The wild thing about this poll isn’t the headline that six months after winning a massive landslide majority, Keir Starmer now trails Nigel Farage – leader of a party with five MPs to Starmer’s 411 – as the electorate’s choice for best Prime Minister.
It’s the little grey numbers sitting quietly at the bottom.
Y’know, maybe we were a little harsh on the lads at Holyrood Sources yesterday when we implied that a more direct and aggressive interviewing style might have cut through John Swinney and Kate Forbes’ pathetically feeble waffling evasion on the SNP’s lack of an independence strategy in their recent podcast.
But the closest thing (along with Colin Mackay at STV) that the Scottish media has left to a proper Rottweiler interviewer – Peter Adam Smith of ITV – had a shot at that five years ago and didn’t do any better.
Smith noted that even back in 2019 Nicola Sturgeon had been droning on about how Westminster’s refusal to grant a second indy referendum was “unsustainable” for two years already. But no matter how hard he pressed, Sturgeon just kept on glibly and smugly insisting that they’d concede.
“The UK government strategy is to say no. Do you have a way around it?”
“My strategy is to say yes.” [smirks]
Readers might be forgiven for wondering how long it’s going to take the SNP to accept that that “strategy” is a failure, if seven years and three First Ministers isn’t enough for them to have worked it out. But as long as the pathologically gullible keep voting for them anyway, we suppose they have no reason to.
The National carried a strange article yesterday, apropos of seemingly nothing, about a Brussels-based political thinktank supposedly linked to the right-wing Prime Minister of Hungary, Viktor Orban. The piece actually originated on superwoke “fact-checking” site The Ferret a couple of days earlier, and professed to expose how the thinktank was “stoking Scotland’s culture war”.
Alert readers will already have pricked up their ears at this point, because “culture war” is a radical-left dogwhistle term used to obscure, belittle and dismiss groups (largely though not exclusively comprising left-wing feminists) fighting for the safeguarding of children and the protection of women’s and LGB rights.
As more horrific experiences from survivors of rape torture gangs surface from across the UK, we must focus not on knee-jerk political posturing but on the root cause that led to the failure of these children by our society.
Political inaction has now opened the door to inevitable political mileage, nurtured from stoking vengeance in a rightly-angered public. Those only interested in creating cultural conflicts no more support justice for survivors than those who allowed this abomination to fester by looking away or worse, covering up the problem.
For any functioning society, inflicting unimaginable pain on children on an alarming scale seems unimaginable. Yet, the evidence has been in front of us for years – so why has immediate action to ensure the safeguarding of children – and vulnerable adults – not been a pressing priority?
Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Nobody really answered the question in this article from a few days ago. A few of the dimmer bulbs in the indy movement have been getting over-excited at what are still currently a couple of outlier polls from fringe polling companies, which suggest that the 2026 election could unexpectedly return a pro-indy majority due to the Unionist vote being split four ways in the wake of UK Labour’s implosion in government.
That scenario depends on all sorts of dubious propositions, but in any event what none of them have addressed is what that would change even if it did happen, given that Holyrood has a pro-indy majority RIGHT NOW (and has done so on every single day since the indyref more than a decade ago) and it’s produced nothing whatsoever in terms of movement towards independence by any possible measure.
And it occurred to us that we had genuinely no idea what the SNP’s current official indy strategy is, because the party’s been in such farcical chaos and turmoil ever since Nicola Sturgeon’s sudden resignation. So we thought we should go and check.
To be honest, we’re not much the wiser for having read it.
Look, we know that mocking front pages on The National is low-hanging fruit, and this particular example could hardly be any more of a self-parody if it tried.
But just for the sheer mental exercise in that stone-dead last week of December when nobody even knows what day it is, let’s imagine if it came true.
