Today the Scottish Parliament spent several hours heatedly debating a motion to call for a second Section 30 order to enable a new independence referendum (several more will follow tomorrow before the vote). We watched all of it so you didn’t have to, and are delighted to present you with a few clips that probably won’t make the news.
On such a momentous topic, this was the intervention that Scottish Labour list MSP Monica Lennon felt was the most pressing issue to raise, for example:
We’re very touched, obviously, and will add it to our file of other mentions in the chamber and elsewhere. But there were probably more important things to discuss.
It seems counter-intuitive – given Rupert Murdoch’s often-overstated (despite endless and fevered speculation, the Scottish Sun didn’t back a Yes vote) but still seemingly real support for Scottish independence – that Sky News should be seen as the most hostile of the nation’s broadcasters to the Yes movement.
Here’s the Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron, speaking to BBC News this morning and giving a striking illustration of the term “dancing on the head of a pin”.
Comically, his excuse for demanding another referendum on leaving the EU while opposing a second Scottish independence referendum is that his new EU vote would be a completely different question – he’d be asking voters if they wanted to accept the Brexit deal and exit from the EU (which one might reasonably summarise on the ballot paper as “Leave”), or to refuse to approve the deal and stay in the EU (or put another way, “Remain”).
Glad we cleared that up, then. But then it got weirder.
The announcement that the Scottish Government would seek the uncontested legal right to hold a second independence referendum met with an outpouring of rage and ignorance from the massed ranks of the UK media that was in one sense entirely predictable yet still startling in its fury and ferocity.
Most prominent was the assertion, stated as fact by every pundit and broadcaster – including those required by law to be fair and impartial – that a second referendum would be conducted in the environment of a significantly worse economic case.
And that’s a remarkable claim, because the indisputable fact is that nobody has the slightest clue what the economic case for No will be.
Judging by the first 24 hours, we’re in for a two-year festival of utter horror from the UK and Scottish media. Yesterday saw a never-ending parade of metrosplaining idiots dragged willingly in front of cameras and microphones to pontificate their clueless and mind-numbingly ignorant drivel about Scotland.
It wasn’t possible to keep track of it all, because it was frequently happening on five channels at once, and it was harder still to watch it for any extended period of time without hurling a brick through the screen in frustration at the offensive stupidity of it.
Feeding into that was a stream of Scottish politicians who actually did know better, but who are too catastrophically dim to adapt to changing circumstances and had no strategy other than to endlessly repeat the same cretinous soundbites over and over.
(Adam Tomkins in particular was ubiquitous, spending what felt like several hours on various airwaves reciting the same brainless 10-second schtick forever.)
The constitutional politics of the UK and Scotland are in flux, and many aspects of the situation are complicated. But quite a lot of them aren’t, and if we’re all going to make it through the next two years without stabbing each other in the throat, it’d be a lot better if everyone accepted the things that are definite, empirical, indisputable facts.
James on The Shortest Day: “The SNP troughers want gravy, now. As you know [and as has been explained numerous times by this sites author]…” Aug 29, 20:06
James on The Shortest Day: “Fish Face is the Chief Clown as you well know.” Aug 29, 20:01
Shug on The Shortest Day: “I wonder why nobe of them ecer have the balls to twll HO the f…. Off I stand by my…” Aug 29, 19:56
James on The Shortest Day: “That right, aye? Aye, nae rigged postal votes, nae peculiar toon cooncil type franchise, nae ootside political or media interference.…” Aug 29, 19:48
panda paws on The Shortest Day: ““John Swinney’s already upped the stakes by standing in front of a Glasgow crowd in his shortbread-tin outfit and lustily…” Aug 29, 19:12
Spartan 117 on The Shortest Day: “Errrrmmm, we had an independence vote in 2014 which resulted in independence being rejected. Voter turnout was very high (85%)…” Aug 29, 18:47
Dan on The Shortest Day: ““It was outside our price range, but we decided to do the right thing, sacrifice somewhere else and move to…” Aug 29, 18:45
James on The Slowest Dawning: “Aww…how sweet. Now, any Scot knows that one London registered Unionist party is much the same as another, but call…” Aug 29, 18:15
James Che on The Shortest Day: “The Scottish people themselves never voted to join a union, so why do a % of Scots need to vote…” Aug 29, 18:12
Dan on The Shortest Day: “Aye, TH, pretty much my thoughts too. Now if for example Dave Doogan had used his parliamentary privileged position to…” Aug 29, 18:09
Spartan 117 on The Shortest Day: “It’s literally written in the article and directly quoted… If people of your comprehension skills have a vote, is it…” Aug 29, 18:05
factchecker on The Shortest Day: “I often agree with Robert, but not here: “It (the SNP)has no desire for Independence, for to achieve such would…” Aug 29, 18:03
Spartan 117 on The Shortest Day: “What’s really shocking is anyone being in any way surprised at any of this. Post-Alex the SNP were always more…” Aug 29, 18:02
James Che on The Shortest Day: “Scotland declaring independence, UDI from a voluntary union, just leave and end the voluntary bit. Only Englands parliament is doing…” Aug 29, 17:59
James Che on The Shortest Day: “The independence door has been ajar for years, the SNP are just to Scared an feared to go near it…” Aug 29, 17:40
James Che on The Shortest Day: “How lame can the Snp become when they pretend to demand Scotlands democratic right to remove Scotland from a voluntary…” Aug 29, 17:18
robertkknight on The Shortest Day: “The SNP is all for maintaining the status quo for the benefit of SNP staffers and elected representatives. It has…” Aug 29, 17:08
Frank Gillougley on The Shortest Day: “Uncannily and entirely coincidentally, from Denis Johnson’s book, Tree of Smoke p.194: ”Do you know what makes me bitter above…” Aug 29, 16:48
twathater on The Shortest Day: “I am really concerned that you possibly gave ANY credibility to ANYTHING excreted by an snp mp , especially when…” Aug 29, 16:18
DaveL on The Shortest Day: “The man obviously has no self respect and has shown himself to be an everyday gravy bussing ‘yes man’, three…” Aug 29, 15:30
100%Yes on The Shortest Day: “If the Reform was to use a Westminster election to win Scottish voters in order to win an our right…” Aug 29, 15:28
Young Lochinvar on The Shortest Day: “Why is Swinney wearing a woman’s dressing gown, is he and Murray having a competition to see who looks like…” Aug 29, 15:24
Patsy Millar on The Shortest Day: “As for Brendan O’Hara, I can’t believe I stood out in the pouring rain with his name on my rosette…” Aug 29, 14:58
Radical Cartoons on The Shortest Day: “Wow,couldn’t have been put on the Naughty Step faster if he’d said men should stay out of the Ladies Loos!” Aug 29, 14:43
Mark Beggan on The Shortest Day: “Anybody? Does that include the Taliban or Antifa? and it feels like only yesterday that the very mention of Reform…” Aug 29, 14:38
duncanio on The Shortest Day: “Never trust a man who indoors wares sun-glasses on top of his head as if they were an alice band…” Aug 29, 14:06
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Shortest Day: ““The SNP will never work with Reform or do any deals with them” could not possibly be any more of…” Aug 29, 13:58
Mach1 on The Shortest Day: “Maybe you could read that all again, Geoff. Do it slowly” Aug 29, 13:51
100%Yes on The Shortest Day: “We just had a Holyrood election where the SNP stated two vote SNP to stop Reform and yet Reform won…” Aug 29, 13:45