Humza Yousaf didn’t turn up to the count tonight. In the end, even on a dreadfully low turnout of 37%, Labour won by 9,446 votes, with more than twice as many as the SNP.
It was a much worse defeat for the governing party than most expected. There should be only one outcome.
We were curious to find out what we’d said, but it seems to have been expunged from The National’s website. We eventually managed to track the email down in our vaults, though, so just as a bit of a change, here it is, as a reminder of a different time.
The greatest intellectual weakness of the independence movement is its attitude towards Trident, and trying to reason with people about it (whether readers or other independence activists) is consistently one of the most frustrating aspects of writing Wings, because nuclear disarmers and Unionists are equally impervious to logic on the subject.
The UK’s nuclear “deterrent” – or as it was more accurately and memorably described by the former Vulcan nuclear bomber squadron commander Air Commodore Alastair Mackie, “a virility symbol, like a stick-on hairy chest” – is the greatest gift to a future Scottish independence negotiating team imaginable.
The rest of the UK gets a lot of economic and infrastructural benefits from Scotland, like water and energy, but ultimately it’s not massively bothered about those. Water is not yet a critical area and energy can be sourced elsewhere, and in any event Brexit shows us that the UK is more than willing to do itself enormous harm in the service of ideological political goals.
Holiday Boy is sadly incapacitated today – ironically, having injured himself on his last holiday – but fortunately we do have some graphical content for you, having just been leaked this copy of the SNP’s campaign poster for the next general election.
You can almost smell the mince and carrots, can’t you?
Last night a by-election hustings was held in Rutherglen to which all 14 candidates were invited to hear and answer questions from the electorate on women’s issues. The SNP, Labour, Green and Lib Dem candidates all declined to attend. But the SNP, at least, was represented at the event.
The Scottish National Party, in legal character, is what’s known as an unincorporated association. (The same form of entity as Wings, local colour fans.)
Dan on In Ruins: “No problem, the longer this protracted stasis goes on the harder it is to recall the ever-growing list of dubious…” Jan 11, 20:51
gregor on In Ruins: “Talking Heads: Little Creatures: Road To Nowhere: “Well, we know where we’re goin’ But we don’t know where we’ve been…” Jan 11, 20:48
sarah on In Ruins: “Fair points, Dan. I had forgotten the “not voting because on maternity leave” episode.” Jan 11, 20:44
Dan on In Ruins: “Not entirely so Sarah. Aside from Freeports, with her fiscal remit she must have had some inkling around the ScotWind…” Jan 11, 20:42
Mia on Eyes Full Of Beams: “This is another quote from the lord Balmerino – Maule letters. This quote is from 31 January 2012, still in…” Jan 11, 20:37
gregor on In Ruins: “Brainwash: “Make people believe only what you want them to believe by continually telling them that it is true and…” Jan 11, 20:35
Jan Cowan on In Ruins: “NONE of our taxes should leave our country!” Jan 11, 20:25
Lorna Campbell on In Ruins: “Many politicians are career politicians with no actual intention of doing anything. That is not the worst of it. The…” Jan 11, 20:17
sarah on In Ruins: ““wee plucky countries…”? For heavens sake, I know that Mrs [I forget her married name] has a young child but…” Jan 11, 20:14
Jan Cowan on In Ruins: “Yes, Alf. You pointed that out to us some time ago. I only wish all you worthwhile, honest people would…” Jan 11, 20:09
100%Yes on In Ruins: “We’ll never stop them seeing the pension pot is more important, its just who the SNP leadership has become. So…” Jan 11, 20:05
Alf Baird on In Ruins: ““What is wrong with the Scots?” Colonialism is ‘based on psychology’, is ‘a disease of the mind’ requiring ‘careful treatment’:…” Jan 11, 20:04
Jan Cowan on In Ruins: “Mia for First Minister!” Jan 11, 19:59
Jan Cowan on In Ruins: ““Rat”. Thank you, Mia. Best description I’ve ever heard of that woman. (I can’t understand how Alex didn’t see through…” Jan 11, 19:56
sarah on In Ruins: “Thanks for the link, aLurker!” Jan 11, 19:51
gregor on In Ruins: “Jan elects Mia too – Jan stands shoulder to shoulder with her Scotland (soul:) sisters Scotland’s true invincible sovereign Queens……” Jan 11, 19:49
gregor on In Ruins: “Extremist: “Someone who has beliefs that most people think are unreasonable and unacceptable: A group of extremists (= people with…” Jan 11, 19:39
Jan Cowan on In Ruins: “In total agreement with Mia.” Jan 11, 19:37
100%Yes on In Ruins: “I alway has a policy to never trust a man who can’t comb his own hair.” Jan 11, 19:34
gregor on Eyes Full Of Beams: “re. Gov/SNP’s unmitigated failings due to the extremists… Guardian (2023): Revealed: plan to brand anyone ‘undermining’ UK as extremist: “Government…” Jan 11, 19:32
100%Yes on In Ruins: “Who do I dislike more the people asking the questions or the people answering the questions? For god sake you’re…” Jan 11, 19:31
100%Yes on In Ruins: “I whished the presenter had asked Fate’s if she’d be better in the Tory party, what aninoying woman. When has…” Jan 11, 19:04
agent X on In Ruins: “No-one, not one wee plucky person in the SNP had the balls to go to Police Scotland and tell them…” Jan 11, 19:03
Mia on Eyes Full Of Beams: “Point 4: “To recall the three estates of parliament” This was proposed in the context of the 1712 Hamilton affair.…” Jan 11, 18:51
Lorna Campbell on In Ruins: “When are people going to understand that the SNP could usher in independence, that we could leave the Union tomorrow,…” Jan 11, 18:47
Lorna Campbell on In Ruins: “Even if the UK does not fight for NI, the NI parties and Eire parties are all wedded to the…” Jan 11, 18:43
Robert McAllan on In Ruins: “NO EFFIN HOPE!! Swinney just confirmed that in his final remarks. Forbes is the latest ‘snake in the grass’ to…” Jan 11, 18:40
Mia on Eyes Full Of Beams: “Point 1 above “To formally address the Queen with a document signed by Scotland’s peers and MPs to demand the…” Jan 11, 18:17