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Aw, shoot, Northy! Why de ye hae tae rain oan fowk’s parade lik that?” Sep 22, 12:26
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@Hatey, I have just posted a list of 11 articles from a single MSM outlet alone over a 7 day…” Sep 22, 12:24
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Surely you’re missing The Lobotomy? Or is that more efficiently administered through something added to Scottish Water?” Sep 22, 12:22
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““She is going down and her handler protectors will have no hesitation in sacrificing her” Interesting how Sturgeon’s demise will…” Sep 22, 12:19
Northcode on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: ““Perhaps you missed it, Northcode” No, I didn’t miss Article 5 — it’s actually a good example of the distinction…” Sep 22, 12:12
Rob on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Don’t tempt the loonies, they will try and find an address to post the application to. 🙂” Sep 22, 12:08
Northcode on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “To clarify my point: Whether Salvo/Liberation Scotland has UN-experienced people involved isn’t really the issue here. The question isn’t about…” Sep 22, 11:55
Willie on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “When does Anas Sarwar take up his seat in the House of Lords. Sturgeon, Sarwar, Mone, Davidson, will be a…” Sep 22, 11:42
Alf Baird on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Perhaps you missed it, Northcode: “– that immediate steps shall be taken, in United Nations Trust and Non-Self-Governing Territories or…” Sep 22, 11:38
Aidan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Are the Ru**ians match funding any contribution?” Sep 22, 11:37
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “If that fails then you can apply to the United Federation of Planets. The Klingons are in the chair this…” Sep 22, 11:19
sarah on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@ Northcode: I hope that you are mistaken. Salvo/Liberation have UN-experienced people in their committee. Perhaps you could contact Salvo…” Sep 22, 11:19
Northcode on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The mission statement on Liberation Scotland’s crowdfunder page — “Liberation Scotland’s mission is to restore the sovereign, independent state of…” Sep 22, 10:59
sarah on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@ Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh: duly registered. Would you please put a link up for the crowdfunder as well? It has almost…” Sep 22, 10:58
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “From The Cradle To The Grave. The Scottish Marxist State. 1. The Baby Box. 2. The School Bag. 3. The…” Sep 22, 10:25
Oneliner on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The Gordo hasn’t made it to the Lards – perhaps his gold selling exploits put the kibosh on that. Incidentally,…” Sep 22, 10:14
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “We don’t believe in International Law. It is Marxist envy.” Sep 22, 10:00
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “And ‘if I click my heels together three times, I will go home’ (Dorothy Gale)” Sep 22, 09:58
MaryB on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Angus 3.47am Yes, I agree that Nicola is desperate to get into the House of Lords. Val seems to have…” Sep 22, 09:51
Minceheid on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Hatey McHateface says: 22 September, 2026 at 8:08 am Why else would it be the settled view of so many…” Sep 22, 09:48
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “You got her name right. That’s a great start 🙂” Sep 22, 09:17
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Ha! “If gravity is a narcissist, then my indifference weakens it away to nothing.” (Hatey)” Sep 22, 08:59
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “LIBERATION SCOTLAND: Watch SARA SALYERS talk at U.N. Geneva TODAY Sept 22nd « Today (Sept 22nd) , our own Sara…” Sep 22, 08:57
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““oversealous” TURABDIN? You’ve taken the anti linguistic colonialism ‘s’ over ‘z’ rule too far!” Sep 22, 08:54
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “ÒRAID AN t-SABHAIL: CATHERINE CONNOLLY, Uachtarán na hÉireann | Sabhal Mòr Ostaig Chaidh Òraid an t-Sabhail a thoirt seachad le…” Sep 22, 08:52
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “‘The narcissist’s biggest weakness is not your anger. It is your indifference.’” Sep 22, 08:39
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “‘Truth is like gravity it doesn’t care if you believe it or not’ Jordan Peterson” Sep 22, 08:33
TURABDIN on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The only reason for expulsion from the SNP is oversealous advocacy of independence.’ «Extremism» they just hate it. .” Sep 22, 08:21
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““the remaining British outpost in the North” Forgive me for asking, Willie, but if by that you mean Northern Ireland,…” Sep 22, 08:08