One of the handiest things for truth-seeking political commentators (admittedly a rare breed) is that the three component nations that make up Great Britain currently all have different parties in government, so it’s always possible to measure the rhetoric of the main parties against their actions in the bit they’re actually in charge of.
(The same is true for many other policies the Scottish Government has implemented to fight Tory austerity, like free university tuition and mitigating the bedroom tax.)
A Scot living in the EU, and an EU national living in Scotland, discuss the implications of the Brexit being forced on Scotland against its will by the UK government.
This week’s publication of party accounts by the Electoral Commission, along with a string of recent stories about election expenses, served as a reminder to anyone who might have forgotten that the SNP are still, despite 10 years in power, the massive underdogs in Scottish politics.
Labour and the Tories, in particular, can always rely on handouts from their UK parent parties, who are in turn funded by massive donations from trade unions and big business respectively. In 2016 Labour trousered almost £15m from donors (over and above their membership revenues of £14m), while the Tories pocketed almost £19m in donations from their rich pals.
The Nats, meanwhile, have to gather most of their money from membership fees, but have been able to stay competitive in the campaign-heavy climate of the 2010s (since the turn of the decade the SNP have had to fight three expensive UK general elections, two Holyrood elections, two council elections, a European election and two referendums – that’s ten major votes in seven and a half years) thanks largely to extra help from lottery winners Colin and Chris Weir.
And the fact that Scottish politics can be something like an even remotely fair fight still leaves Unionists raging furiously at the burning injustice of it all.
The Times today carries an article sparking the annual revival of one of the evergreen mysteries of Scottish politics: just how many (or more accurately, how few) people are in the Scottish Labour Party?
The piece sees leadership contest avoider Alex Rowley crowing about a fall in the SNP’s membership income, based on this year’s party accounts as just released by the Electoral Commission.
Ruth Davidson finally emerged today from a summer of hiding from press stories about her racist and sectarian councillors and MSPs to give a bizarre, nervy and gabbling interview to Good Morning Scotland.
Highlights included calling Show Racism The Red Card an “anti-Semitic” organisation and proposing the building of eight entire new towns in Scotland (the funding source and potential locations for this colossal undertaking were not specified), all filled with social housing which would nevertheless be for sale under Right To Buy.
(Which if it could somehow magically be done would of course lead to the homes being quickly sold at heavy discounts, leaving councils insufficient money to fund their replacements and creating another massive housing bubble and crisis.)
But our very favourite bit was when (at 2h 17m) she said this:
To be honest, readers, if we encountered a 30-sq-foot drunk waving a broken glass around in a pub, we’d just be looking for the door as fast as possible. But clearly Ruth Davidson frequents different sorts of bars to us.
So just for a bit of light-hearted Friday fun, we thought we’d ask: what WOULD you say to that person in that situation?
When all the media spin – and boy are there ever some examples around today – is said and done, one cold fact will remain: Kezia Dugdale inherited the main opposition party in Scotland, and bequeathed her unlucky successor a third-placed irrelevance.
Before Dugdale took over two years ago this month, Labour had NEVER finished third behind the SNP and the Tories in a Scottish election in its entire 100-year-plus history. By common consensus her predecessor had left the party at rock bottom, but Dugdale immediately got out her shovel and started digging furiously.
But with the greatest respect to Scotland’s pioneering engineers, they’re not the thing we’re reminded of when we hear Scottish Labour talking about the new bridge. This is what we’re reminded of.
Angus on Narrowing the options: “Meanwhile, Sturgeon, poor estranged wife of the jailed embezzler Murrell, enjoying life in London: https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15947289/Nicola-Sturgeon-tipple-london-husband-SNP-embezzlement.html” Jul 4, 02:37
David Ferguson on Narrowing the options: “I’d be pretty confident in securing a conviction for fraud on the basis that no ring-fenced account was ever created,…” Jul 3, 23:54
BLMac on Narrowing the options: “Maybe we’ll see the Augean Stables cleaned before the next election.” Jul 3, 23:05
Skip_NC on Narrowing the options: “Sturgeon had no clue what she was parroting when she said that. It’s a minor point but I am curious…” Jul 3, 22:34
McDuff on Narrowing the options: “Your tenacity in this matter is a credit to you rev and I am reminded of a recurring line in…” Jul 3, 21:37
BH on Narrowing the options: “Looks like mate in 1. Neat zugzwang. Well played. Will they really play knockboardover?” Jul 3, 21:03
Iain Ross on Narrowing the options: “If, as Sturgeon says, the accounts are prepared on “a cash flow basis”, why do the notes to accounts show…” Jul 3, 20:58
Alf Baird on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““Cheap leccy!” In my analysis I found that most of the world’s oil rich nations also have the lowest energy…” Jul 3, 20:47
Stephen Cowley on Narrowing the options: “Nicola Sturgeon stated on camera that the SNP accounts were prepared “on a cash flow basis”. Presumably this means that…” Jul 3, 20:31
Hatey McHateface on Narrowing the options: “You can’t know that for sure, Mark, until you’ve worked your way through the OnlyFans directory. I hear Snooty Cow…” Jul 3, 20:28
Mark Beggan on Narrowing the options: “Did you see my clever use of words there? That snooty cow will never show her Blips. So we will…” Jul 3, 20:05
Andrea on Narrowing the options: “@cynicus, Actually “outwith” is a word I come across quite regularly, and I use it myself. I think I saw…” Jul 3, 20:04
Stuart MacKay on Narrowing the options: “I can just imagine the reply… It wasn’t in the public interest to prosecute someone for embezzling the public.” Jul 3, 19:57
Confused on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “main, unless you understand the market auction process and can explain what a CFD is, you need to STFU about…” Jul 3, 19:54
robertkknight on Narrowing the options: “Dripping with sarcasm….love it!” Jul 3, 19:52
TimePilot on Narrowing the options: “Meanwhile in London readers, looks like someone has turned to comfort eating and drinking…. (caution advised this is not pretty)…” Jul 3, 19:05
Hatey McHateface on Narrowing the options: “Surprised you’re still here. Thought you’d be at the funeral. Lasts until Thursday so there’s still time.” Jul 3, 19:01
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “So true, Wally the Winking Walrus. All over Scotland, facts fall into line to suit the first deployer of “bum…” Jul 3, 18:56
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Cheap leccy! Two words that tell us you haven’t a scooby what you’re wanging oan aboot. If you really, really…” Jul 3, 18:44
twathater on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “As always Confused, bang on the money , the only things holding us back is the progressive “Be Kind arseholes”…” Jul 3, 18:30
Captain Caveman on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““Keep believing your own prejudices.” Wow, that’s rich coming from you pal. 😀 Odious apologist.” Jul 3, 17:24
James on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““Confused” shoots ’em down in flames. Yet again lolz “None of you anglo bumboys has even the good sense to…” Jul 3, 17:23
Ian Smith on Narrowing the options: “Martin Guisler hinted that it wasn’t his colleague’s finest day that they considered the original missing funds investigation a big…” Jul 3, 17:12
Cynicus on Narrowing the options: “Andrea says: 3 July, 2026 at 2:28 pm “Ingathered” is my new word of the day.” ========== Like “outwith” it…” Jul 3, 17:10
Ian Smith on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Does doing well mean our medium income is so low that fewer class as poor? Poverty dropped during the 2008…” Jul 3, 17:05
Mark Beggan on Narrowing the options: “I think all could be forgiven if the KC showed Scotland her Blips live on TV.” Jul 3, 16:38
James on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “So where does the cash go, Adrian? Westminster. You and your half-wit chum below you are a pair of fucking…” Jul 3, 16:36