We suppose this is a sort of compliment, in at least two senses.
The second of them, of course, being the sheer surprise of some people at discovering that not everyone is as cynical and devious as they evidently are themselves.
There’s still a day and a half of January 2021 to go, but it’s already been the busiest month for traffic on Wings Over Scotland in several years, despite endless claims from detractors (both Unionists and Pete Wishart types) that we’re in tragic decline.
And since Saturday afternoons are the one quiet moment we get these days – and it’s not like we can go out for a nice walk in the sunshine or have a potter round the shops – we thought we’d take a deeper look into the stats.
Since the events of the last few days, folks, we’ve noticed a real ramping up of abuse towards Wings on social media from what one might call the small-L “loyalist” cult wing of the SNP. Like this dude, for example.
(A “miserable misogynist misanthrope” and “yesterday’s boring fart”? That’s a simply outrageous slur. I’m not misogynist.)
Alarmed at the news our traffic was apparently “collapsing”, we thought we’d check to see whether the situation was beyond saving.
Because 2020 is the maddest year in history, Ruth Davidson opened her contribution to Holyrood’s debate on the Brexit deal today with a lengthy quote from this website.
This week on Wings has been altogether more navel-gazey than we’re comfortable with, as various SNP MPs have mounted a series of all-out personal attacks on the site before the weekend’s crucial NEC elections.
So we’ll have a proper article for you a little later on today, but in the meantime it’d be remiss of us not to tidy up the last fragments of shrapnel, so we’ll direct you to the right of reply to Alyn Smith’s column that The National kindly gave us today:
(Sadly they chose to disable comments, we’d quite have enjoyed the reaction from the few remaining diehard leadership loyalists still posting there.)
We couldn’t help but chuckle yesterday when the £100K-a-year Westminster MP and obsessive Wings Over Scotland reader “Pension Pete” Wishart announced – in the space of six minutes – that this site was simultaneously an irrelevance that nobody listened to, but also somehow one of the greatest threats to independence.
Wings Over Scotland marked its ninth birthday earlier this month. To be honest, we totally forgot about it until someone reminded us. Normally we mark the anniversary with a small reflection and taking of stock over how things are going, but this year we couldn’t be bothered – we’d already mentioned readership stats in August.
But today in The National we found out that we were apparently dead.
But reports of our demise have been, as the saying goes, somewhat exaggerated.
During the 2014 indyref, the astonishingly vast imbalance of the mainstream Scottish media was partly compensated by a huge rise in new media, with dozens and dozens of sites filling the gaping chasms where printed and broadcast media would have been in any country with a press worthy of the name at such an exciting time.
The subsequent shrivelling of that presence has been one of the least observed and explored phenomena of the six years since the referendum, and especially since the SNP’s election victory in 2016. The incredibly wide-ranging, mutually-supportive pro-Yes new media is now down to a tiny handful of outlets, most of which are barely read (and most of which would celebrate if the others burned down in a chemical fire).
There are many and varied reasons for this worrying situation, but before we get into those let’s have a quick look at who’s still who and what’s still what.
As some alert readers have already noticed, our Twitter account has been suspended again, three and a bit years after the last time. The ban is supposedly permanent. To save a lot of repeated explaining in emails and direct messages, a brief record of the pertinent events follows.
So it seems like our semi-idle musings about the possibility of starting a new list party for the Scottish Parliament generated some interest last month.
(That’s more than the whole of 2018, more than the whole of 2017, and over five times the previous biggest single month since we moved to our current stats provider in December 2014.)
But yeah, nobody cares and it’d be certain to fail, apparently.
If you’re a writer for a living and you want to check if something you’ve written might be embarrassingly stupid, there’s an easy and quick technique you can use.
By way of example, here’s Kenny Farquharson in the Times today, on the subject of the supposed similarities in the relationships between the Tories and the Brexit Party, and the SNP and the potential new Wings party:
So here’s the trick: switch the protagonists around.
