The greatest intellectual weakness of the independence movement is its attitude towards Trident, and trying to reason with people about it (whether readers or other independence activists) is consistently one of the most frustrating aspects of writing Wings, because nuclear disarmers and Unionists are equally impervious to logic on the subject.
The UK’s nuclear “deterrent” – or as it was more accurately and memorably described by the former Vulcan nuclear bomber squadron commander Air Commodore Alastair Mackie, “a virility symbol, like a stick-on hairy chest” – is the greatest gift to a future Scottish independence negotiating team imaginable.
The rest of the UK gets a lot of economic and infrastructural benefits from Scotland, like water and energy, but ultimately it’s not massively bothered about those. Water is not yet a critical area and energy can be sourced elsewhere, and in any event Brexit shows us that the UK is more than willing to do itself enormous harm in the service of ideological political goals.
Fair play to The National, the use of the word “HIS” in this banner on their front page today might be the single funniest thing ever printed by a Scottish newspaper.
Because everyone and his dug in Scotland knows whose strategy it actually is, and how many years Pete Wishart spent traducing it as nonsense and furiously venting his overworked spleen at anyone who advocated it – right up to the point where Nicola Sturgeon adopted it in a desperate last attempt to keep the indy faithful pushing the SNP gravy bus, at which point it became the greatest masterplan of all time.
But today’s piece in the indy equivalent of the Daily Express (albeit with only a tenth of the sales) is so jawdropping that we doubt even Robert Oppenheimer would be up to the job of putting a scorchmark on Wishart’s brass neck, so let’s spend five minutes having a look at it before we go out for a bit of sunshine.
The reality-TV let’s say “personality” Kelly Given – who Wings readers previously met on a trip to New York for Tartan Week with a raft of SNP let’s say “celebrities” a couple of months ago – has been off on another nice holiday.
Last night she told both the viewers of BBC Scotland’s “Seven Days” that she’d just spent three weeks on an island in Greece, where apparently she was quite shocked to discover that the Mediterranean nation was hot in July.
When Humza Yousaf was campaigning to be elected leader of the SNP, he pledged that he would be not only the First Minister, but also the “First Activist”. It transpired that this in fact meant chapping a few doors in Dundee, just down the road from his home in Broughty Ferry (and on the way to his Glasgow constituency).
But what might a real “First Activist” have done with the position and power?
While idly browsing Twitter this morning, we made a startling discovery triggered by the SNP leadership election, and it was this: nobody in Scotland really knows what the nation’s law on abortion is.
It was prompted by these two tweets, both of which appear to be true:
The thing they agree on is that Humza Yousaf has just declared that he wants to change the law around abortion so that women can abort babies in Scotland solely on the grounds that they don’t like which sex they are. And that seems like something that should probably be bigger news.
The recently-restored Wings Twitter account has a little over 56,000 followers, the vast bulk of them accumulated at a time when this site had far less reason to criticise the SNP or the Scottish Government. So while this poll isn’t scientific, the indy-friendly nature of the respondent base makes it pretty interesting.
Those numbers closely mirror what every actual proper poll tells us about Scottish people’s opinion of the GRR itself – they oppose it by margins of between 3:1 and 4:1. So if the Scottish Government is counting on the UK’s intervention to increase support for independence, frankly it looks like they’re onto a massive loser.
…by which we mean “IQs in the history of the Scottish Parliament”.
Put a cushion on your desk before you start listening to this, gang, or you might hurt your jaw. Because surely nobody quite as paralysingly, catastrophically thick as this clueless, bumbling, deranged and dangerous imbecile has ever been allowed to make the laws of Scotland before. We wouldn’t let her make orange squash, to be honest.
And yes, we’re including Kezia Dugdale and Jamie Greene in that reckoning.
A few months ago, we all had a good chuckle at Pete Wishart’s screeching 180-degree turn on the subject of using a plebiscitary election for independence, a strategy which switched overnight from “suicidal, disastrous fringe lunacy with no hope of success” to “genius plan Nicola herself came up with”.
But after that crude ad-hoc field patch, we’re delighted to be able to report that Pete has submitted himself to SNP HQ for a full operating system update and is now fully compliant with the New Truth.
The newest Panelbase poll, which shows a narrow lead for independence, was an “omnibus” one with questions provided by multiple clients, including Wings and the Sunday Times. The questions we’re about to show you were asked by the ST rather than ourselves, but their results are deeply disturbing on multiple levels.
The first one is perhaps predictable but still unsettling. (Click all pics to enlarge.)
A huge 2:1 majority of Scots believe the Scottish Government’s proposed new “gender recognition” laws pose a safety risk to women. Tory voters think so by almost 9:1, Lib Dem voters by almost 6:1, and Labour voters by nearly 2:1.
