Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
It’s funny, but even when you think about politics all day for a living, there are some thoughts that just never pop into your head, and then someone says them a decade later and you think “Oh yeah, of course, it’s obvious”.
Iain Macwhirter is almost certainly right about that in today’s Times. We all focus on how it would have saved Scotland from Brexit, which of course it would, but the truth is that it would have saved the rest of the country too, because the shock would have been so seismic that politicians would have been terrified to put power in the hands of the people again for many, many years.
And of course maybe you love Brexit, or maybe you just think it would have been wrong for the rest of the country to have been denied a vote on it, or maybe you think Nigel Farage would have stormed to victory and become Prime Minister as a result or something. But those are all separate arguments. What’s beyond any reasonable doubt is that for good or ill, that’s how it would have panned out.
So as time goes on, remember who’s responsible not just for Scotland still being in the UK, but also for the UK being out of Europe and for Nicola Sturgeon having been First Minister for the last eight years and our country being run into the ground by a bunch of crooked, hapless, gender-obsessed imbeciles.
Thanks again, No voters. Great victory you won there.
You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
Just for old times’ sake, during last night’s attempted coup in America we took a little dip back into the Yoonstream, the very special place on social media where the most deranged of Scotland’s Unionists hang out.
Because 2020 is the maddest year in history, Ruth Davidson opened her contribution to Holyrood’s debate on the Brexit deal today with a lengthy quote from this website.
Drew Hendry won a lot of praise from Yes supporters a few days ago when he seized the Mace in the Commons. It’s not easy to speak in the chamber at any time and doing so in the face of hostility from the Speaker is challenging indeed.
The institution of Parliament is, by its very design, geared towards control by the British establishment. Not only are all sides uniformly hostile, but even the staff and officials, usually so polite and deferential, turn on you. So it was an intimidatory atmosphere in which he acted and it can’t have been easy.
But the idea that Scottish MPs should routinely require to suffer the scorn and derision poured upon their nation and their people is long past its sell-by date. Much of the vitriol shouted wouldn’t be countenanced elsewhere and just because it’s supposedly Honourable Members who act in that manner doesn’t justify it. There comes a time when words aren’t enough.
If this site seems to spend most of its time being angry at the SNP these days, that’s because we are. And a large part of that is because there’s very little that hacks us off more than people insulting our intelligence.
Smith’s tweet is just a crassly offensive flat-out lie. This week’s vote is NOT about “EU membership”. The United Kingdom hasn’t been a member of the EU since 31 January. We’ve already left and there’s no going back. The vote is about whether we leave with a sliver of a trade deal slightly reducing the self-inflicted harm, or the total catastrophe of no deal at all, and it’s just crushingly embarrassing for all concerned that Smith thinks so little of his own supporters as to believe he can “frame” it otherwise.
George Ferguson on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “@Sarah 1 Well nobody has helped me, so much for the umbrella. The facts. I can spend several hundred pounds…” Jun 16, 01:15
sarah on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Pending the Rev unveiling his proposal for ousting the SNP, in order to rekindle some enthusiasm and hope for we…” Jun 15, 21:04
agent x on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “I notice that Swinney’s calls for peace in the World has had zero effect. But he knows what will happen…” Jun 15, 20:44
Aidan on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “@Xaracen – You’d have to direct your question at them, you can read from the text below that there is…” Jun 15, 20:26
Xaracen on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “@Aidan; From the document you linked; “JPTi affirms that the principle of self-determination applies universally—not selectively. It is a legal…” Jun 15, 20:06
agent x on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: ““Nicola Sturgeon accuses actor of misogyny after he calls her ‘a witch’” https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/25240117.nicola-sturgeon-accuses-actor-misogyny-calls-a-witch/ —————————————— What’s her problem – she pardoned…” Jun 15, 19:22
Aidan on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “@Xaracen – The way that you navigate inconvenient facts by just making things up appears to know no boundaries and…” Jun 15, 17:35
Young Lochinvar on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Maybe Liam should join in and get his front teeth punched out – again! Get the popcorn out and book…” Jun 15, 16:51
Callum on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “John Swinney the modern day John Balliol – ‘Toom Tabard’ (empty coat)” Jun 15, 16:42
Xaracen on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “‘The C-24 has very strict rules. Only regions already on the UN’s official list of “Non-Self-Governing Territories” (NSGTs) are allowed…” Jun 15, 16:36
Southernbystander on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “O/T This amused me: Edinburgh council are worrying about ‘conflict’ between Fringe goers and ‘medium to high intoxication, fat’ Oasis’…” Jun 15, 16:15
Andy Ellis on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “@Dan 8.40pm So jist yer usual resorting to lame ad hominen pish and skirting around adding any input on the…” Jun 15, 15:58
Aidan on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “It’s 18,000 people assuming that everyone who signed it is a Scottish resident, and that nobody signed it more than…” Jun 15, 15:05
Aidan on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “@Xaracen – I’m happy to describe uncertainty or ambiguity where it exists, but here there isn’t any need because the…” Jun 15, 14:54
Hatey McHateface on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “So it’s not a fiction, but somebody has been perpetrating a heinous fiction. That’s cleared that up then. Perhaps :)…” Jun 15, 14:22
Hatey McHateface on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Powerful stuff, sarah. Know what we should do? We should link our struggle to that of the other two sovereign…” Jun 15, 14:10
Xaracen on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “@Hatey; The Treaty isn’t a fiction, but the authenticity of its implementation IS. Language matters, so use it properly. I…” Jun 15, 13:48
bobo bunny on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “the SNP members would have voted to say they agreed with the constitutional changes to democracy within the party. hell…” Jun 15, 13:46
sarah on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: ““We declare the right of the people of Scotland to the ownership of Scotland and to the unfettered control of…” Jun 15, 13:42
James Cheyne on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “What you are being asked to do is to look at taking sides so you will end you life days…” Jun 15, 13:18
Hatey McHateface on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “You could be right. But consider the alternative. We indigenes all sit about on our flabby erses, because we’re too…” Jun 15, 13:07
Hatey McHateface on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Bad boy, Andy. You’re not supposed to point the finger at the elephant in the room. ” Jun 15, 12:59
Breastplate on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “I’m sorry for upsetting you John, I really do love your comments on here. It brightens my day to know…” Jun 15, 12:53
Andy Ellis on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “So it works out at around 0.42% of the Scottish electorate. Doubtless the UN will be well impressed*. *Will totally…” Jun 15, 12:52
Hatey McHateface on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Another day and here we are, all having loadsa fun. There are other things going on in the world though.…” Jun 15, 12:48
Andy Ellis on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Less than 18 thousand people from an electorate of 4.2 million…? That’s not exactly a ringing endorsement in anyone’s book…” Jun 15, 12:48
James Cheyne on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “TURABDIN. A war is the ideal finishing touch for Britain, elite and globalists , as it will reduce the amount…” Jun 15, 12:42
Hatey McHateface on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Dry your eyes, BP, and be a brave wee sojer for yer mammie. Have you considered changing your pseudonym? Implants…” Jun 15, 12:30