Alert readers will have noticed by now that while we were at the dentist getting rid of all our excess money, the Fabiani inquiry has published Alex Salmond’s written evidence submission, ahead of his in-person appearance currently scheduled for next week.
We’re feeling a bit confused this morning, readers. Maybe someone can help.
Below is the key part of the letter sent by the Clerks of the Scottish Parliament, acting on behalf of the Fabiani committee, to the Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service (COPFS) a week and a half ago, requesting material for their investigation into the Scottish Government’s botched handling of false allegations against Alex Salmond.
As we’d told you at the time, the request was a sham, designed to produce nothing of any value, because it carefully excluded the only person whose communications with Sue Ruddick were actually of relevance – SNP chief executive Peter Murrell.
(Murrell being an employee of the party, NOT a member of the Scottish Government, a civil servant or a special adviser.)
Readers, we swear to you we are not making this up. What you’re about to read are genuine extracts from the SNP’s official new (probably illegal) Equalities Mechanism explanatory note, detailing what does and doesn’t count as a disability when it comes to jumping the queue for a regional list nomination.
And straight away it’s a real punch in the gut for firestarters, muggers, rapists, flashers and, in most cases, hay-fever sufferers. THIS BIGOTRY WILL NOT STAND.
Having never been part of a political party, an area where Wings lacks expertise is in understanding the nuts and bolts of their operation, and how a party’s rules can be used to usurp their members’ power. We’re delighted to have someone equipped to provide a valuable insight into how that’s happened to the SNP in the last two years.
The following line is still a definitive statement in the SNP constitution:
“National Conference is the supreme governing and policy-making body of the Party.”
But in practice it is no longer the case. The 2018 redraft of the constitution centralised power in the Leader and in the NEC. The party Leader has sole and total power over policy – both in the manifesto and in government – and the NEC has sole power over who represents the party and what they are allowed to say.
So in effect, since 2018 the party elite – not the membership – has ruled the SNP.
Something most people don’t know about the infamous Spanish Inquisition is that it was never the Catholic Church that actually executed heretics. Particularly if a prisoner had refused to confess their vile heresy even under torture, the Church instead handed them over to the “mercy” of the state to deliver their end.
So SNP MP Kirsty Blackman (or as we understand some are already calling her, “the Tiny Torquemada“) would have fitted right in with it.
Or more likely, they just wanted to try to bury all of their skeletons at once in a single giant avalanche of crookedness. But either way, enough is enough. Criminals accused of perjury don’t get to decide if they’ll answer for their lies or not.
The Fabiani committee has the power to compel witnesses to attend. They must now use that power without further delay, or they must call on the police to arrest the SNP’s chief executive immediately and drag him into an interview room by his ears if need be with a solicitor in attendance. (Doubtless also paid for by SNP members.)
Scotland is not GoodFellas. Nobody is above the law. Stop this damn rot now.
The reaction to it was absolutely explosive. Half of the Parliamentary SNP spent the whole night running around social media frantically firefighting their own members, who were absolutely furious about what they’d just discovered. Poisonous abuse from the party’s woke faction poured out like never before. We got called every kind of bigot under the sun by SNP officeholders.
(The article, of course, made no mention of any sort of bisexual people, Jewish people, trans people or women as a group, let alone actually being prejudiced against anyone. Ironically just about the only kind of prejudice that wasn’t alleged was ageism, possibly because it might have looked a smidge too ironic coming from a bunch of bedwetting children whose core ideological stance is that anyone over 29 is a Nazi.)
But there was one thing you DIDN’T read amid the torrents of hate.
You didn’t read anyone saying a single word of the post was untrue.
We don’t yet know what happened regarding the supposed definition of transphobia – our source thinks that it may have been postponed due to not being able to get the required 2/3 vote for an emergency agenda item.
But we know that something even madder DID happen.
