claims-new-research/ I include more links making this point,…” Nov 26, 23:30
Campbell Clansman on A Personal Best For Kezia: “For more on how Scotland is better off in the UK, see https://www.economicsobservatory.com/an-independent-scotland-what-would-be-the-options-for-economic-success Or see https://www.gov.uk/government/news/why-scotland-is-better-off-as-part-of-the-uk Or this https://scholarsarchive.byu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1231&context=sigma Of…” Nov 26, 23:23
Garavelli Princip on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Agreed. Most- maybe all – of the posters on here who show negative (red) numbers are Yoon trolls – given…” Nov 26, 22:59
Campbell Clansman on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Glad to see you can’t (and won’t) dispute that 1% Alba is dying in the water. Perhaps you’d also want…” Nov 26, 22:38
Mia on A Personal Best For Kezia: ““If it’s all about control of U’s vast mineral resources, why are you so keen for R to get that…” Nov 26, 22:32
Hatey McHateface on A Personal Best For Kezia: “That’ll be the Cuban missile crisis of 62 years ago. Bordering on the Ancient Guff in other words. James works…” Nov 26, 22:31
Hatey McHateface on A Personal Best For Kezia: “FFS, how many times? Any Scot can enjoy the priceless benefit of going to live in Bath. So that’s one…” Nov 26, 22:18
James on A Personal Best For Kezia: “As expected. He/she/it doesn’t have an answer. (because obviously there are no benefits for Scotland in the ‘union’).” Nov 26, 22:10
James on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Oh, and the Americans, for their part were ready to push the button because….a foreign power dared to site nukes…” Nov 26, 22:02
James on A Personal Best For Kezia: “He resisted the submarine commander. But keep it through the looking glass, that’s how you like it.” Nov 26, 21:59
Oneliner on A Personal Best For Kezia: “That’s part of his training. Don’t engage with the enemy when you know you’ll take a pounding.” Nov 26, 21:47
Hatey McHateface on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Shant! Mia’s shattered ma shaky self-esteem and shoogly self-confidence. Oh, all right then. First rule of courtesy for dealing with…” Nov 26, 21:26
znovak on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Um, submariner Arkhipov saved the world by resisting his superiors, who wanted to release the nukes. So he saved the…” Nov 26, 21:23
Alf Baird on A Personal Best For Kezia: ““North Britain” is rather like saying ‘North America’, or ‘North Asia’; it might be a geographic area but it is…” Nov 26, 21:10
Michael Laing on A Personal Best For Kezia: “It’s your beloved United Kingdom that’s circling the plug-hole. And no wonder. No matter how often you’re asked to do…” Nov 26, 21:04
Hatey McHateface on A Personal Best For Kezia: “//https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/csharp/BOTcharmer/ public class WingsBTLContainer { public static void WhereIsIt() { System.Console.WriteLine(“As long as you never leave scotland, Ros, you’ll be…” Nov 26, 21:03
Shug on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Labour in scotland would not and will not be allowed to have a coalition with the snp. Conservatives yes, green…” Nov 26, 21:02
Michael Laing on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Come on then, Faceache, we’re all ears! Tell us how being in the UK benefits Scotland. Don’t tell me you’ve…” Nov 26, 20:59
Hatey McHateface on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Insult your intelligence? Think about it. How could I make a start on doing that? If it’s all about control…” Nov 26, 20:53
Mia on A Personal Best For Kezia: “I have come across this interesting article in internet:”The Pedantic Critic: New study looks at the motive behind nitpicking other…” Nov 26, 20:47
Robert Matthews on A Personal Best For Kezia: “scotland(North Britain) is in the UK, so yes, calls go to a UK call centre.” Nov 26, 20:38
Muscleguy on A Personal Best For Kezia: “John Hannah of ISP gained 8.75% of the vote coming 4th in the Tamworth by election a few months ago.…” Nov 26, 20:34
Michael Laing on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Howsabout you explain to us how Scotland benefits from being in the UK instead of making pathetic comments about other…” Nov 26, 19:59
Sven on A Personal Best For Kezia: “Police Scotland Call Service Centres are listed as being in Glasgow, Motherwell & Edinburgh.” Nov 26, 19:53
Campbell Clansman on A Personal Best For Kezia: “There’s 4 more council by-elections in Scotland this year. Alba (the “true Indy Party” according to some here) can’t find…” Nov 26, 19:48