Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
It’s funny, but even when you think about politics all day for a living, there are some thoughts that just never pop into your head, and then someone says them a decade later and you think “Oh yeah, of course, it’s obvious”.
Iain Macwhirter is almost certainly right about that in today’s Times. We all focus on how it would have saved Scotland from Brexit, which of course it would, but the truth is that it would have saved the rest of the country too, because the shock would have been so seismic that politicians would have been terrified to put power in the hands of the people again for many, many years.
And of course maybe you love Brexit, or maybe you just think it would have been wrong for the rest of the country to have been denied a vote on it, or maybe you think Nigel Farage would have stormed to victory and become Prime Minister as a result or something. But those are all separate arguments. What’s beyond any reasonable doubt is that for good or ill, that’s how it would have panned out.
So as time goes on, remember who’s responsible not just for Scotland still being in the UK, but also for the UK being out of Europe and for Nicola Sturgeon having been First Minister for the last eight years and our country being run into the ground by a bunch of crooked, hapless, gender-obsessed imbeciles.
Thanks again, No voters. Great victory you won there.
You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
Just for old times’ sake, during last night’s attempted coup in America we took a little dip back into the Yoonstream, the very special place on social media where the most deranged of Scotland’s Unionists hang out.
Because 2020 is the maddest year in history, Ruth Davidson opened her contribution to Holyrood’s debate on the Brexit deal today with a lengthy quote from this website.
Drew Hendry won a lot of praise from Yes supporters a few days ago when he seized the Mace in the Commons. It’s not easy to speak in the chamber at any time and doing so in the face of hostility from the Speaker is challenging indeed.
The institution of Parliament is, by its very design, geared towards control by the British establishment. Not only are all sides uniformly hostile, but even the staff and officials, usually so polite and deferential, turn on you. So it was an intimidatory atmosphere in which he acted and it can’t have been easy.
But the idea that Scottish MPs should routinely require to suffer the scorn and derision poured upon their nation and their people is long past its sell-by date. Much of the vitriol shouted wouldn’t be countenanced elsewhere and just because it’s supposedly Honourable Members who act in that manner doesn’t justify it. There comes a time when words aren’t enough.
If this site seems to spend most of its time being angry at the SNP these days, that’s because we are. And a large part of that is because there’s very little that hacks us off more than people insulting our intelligence.
Smith’s tweet is just a crassly offensive flat-out lie. This week’s vote is NOT about “EU membership”. The United Kingdom hasn’t been a member of the EU since 31 January. We’ve already left and there’s no going back. The vote is about whether we leave with a sliver of a trade deal slightly reducing the self-inflicted harm, or the total catastrophe of no deal at all, and it’s just crushingly embarrassing for all concerned that Smith thinks so little of his own supporters as to believe he can “frame” it otherwise.
Hatey McHateface on The Silent Revolution: “A careful reading of some of gregor’s recent posts, geri, suggests he still has his own teeth. I believe that…” Jan 28, 08:04
gregor on Safeguarding Is Not Right-Wing: “The Flying Iron of Doom: “Maybe in about seven hundred years time they’ll be calling him the Spammer of the…” Jan 28, 08:01
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “Cheers G m (makes the effort worthwhile, while I enjoy my annual work holiday) – Latest UK developments… Liz Truss…” Jan 28, 07:59
Hatey McHateface on The Silent Revolution: “Don’t tell me – tell some struggling, tax paying, law abiding citizen who can’t get medical treatment because there’s no…” Jan 28, 07:56
Hatey McHateface on The Silent Revolution: “Cheers, gregor. Leave your details with Rev Stu and I’ll forward you my OnlyFans account details. Live cam every evening…” Jan 28, 07:33
Captain Caveman on The Silent Revolution: “Wow. The unmitigated spewing forth of unlimited spam and nonsense, and you, “Young Lochivar”, choose to pick out my single,…” Jan 28, 07:16
Young Lochinvar on The Silent Revolution: “Andy, you seem to have developed a trait in your written opinions assuming that you and the Rev speak, if…” Jan 28, 02:04
Young Lochinvar on The Silent Revolution: “Why the down votes again? This place is becoming a Unionist tick box site. Needs sorted or genuine people are…” Jan 28, 01:56
Young Lochinvar on The Silent Revolution: “I don’t agree. Not overnight no but the SNPs electoral defenestration over the last few years shows they have (no…” Jan 28, 01:52
Young Lochinvar on The Silent Revolution: “Pointless comment. Where’s your blunderbuss moderation here then Rev or are you having a Jekyll and Hyde moment and inventing…” Jan 28, 00:51
Young Lochinvar on The Silent Revolution: “History lesson: It was a majority of Scottish (bribed) MPs that got us into this mess. So logically it’s a…” Jan 28, 00:42
The Flying Iron of Doom on The Silent Revolution: “Maybe in about seven hundred years time they’ll be calling him the Spammer of the Scots, who knows? 🙂” Jan 28, 00:28
G m on The Silent Revolution: “You dpn’t bother me. I pick up the odd thing from your posts having tossed oot the telly and given…” Jan 28, 00:21
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “Correction: “we’ll” (I’m only human:)” Jan 27, 23:22
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “You’ve missed the reality-hammer, Geri Scotland’s zombies and lost souls find it difficult to take. I’m confident well get there…” Jan 27, 23:19
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “Thanks Geri, Your defence of Scotland is noted among the frauds/useful idiots. I value Team-Scotland Champs like you… #TrueScotlandPatriot” Jan 27, 23:15
willie on The Silent Revolution: “Yes Alf, sensible pragmatic words. Trump could indeed change the landscape for Scotland. Starmer and Swinney picked a big enemy…” Jan 27, 22:58
Dan on The Silent Revolution: “And these aren’t even my words! lol “Anyone who says ‘solar panels’ or ‘heat pumps’ can seriously fuck off to…” Jan 27, 22:55
Geri on The Silent Revolution: “Never mind. You strike me as someone who is absolutely delighted that we’re still chained to Westminster & little Engurland.…” Jan 27, 22:52
Skip_NC on The Silent Revolution: “Aye, the case of Stefan Kiszko was open-and-shut. Until it wasn’t. Consider the numerous studies that have been done on…” Jan 27, 22:49
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “Looks like I’m Scotland’s original lover (blush) Nobody is willing to step up for Scotland, huh You lot don’t deserve…” Jan 27, 22:48
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “I admire Hatey’s unmitigated resilience, despite his forever-masochistic tendencies. He’s even got a sense of humour (unlike a cohort of…” Jan 27, 22:31
Geri on The Silent Revolution: “That’s right. It’s his site. Of course you’ve been there before, Herr Flick. I bet you’d have loved being in…” Jan 27, 22:28
Dan on The Silent Revolution: “Hi Mary, I think it’s always useful to share links with content like that which folk may not have been…” Jan 27, 22:27
Geri on The Silent Revolution: “Does it ever cross yer tiny mind that it may have been YOU that pissed them off? Leave Gregor alone.…” Jan 27, 22:23
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “Can’t you fight your own battle, Big Andy I’m only 5.6ft (just a little nothing-gardener) I don’t mind if you…” Jan 27, 22:18
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “What are the big matters of public interest, Andy…” Jan 27, 22:04
Hatey McHateface on The Silent Revolution: “I think that once the stories about public buildings constructed with Reinforced Autoclaved Aerated Concrete (RAAC) made it into the…” Jan 27, 21:59