Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
It’s funny, but even when you think about politics all day for a living, there are some thoughts that just never pop into your head, and then someone says them a decade later and you think “Oh yeah, of course, it’s obvious”.
Iain Macwhirter is almost certainly right about that in today’s Times. We all focus on how it would have saved Scotland from Brexit, which of course it would, but the truth is that it would have saved the rest of the country too, because the shock would have been so seismic that politicians would have been terrified to put power in the hands of the people again for many, many years.
And of course maybe you love Brexit, or maybe you just think it would have been wrong for the rest of the country to have been denied a vote on it, or maybe you think Nigel Farage would have stormed to victory and become Prime Minister as a result or something. But those are all separate arguments. What’s beyond any reasonable doubt is that for good or ill, that’s how it would have panned out.
So as time goes on, remember who’s responsible not just for Scotland still being in the UK, but also for the UK being out of Europe and for Nicola Sturgeon having been First Minister for the last eight years and our country being run into the ground by a bunch of crooked, hapless, gender-obsessed imbeciles.
Thanks again, No voters. Great victory you won there.
You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
Just for old times’ sake, during last night’s attempted coup in America we took a little dip back into the Yoonstream, the very special place on social media where the most deranged of Scotland’s Unionists hang out.
Because 2020 is the maddest year in history, Ruth Davidson opened her contribution to Holyrood’s debate on the Brexit deal today with a lengthy quote from this website.
Drew Hendry won a lot of praise from Yes supporters a few days ago when he seized the Mace in the Commons. It’s not easy to speak in the chamber at any time and doing so in the face of hostility from the Speaker is challenging indeed.
The institution of Parliament is, by its very design, geared towards control by the British establishment. Not only are all sides uniformly hostile, but even the staff and officials, usually so polite and deferential, turn on you. So it was an intimidatory atmosphere in which he acted and it can’t have been easy.
But the idea that Scottish MPs should routinely require to suffer the scorn and derision poured upon their nation and their people is long past its sell-by date. Much of the vitriol shouted wouldn’t be countenanced elsewhere and just because it’s supposedly Honourable Members who act in that manner doesn’t justify it. There comes a time when words aren’t enough.
If this site seems to spend most of its time being angry at the SNP these days, that’s because we are. And a large part of that is because there’s very little that hacks us off more than people insulting our intelligence.
Smith’s tweet is just a crassly offensive flat-out lie. This week’s vote is NOT about “EU membership”. The United Kingdom hasn’t been a member of the EU since 31 January. We’ve already left and there’s no going back. The vote is about whether we leave with a sliver of a trade deal slightly reducing the self-inflicted harm, or the total catastrophe of no deal at all, and it’s just crushingly embarrassing for all concerned that Smith thinks so little of his own supporters as to believe he can “frame” it otherwise.
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “Just watched a political broadcast from the Scottish Greens, no mention of transgender or Independence, not surprised. What I will…” Jan 26, 19:05
Nae Need! on Shield Of The Phantom: “No surprises there. Thank you for pushing at the firmly closed door, Stu, cos nobody else would have. Now we…” Jan 26, 19:01
agentx on Shield Of The Phantom: ““Nicola Sturgeon MUST be called to give evidence about deadly super hospital as she dodges scrutiny Scottish Labour leader Anas…” Jan 26, 18:51
Effijy on Shield Of The Phantom: “The confidence tricksters posing as a judicial system are using a blackout curtain for transparency. A response such as this…” Jan 26, 17:52
Willie on Shield Of The Phantom: “An absolute outrage of a response. No one, and I mean no one can have any confidence in the integrity…” Jan 26, 17:18
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “@bobo bunny, The National still has the offer of 1 years subscription for £20, just think you’ll be able to…” Jan 26, 16:48
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Or we could walk away legally not being in a 1707 treaty of union with neither the UK parliament or…” Jan 26, 16:47
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “One thing is certain Scotland will never become Independent by the hands of the SNP and I’ll be my house…” Jan 26, 16:41
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Crash course in Arabic (focus on water features) and a chequered T towel and you’ll be ready to rock n’…” Jan 26, 16:10
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: ““elect wee nige and let him destroy HR and give our SNHS to his american millionaire pals” You’ve got in…” Jan 26, 16:05
bobo bunny on Shield Of The Phantom: “Time to start burning things down, and blowing shit up.” Jan 26, 16:02
bobo bunny on Shield Of The Phantom: “You’re hardly 100%Yes then, are you?” Jan 26, 16:01
Robert Burns on Shield Of The Phantom: ““6b: it is about a judicial decision, or judicial case management.” So, making up stories to support a ‘judicial decision’…” Jan 26, 15:42
twathater on Shield Of The Phantom: “Aw well it’s nae big deal there’s nothing happening with Scottish politics just now anyway I wish there was some…” Jan 26, 15:37
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “The law in and of Scotland goes much deeper than what Stu is contending with, As we have to ascertain…” Jan 26, 15:17
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “Not surprised or disappointed! Professional people never turn on each other, the get the less fortunate to do it for…” Jan 26, 15:15
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Sarah. Other sources, As is the 1707 Treaty of Union between Scotland and…the Great Britain parliament They think up any…” Jan 26, 15:04
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “All the political down south and up here in Scotland have shied away from the truth over law and the…” Jan 26, 14:56
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “North Code, But that imperialsm and Scotland may be a Colony can be challenged on a legal bases because non…” Jan 26, 14:43
lothianlad on Shield Of The Phantom: “Welcome to the New Scotland of limited self Government run by The SNP!! Who nneds thatcher eh?” Jan 26, 14:42
sarah on Shield Of The Phantom: “My goodness, what an appallingly dismissive response. “No we won’t look again nor think again nor do anything whatsoever to…” Jan 26, 14:36
Hatey McHateface on Yelling at the tide: “Nae mentions of Fanon or Memmi? Not even a nod tae Jonesy? The boy’s a tube.” Jan 26, 14:20
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Comment #8! A new record!” Jan 26, 14:16
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “How many illegal “Scotland Acts” have led up to this sad point of the deterioration of law in Scotland. When…” Jan 26, 14:08
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Yelling at the tide: “LE CAMP D’ESPOIR: Discours du chef du Parti Québécois en réponse à Mark Carney. Paul St-Pierre Plamondon has given a…” Jan 26, 14:01
Northcode on Shield Of The Phantom: “Welcome to “The Colony”. What we see in this trite, arrogant, up-its-ain-erse, dismissive, and pompous wee fart of a response…” Jan 26, 13:56
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “I bet you emailed them on one of the four days of the week they don’t work. No wonder they…” Jan 26, 13:55