That can only partly be explained away by partisan party loyalty – Labour and the Liberal Democrats both support the bill, but their own voters are still strongly against. More noteworthy is the fact that (excluding Don’t Knows) even slavishly loyal SNP voters agree with the statement by a smaller but still clear 12-point margin, 56 to 44.
So let’s say it unambiguously: most SNP voters think the SNP’s gender reforms pose a danger to women’s safety.
Mia on The Jokers: ““For Scottish MPs to attempt to break the Union against the expressed wishes of the Sovereign Scottish people would be…” Jun 7, 13:49
Jay on The Jokers: “Tony, Little do you know: if you do not put X in a box according to particular rules then it…” Jun 7, 13:38
Mia on The Jokers: ““Can be arsed to go out and vote”? Why should they even waste their time in going to the polling…” Jun 7, 13:36
factchecker on The Jokers: “Mia says ‘On the other hand, if the people of Scotland were not required to vote for the ratification of…” Jun 7, 13:13
Jay on The Jokers: “Steven. Your last 2 lines are false. You either do not read enough or are a liar or delusional. Your…” Jun 7, 13:08
Northcode on The Jokers: “I’ve copied some text from Alf Baird’s THREE PHASES OF DECOLONIZATION paper which I think is relevant to a comment…” Jun 7, 12:46
Mia on The Jokers: “” Is there a more bitter, collection of fantasists anywhere in Scotland than those who post drivel on ‘Wings’ everyday,…” Jun 7, 12:39
Chas on The Jokers: “I am uncertain if ‘we are all being taken for fools’ but i have no doubt whatsoever that you certainly…” Jun 7, 12:15
Big Jock on The Jokers: “The problem for us now. Is that the indy voters are not going to vote. Added to that the indy…” Jun 7, 12:09
Mia on The Jokers: “On the other hand, if the people of Scotland were not required to vote for the ratification of this treaty…” Jun 7, 12:01
Itsagoinwrang on The Jokers: “Not electing Ash Regan was a big mistake. Undermined her at Holyrood and, frankly, she is a superior thinker and…” Jun 7, 11:50
Dunx on The Jokers: “Obviously not many, otherwise the odds would have been lower.” Jun 7, 11:48
lothianlad on The Jokers: “Mia, Is as always, 100% correct. The enemies of independence are at the heart of the SNP” Jun 7, 11:45
TURABDIN on The Jokers: “CLIENTELISM takes many forms.” Jun 7, 11:34
TURABDIN on The Jokers: “AND THEY CALL IT «DEMOCRACY».” Jun 7, 11:29
factchecker on The Jokers: “That has indeed been the voting system for centuries now. If you are again suggesting that the Act of Union…” Jun 7, 11:26
Dramfineday on The Jokers: “Any analysis of the postal vote yet?” Jun 7, 10:22
Northcode on The Jokers: “Indeed, Alf. Thanks for adding that important addendum to the point I was attempting to make. When we look around…” Jun 7, 10:05
socratesmacsporran on The Jokers: “The Greatest Living Scotsman – Sir William Connolly is apparently back home this week. The result in Hamilton, Larkhall and…” Jun 7, 09:48
Mia on The Jokers: “I think you should add Swinney and Sturgeon to that Pax Anglica thing. We would not be in the place…” Jun 7, 09:43
Alf Baird on The Jokers: ““The custodians of the SNP; those meant to be the guardians of its great promise to free a people from…” Jun 7, 09:41
Mia on The Jokers: “The SNP was lost to us that day in 2015 when the political fraud Sturgeon announced that a vote for…” Jun 7, 09:21
TURABDIN on The Jokers: “NOT A JOKE. When the Romans set about extinguishing the Jewish identity of their administrative province of Judea following the…” Jun 7, 09:14
Callum on The Jokers: “SNP is a top down party but one whose leadership is as dumb as fuck. The SNP lost a seat…” Jun 7, 09:12
Mia on The Jokers: “I have mentioned in these threads several times that I am of the opinion “elections” in Scotland are a charade.…” Jun 7, 09:09
Northcode on The Jokers: “The ‘Scottish’ National Party, the SNP, is now and forevermore lost to the Scots and has become a weapon wielded…” Jun 7, 08:57
James Cheyne on The Jokers: “I attempted to reply to your comment but “Gateway” has decided not to allow those comments, so I will be…” Jun 7, 08:25
James Cheyne on The Jokers: “Stu. I will be changing my gmail address too sometime over the next few months, just to let you know…” Jun 7, 08:18
James Cheyne on The Jokers: “My comment are going into the ether by gateway.” Jun 7, 08:15
James Cheyne on The Jokers: “Mia, You are also wise in your observations, That there is no voting system for those that do not wish…” Jun 7, 08:13