100%Yes on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Sarah, is it a case no one is prepared to put their name to it!!” Jul 2, 18:51
Mike on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Rev, curious to know what options are on the table? Much like the Indy Referendum and WM repeatedly saying no,…” Jul 2, 18:47
Scotspine on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “COPFS are simply going to tough this out. They dont answer to anyone……well maybe except some folk in Thames House,…” Jul 2, 18:47
Potace on Tuning In The Shine: “Martin Guissler jumping to the defence of St Nicola. Colour me shocked” Jul 2, 18:33
joolz on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “£660k+ was donated and acknowledged. The money has gone. John Swinney says it was spent. John Swinney refuses to show…” Jul 2, 18:25
Karen on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “So put in a complaint naming Nicoliar, LLB, who knows what ring-fenced means, and has been taught how to read…” Jul 2, 18:13
MP on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Quite – if you raise money to ‘ring fence’ it for a specific purpose, referendum campaign, and then you decide…” Jul 2, 18:05
Iain mhor on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Oh, so they uncovered evidence of embezzlement then. Well that’s interesting. Certainly I’ve read the sentence a couple of times…” Jul 2, 17:37
Andy Wiltshire on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I see you have had another anonymous communication. Unless of course there really is a Mr Enquiry Point.” Jul 2, 17:36
GM on Tuning In The Shine: “That has come into my head ss well Ian. He evidently had a good job in Banking (international banking evidently).…” Jul 2, 17:30
sarah on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Thank you, Rev. At least you’ve got the facts at your fingertips and it’s a straightforward matter so you don’t…” Jul 2, 17:28
Rev. Stuart Campbell on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““If you say ‘The purpose for which the money was raised was to fund an independence campaign at some unknown…” Jul 2, 17:28
Tartan Tory on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I’m paraphrasing here: “We know exactly what’s gone on and we don’t want to pursue it because….. ALL Hail Saint…” Jul 2, 17:27
Frank Waring on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I think the problem will be this: If you say ‘The purpose for which the money was raised was to…” Jul 2, 17:27
Rev. Stuart Campbell on Tuning In The Shine: “Wow, I was a LONG way out, then.” Jul 2, 17:17
Hatey McHateface on Tuning In The Shine: ““no proper newspapers support independence” Ouch! That “proper” will sting over at The National.” Jul 2, 17:13
Effijy on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Unbelievable! A completely insulting reply that ignores the blatant fact that a crime has been committed and the person or…” Jul 2, 17:08
MARTIN on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I think a Judicial Review might end up being the only way to prove it was fraud if COPFS and…” Jul 2, 17:08
Jas on Tuning In The Shine: “Not long before ‘Strictly’ calls?” Jul 2, 16:12
gastrocnemius on Tuning In The Shine: “The anglicised version of Mac Giolla Bháin is McElwaine, with the emphasis on the Mc, not the El” Jul 2, 16:04
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Strike A Pose, There’s Nothing To It: “Confused (2 July 9.59am) writes: “Spook HQ in Glasgow is Kentigern House” ————————- KENTIGERN etymology. Saint’s formal name, also affectionately…” Jul 2, 16:02
Young Lochinvar on Tuning In The Shine: “Er ye go, the assertions been made so over to you John Swinney – move into and live in a…” Jul 2, 15:52
joolz on Tuning In The Shine: ““John Swinney would live in a cave for independence” but he won’t be honest about money. He can’t claim the…” Jul 2, 15:48
Ian Smith on Tuning In The Shine: “I cannot understand why Beattie stood again, (never mind why anyone would vote for him again) if not that he…” Jul 2, 15:35
Effijy on Tuning In The Shine: “Could we enquire why Guissler didn’t investigate or ask his bbc colleagues or bosses? Because they are anti Scottish and…” Jul 2, 15:33
Shug on Tuning In The Shine: “The big question for nationalists is Why did the MSM protect the SNP Why do legal professionals at the highest…” Jul 2, 15:27
Alf Baird on Tuning In The Shine: ““don’t think any of it got “censored”” At least you got a Brit State platform Rev, congrats. I offered Geissler…” Jul 2, 15:23
Liza Laine on Tuning In The Shine: “Upton Sinclair explained this ~100 years ago: “It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary…” Jul 2, 15:18
Mark Beggan on Tuning In The Shine: “Good point. The only interview I seen was when he was asked about the impact it had on his life…” Jul 2, 14:37
Ronnie on Tuning In The Shine: “Enjoyed that. The only comment I would make is how does Geissler not understand how there were two crimes commited?” Jul 2, 14:34