Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
It’s funny, but even when you think about politics all day for a living, there are some thoughts that just never pop into your head, and then someone says them a decade later and you think “Oh yeah, of course, it’s obvious”.
Iain Macwhirter is almost certainly right about that in today’s Times. We all focus on how it would have saved Scotland from Brexit, which of course it would, but the truth is that it would have saved the rest of the country too, because the shock would have been so seismic that politicians would have been terrified to put power in the hands of the people again for many, many years.
And of course maybe you love Brexit, or maybe you just think it would have been wrong for the rest of the country to have been denied a vote on it, or maybe you think Nigel Farage would have stormed to victory and become Prime Minister as a result or something. But those are all separate arguments. What’s beyond any reasonable doubt is that for good or ill, that’s how it would have panned out.
So as time goes on, remember who’s responsible not just for Scotland still being in the UK, but also for the UK being out of Europe and for Nicola Sturgeon having been First Minister for the last eight years and our country being run into the ground by a bunch of crooked, hapless, gender-obsessed imbeciles.
Thanks again, No voters. Great victory you won there.
You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
Just for old times’ sake, during last night’s attempted coup in America we took a little dip back into the Yoonstream, the very special place on social media where the most deranged of Scotland’s Unionists hang out.
Because 2020 is the maddest year in history, Ruth Davidson opened her contribution to Holyrood’s debate on the Brexit deal today with a lengthy quote from this website.
Drew Hendry won a lot of praise from Yes supporters a few days ago when he seized the Mace in the Commons. It’s not easy to speak in the chamber at any time and doing so in the face of hostility from the Speaker is challenging indeed.
The institution of Parliament is, by its very design, geared towards control by the British establishment. Not only are all sides uniformly hostile, but even the staff and officials, usually so polite and deferential, turn on you. So it was an intimidatory atmosphere in which he acted and it can’t have been easy.
But the idea that Scottish MPs should routinely require to suffer the scorn and derision poured upon their nation and their people is long past its sell-by date. Much of the vitriol shouted wouldn’t be countenanced elsewhere and just because it’s supposedly Honourable Members who act in that manner doesn’t justify it. There comes a time when words aren’t enough.
If this site seems to spend most of its time being angry at the SNP these days, that’s because we are. And a large part of that is because there’s very little that hacks us off more than people insulting our intelligence.
Smith’s tweet is just a crassly offensive flat-out lie. This week’s vote is NOT about “EU membership”. The United Kingdom hasn’t been a member of the EU since 31 January. We’ve already left and there’s no going back. The vote is about whether we leave with a sliver of a trade deal slightly reducing the self-inflicted harm, or the total catastrophe of no deal at all, and it’s just crushingly embarrassing for all concerned that Smith thinks so little of his own supporters as to believe he can “frame” it otherwise.
BigJay on Failure To Learn: “Donald, the Haiti v. Scotland match kicks off at 0200hrs on Sunday, 14th of June. The proposed public holiday will…” Jan 6, 14:37
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: “Dinna fash yersel, James. Alf’s posts are never intended for you.” Jan 6, 14:25
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: ““There is a word for such behaviour” Only one? Surely their should be two? One English and one Scots? Try…” Jan 6, 14:19
James on Failure To Learn: “Alf; you can’t educate pork.” Jan 6, 14:08
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: “@ Aidan says: 6 January, 2026 at 11:44 am “I may be king of Scotland” Fuck off! I’m the legitimate…” Jan 6, 14:03
Donald on Failure To Learn: “The point of the holiday the next day is ro allow people to stay up all night to watch it,…” Jan 6, 14:00
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: “No way am I believing Memmi, or Fanon, or Jonesey, or any of the others you cite were/are Scots, Alf.…” Jan 6, 13:56
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: “Ouch! That really stung. I was expecting a wee, rounded pebble, not a humongous, jagged chunk of Lewisian Gneiss. One…” Jan 6, 13:50
Xaracen on Failure To Learn: “@Aidan; The UN hasn’t evaluated Scotland’s circumstances, and the evaluation is not as simplistic as you pretend. Your reliance on…” Jan 6, 13:20
Alf Baird on Failure To Learn: ““One of Scotland’s biggest problems going into 2026 is that …the trans insanity is still firmly entrenched in ScotGov” And…” Jan 6, 13:16
James Cheyne on Failure To Learn: “These gap / lost and missing 11 days of Englands side of the theoretical treaty are never mentioned by unionist,” Jan 6, 13:12
James Cheyne on Failure To Learn: “Alf Baird. Besides Englands parliament continuing, There are indeed many anomalies ti the theoretical union that fall through the web…” Jan 6, 13:05
Xaracen on Failure To Learn: “@factchecker; Your claim that “the UK parliament contains proportional representation of English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish MPs on the democratic…” Jan 6, 13:03
ALANM on Failure To Learn: ““Disaster for Scotland” was a famous phrase coined by the late, great Arthur Montford. Sums up today’s SNP nicely.” Jan 6, 12:04
Aidan on Failure To Learn: “The UN hasn’t declared that I am not the legitimate king of Scotland, therefore I may be king of Scotland.…” Jan 6, 11:44
Xaracen on Failure To Learn: “England can not legitimately be described as a colony and annexed territory. Failed again!” Jan 6, 11:37
Xaracen on Failure To Learn: “Aidan said; “If we assume that NSGT=colony then Scotland doesn’t meet the definition of a NSGT either so whether or…” Jan 6, 11:24
Aidan on Failure To Learn: “If we assume that NSGT=colony then Scotland doesn’t meet the definition of a NSGT either so whether or not the…” Jan 6, 11:04
Captain Caveman on And every day was exactly the same: “Another incoherent, booze-fueled 4am rant from Rambo, as broadcast from the muddy banks of some godforsaken puddle or other in…” Jan 6, 11:01
100%Yes on Failure To Learn: “The so called advocate for Scotland and its people, why should the SNP and its leadership benefit by winning the…” Jan 6, 10:49
Alf Baird on Failure To Learn: “The Treaty of Union was never fully implemented hence the ‘UK’ state does not (yet) exist. The fact remains that…” Jan 6, 10:46
100%Yes on Failure To Learn: “This is why Wings and I have constantly tried to advocate to people that ridding ourselves of the SNP is…” Jan 6, 10:39
James Cheyne on Failure To Learn: “Always getting his fact checker facts wrong, The British parliament ended by dissolution the parliament of Great Britain in 1800.…” Jan 6, 10:38
The Flying Iron of Doom on And every day was exactly the same: “Hatey McHateface says: 4 January, 2026 at 1:14 pm Let a True Sovereign Scot who has never worn a baseball…” Jan 6, 10:30
Alf Baird on Failure To Learn: “The colonizer “seldom misses an opportunity to de-base the colonized” (Memmi).” Jan 6, 10:21
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: “Stop pussyfooting aboot, Xaracen. Just call the UN a bunch of male reproductive organs. Or is your New Year bottle…” Jan 6, 10:17
James Cheyne on Failure To Learn: “Now I don’t know much about football except it was in Scotland in the sixteen hundred and prior to that…” Jan 6, 10:17
Xaracen on Failure To Learn: “factchecker said: “Neither [England and Scotland] is a colony, according to the UN.” The UN is merely repeating what the…” Jan 6, 09:42
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: “Fa’s Professor Baird the day? Fa’s Northy? How odd that on Nollaig Beag (January 6th on the modern, colonially imposed…” Jan 6, 09:38
factchecker on Failure To Learn: “The Professor says (regarding his claim that “Scotland is the only colony and non-sovereign state in the World Cup final…” Jan 6, 09:31