factchecker on And every day was exactly the same: “James refers to “colonialism punishment in the education of Scottish children with whippings of leather straps and canes”. To the…” Jan 5, 12:00
Confused on And every day was exactly the same: “before chavez, the US used to steal venezuela’s oil – it paid 1 cent on the dollar in royalties; they…” Jan 5, 11:45
Confused on And every day was exactly the same: “(chortle) … Ellis has a substack … but it’s not going well https://substack.com/@ndls61 the world is just waiting for his…” Jan 5, 11:33
Confused on And every day was exactly the same: “The english really have a thing about torture, and getting into peoples buttholes and testicles, I think it is something…” Jan 5, 11:31
Alf Baird on And every day was exactly the same: ““No Scot, telling another Scot that on the subject of Scotland’s “colonisation” he disagrees, that he doesn’t see Scotland as…” Jan 5, 11:22
James Cheyne on And every day was exactly the same: “Grit and determination, Against all the odds of of having been raised in a area of Scotland that still endorsed…” Jan 5, 11:19
diabloandco on And every day was exactly the same: “P.S Cracking cartoon Chris and lovely to see you back – golfing season finished has it?” Jan 5, 11:03
diabloandco on And every day was exactly the same: “I think it might be wise to leave this blog to the current range of know alls who infest it…” Jan 5, 11:01
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: “Has anybody got a copy of that map of Greenland in US colours? The one that seemingly has “SOON” printed…” Jan 5, 10:39
Aidan on And every day was exactly the same: “@Alf – the UAE has a GDP per capita similar to Scotland and achieves this significantly through its zero-tax regime…” Jan 5, 09:39
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: “Near 1 AM, Scotland lies dark and silent, blanketed deep in snow, and Lochinvar’s musings turn, for unfathomable reasons, to…” Jan 5, 09:32
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: ““the coloniser, always with great relish, endeavours to point out “the endless deficiencies of the colonised”” Every now and then,…” Jan 5, 09:24
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: ““Guid dey” to you too, Northy. I thought I would reply to your post, as nae ither cant bothered. It…” Jan 5, 09:01
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: ““still not informed us about your man” Oh but I have. Several times, at least twice in considerable detail. You’ll…” Jan 5, 08:47
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: “2026 already shaping up as interesting. Both Xaracen and Northy now melding with James. Hail, Jorthacen! Possessor of the True,…” Jan 5, 08:41
DaveL on And every day was exactly the same: “Quite attached to the ‘rules based world order’ you say. That shows how attached you are to western hegemony/ideology because…” Jan 5, 02:04
Young Lochinvar on And every day was exactly the same: “Get a room you two! YOU are amongst the most prodigious creators of spoiler (going nowhere) BS AI reliant rubbish…” Jan 5, 00:54
Alf Baird on And every day was exactly the same: ““Oman, UAE and Singapore aren’t democracies …” The matter of economic success of ex colonies was the main issue, not…” Jan 5, 00:03
Northcode on And every day was exactly the same: ““Oh, get the fuck over yourself, you arrogant dishonest prick!” A tame exclamatory, Xaracen… you used the temperate obscenity “fuck”…” Jan 4, 22:58
Alf Baird on And every day was exactly the same: ““There is nothing in the least bit bigoted about ANY native wanting to defend his nation from unwarranted, unlawful, and…” Jan 4, 22:36
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on And every day was exactly the same: “KAFKA: THE TRIAL (Chapter 1 ARREST) « Somebody must have made a false accusation against Josef K., for he was…” Jan 4, 22:29
Jay on And every day was exactly the same: “Your comment 3:39 on 4th Jan. finds fault with Alf Baird’s comment (shortly preceding) by referring to the issue of…” Jan 4, 22:20
Alf Baird on And every day was exactly the same: “Yes James, the “hateful racism” of colonialism (Cesaire) inevitably shows through whenever the colonizer, always with great relish, endeavours to…” Jan 4, 22:08
DaveL on And every day was exactly the same: “Hi Hatey, you’ve still not informed us about your man Stepan Bandera. I noticed they had a torchlit parade in…” Jan 4, 22:02
Northcode on And every day was exactly the same: ““So there you have it, the ongoing oppression of native Scots is largely a consequence of privately schooled Anglicised sadomasochistic…” Jan 4, 21:54
Alf Baird on And every day was exactly the same: ““Dae masochism next” Kipling, brought up initially in India and then sent to private school in England, imagined British society…” Jan 4, 21:27
Andy Ellis on And every day was exactly the same: “And yet here you are for some strange reason giving us the benefit of your dazzling insight. I doubt my…” Jan 4, 21:13
Andy Ellis on And every day was exactly the same: “@ Xaracen 8.08 pm Wind yer neck in ya bigoted piece of work. I didn’t say ALL Scots were bigots.…” Jan 4, 20:58
Ross on List Voting For Cretins: “Which other pro independence party is likely, on current polling, to achieve more than the 1 list seat though? Every…” Jan 4, 20:49