Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
It’s funny, but even when you think about politics all day for a living, there are some thoughts that just never pop into your head, and then someone says them a decade later and you think “Oh yeah, of course, it’s obvious”.
Iain Macwhirter is almost certainly right about that in today’s Times. We all focus on how it would have saved Scotland from Brexit, which of course it would, but the truth is that it would have saved the rest of the country too, because the shock would have been so seismic that politicians would have been terrified to put power in the hands of the people again for many, many years.
And of course maybe you love Brexit, or maybe you just think it would have been wrong for the rest of the country to have been denied a vote on it, or maybe you think Nigel Farage would have stormed to victory and become Prime Minister as a result or something. But those are all separate arguments. What’s beyond any reasonable doubt is that for good or ill, that’s how it would have panned out.
So as time goes on, remember who’s responsible not just for Scotland still being in the UK, but also for the UK being out of Europe and for Nicola Sturgeon having been First Minister for the last eight years and our country being run into the ground by a bunch of crooked, hapless, gender-obsessed imbeciles.
Thanks again, No voters. Great victory you won there.
You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
Just for old times’ sake, during last night’s attempted coup in America we took a little dip back into the Yoonstream, the very special place on social media where the most deranged of Scotland’s Unionists hang out.
Because 2020 is the maddest year in history, Ruth Davidson opened her contribution to Holyrood’s debate on the Brexit deal today with a lengthy quote from this website.
Drew Hendry won a lot of praise from Yes supporters a few days ago when he seized the Mace in the Commons. It’s not easy to speak in the chamber at any time and doing so in the face of hostility from the Speaker is challenging indeed.
The institution of Parliament is, by its very design, geared towards control by the British establishment. Not only are all sides uniformly hostile, but even the staff and officials, usually so polite and deferential, turn on you. So it was an intimidatory atmosphere in which he acted and it can’t have been easy.
But the idea that Scottish MPs should routinely require to suffer the scorn and derision poured upon their nation and their people is long past its sell-by date. Much of the vitriol shouted wouldn’t be countenanced elsewhere and just because it’s supposedly Honourable Members who act in that manner doesn’t justify it. There comes a time when words aren’t enough.
If this site seems to spend most of its time being angry at the SNP these days, that’s because we are. And a large part of that is because there’s very little that hacks us off more than people insulting our intelligence.
Smith’s tweet is just a crassly offensive flat-out lie. This week’s vote is NOT about “EU membership”. The United Kingdom hasn’t been a member of the EU since 31 January. We’ve already left and there’s no going back. The vote is about whether we leave with a sliver of a trade deal slightly reducing the self-inflicted harm, or the total catastrophe of no deal at all, and it’s just crushingly embarrassing for all concerned that Smith thinks so little of his own supporters as to believe he can “frame” it otherwise.
TURABDIN on And every day was exactly the same: “@Hatey McHateface Effectively you’re talking ex pats….romantic notions of the homeland which never match the «romantic notion». Met the type,…” Jan 3, 19:34
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: “Wish I shared your optimism, Andy. The Baltic is full of sanctioned oil tankers. One sub could put six of…” Jan 3, 19:25
Hatey McHateface on List Voting For Cretins: ““The SNP’s clearly stated intention to thwart independence for Scotland is in plain sight” That’s just plain silly, Andy. The…” Jan 3, 19:12
Andy Ellis on And every day was exactly the same: “@ Hatey 6.24pm I agree WRT 4 wasted years, but many weapons systems in development are on pretty long lead…” Jan 3, 19:06
Andy Ellis on The Gulf War: “They’re not my parties or my criteria. Presumably Alba, ISP, I4I, Liberate Scotland….? There may be others no doubt.” Jan 3, 19:02
Hatey McHateface on List Voting For Cretins: ““it’ll only take me five minutes” Odd, Northy, but at this time of year, some things are more obvious. Didn’t…” Jan 3, 19:01
Cynicus on And every day was exactly the same: ““….apparently nothing much has changed since the Americans overthrew Noriega in Panama 36 years ago…“ ====== TWO things have. First,…” Jan 3, 18:51
Captain Caveman on List Voting For Cretins: “Oh do shut up, you fat, useless moron. One thing’s for sure though, no one is going to g to…” Jan 3, 18:47
Northcode on List Voting For Cretins: ““I don’t actually think this is the place – nor indeed do I think the vast majority of readers or…” Jan 3, 18:34
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: ““The indigenous peoples of «America» kick the colonists out….” And many millions of them return to Scotland, the land their…” Jan 3, 18:30
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: “Again, some good points, Andy. But you’re neglecting the time factor. We’ve wasted near 4 years wishing the problem would…” Jan 3, 18:24
Andy Ellis on And every day was exactly the same: “Not really: US kit is oftentimes amongst the best, but is routinely outperformed by systems developed elsewhere. The US oftentimes…” Jan 3, 17:49
Young Lochinvar on The Gulf War: “AE @ 9.21 Ahh.. And those parties meeting your criteria are??” Jan 3, 17:43
Andy Ellis on And every day was exactly the same: “…waste 10 minutes of your life reading the BTL posts from the usual suspects! Or the twilight zone as I…” Jan 3, 17:40
TURABDIN on And every day was exactly the same: “International Law is the toilet paper of the powerful. Trump’s next target? Iran…..an American funded fundamentalist protestant Iran is projected…..the…” Jan 3, 17:33
James on List Voting For Cretins: “Once you’ve stopped being embarrassed for everyone else Tory Boy you should try Socialist Worker, it’s a good read. Don’t…” Jan 3, 17:26
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: “Some sound sentiments, Andy, but the major problem with excluding the USA from our security architecture is that their kit…” Jan 3, 17:24
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: “You having a laugh, Andy? If you want to find a place where “apparently nothing much has changed”, waste 10…” Jan 3, 17:14
Andy Ellis on And every day was exactly the same: “What is clear surely is that the post WW2 world order (such as it was) is now irredeemably lost. MAGA…” Jan 3, 17:05
Andy Ellis on List Voting For Cretins: “@Aidan 3.55pm Amongst all of the deluded things that you sa Alf, the comparison between the Scottish people and the…” Jan 3, 16:46
Confused on And every day was exactly the same: “What is clear for us, if we want indy, WE NEED TO ABIDE BY THE NORMS OF INTERNATIONAL LAW and…” Jan 3, 16:44
Andy Ellis on List Voting For Cretins: “@ Northcode 12.40 pm They never make a statement that presents a plan or hypothesis that can be analysed and…” Jan 3, 16:22
Aidan on List Voting For Cretins: “Amongst all of the deluded things that you sa Alf, the comparison between the Scottish people and the people’s suffering…” Jan 3, 15:55
Shug on The Zone Of Interesting: “If Reform offered a referendum and an investigation into the Salmond case they will get a large part of the…” Jan 3, 15:43
TURABDIN on And every day was exactly the same: “AS IT WAS IN IRAQ, so it shall be in Venezuela……«Pax Americana», is that the distant rumble of San Andreas…” Jan 3, 15:32
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: “The colonized are forced to exist every day in an ‘apartheid regime’, ‘a people’ and their culture and language rendered…” Jan 3, 15:17
sarah on List Voting For Cretins: “@ BLMac: “SNP self-id as an independence party”. The leadership and hangers-on do. There’s so many members who are still…” Jan 3, 14:37
Nae Need! on And every day was exactly the same: “Willie, Cheers for typing that, it saved me from doing it 😉 Upon reflection, I think Chris is making a…” Jan 3, 14:15