Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
It’s funny, but even when you think about politics all day for a living, there are some thoughts that just never pop into your head, and then someone says them a decade later and you think “Oh yeah, of course, it’s obvious”.
Iain Macwhirter is almost certainly right about that in today’s Times. We all focus on how it would have saved Scotland from Brexit, which of course it would, but the truth is that it would have saved the rest of the country too, because the shock would have been so seismic that politicians would have been terrified to put power in the hands of the people again for many, many years.
And of course maybe you love Brexit, or maybe you just think it would have been wrong for the rest of the country to have been denied a vote on it, or maybe you think Nigel Farage would have stormed to victory and become Prime Minister as a result or something. But those are all separate arguments. What’s beyond any reasonable doubt is that for good or ill, that’s how it would have panned out.
So as time goes on, remember who’s responsible not just for Scotland still being in the UK, but also for the UK being out of Europe and for Nicola Sturgeon having been First Minister for the last eight years and our country being run into the ground by a bunch of crooked, hapless, gender-obsessed imbeciles.
Thanks again, No voters. Great victory you won there.
You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
Just for old times’ sake, during last night’s attempted coup in America we took a little dip back into the Yoonstream, the very special place on social media where the most deranged of Scotland’s Unionists hang out.
Because 2020 is the maddest year in history, Ruth Davidson opened her contribution to Holyrood’s debate on the Brexit deal today with a lengthy quote from this website.
Drew Hendry won a lot of praise from Yes supporters a few days ago when he seized the Mace in the Commons. It’s not easy to speak in the chamber at any time and doing so in the face of hostility from the Speaker is challenging indeed.
The institution of Parliament is, by its very design, geared towards control by the British establishment. Not only are all sides uniformly hostile, but even the staff and officials, usually so polite and deferential, turn on you. So it was an intimidatory atmosphere in which he acted and it can’t have been easy.
But the idea that Scottish MPs should routinely require to suffer the scorn and derision poured upon their nation and their people is long past its sell-by date. Much of the vitriol shouted wouldn’t be countenanced elsewhere and just because it’s supposedly Honourable Members who act in that manner doesn’t justify it. There comes a time when words aren’t enough.
If this site seems to spend most of its time being angry at the SNP these days, that’s because we are. And a large part of that is because there’s very little that hacks us off more than people insulting our intelligence.
Smith’s tweet is just a crassly offensive flat-out lie. This week’s vote is NOT about “EU membership”. The United Kingdom hasn’t been a member of the EU since 31 January. We’ve already left and there’s no going back. The vote is about whether we leave with a sliver of a trade deal slightly reducing the self-inflicted harm, or the total catastrophe of no deal at all, and it’s just crushingly embarrassing for all concerned that Smith thinks so little of his own supporters as to believe he can “frame” it otherwise.
There is no good position for the opposition parties in the House Of Commons to take on the impending Brexit deal vote this coming week.
It’s a terrible deal, and voting for it – as Labour will do – makes you look like an idiot, especially when it completely fails the “six tests” you swore never to vote for it without. On the other hand, time is absolutely up and were it to be somehow defeated the only alternative left to the deal would be a no-deal exit, which is the only thing worse.
Hatey McHateface on The People You Most Suspected: “Great isn’t it? You only have to be a half-educated smart-arse to run rings around most of Wings BTL finest!…” Nov 17, 08:41
twathater on The People You Most Suspected: “What would be KARMA is for one of the disgruntled staff being made redundant to become a whistleblower to EXPOSE…” Nov 17, 04:00
KOF on The People You Most Suspected: “I would say you are both right and wrong at the same time. Two generations ago Christmas was mainly a…” Nov 17, 00:09
sarah on The People You Most Suspected: “What drivel, piffle, spiel by Kerr. If he can’t tell the truth i.e. that they can’t afford this number of…” Nov 16, 22:12
Hatey McHateface on The People You Most Suspected: “There’s a nasty war on TURABDIN. Most Scots will be glad to see our defences being bolstered. If that means…” Nov 16, 19:54
sarah on The People You Most Suspected: “Jazz festival, someone reported yesterday. He’s got no sense of responsibility, has he? 🙂” Nov 16, 19:10
Hatey McHateface on The People You Most Suspected: “Just imagine how much would be wiped off the share price of any company that showed an advert true to…” Nov 16, 17:50
George Ferguson on The People You Most Suspected: “Speaking of chest binders and Wokeness in general. £800 million wiped off the share price of Boots for a Woke…” Nov 16, 17:16
Hatey McHateface on The People You Most Suspected: ““Scotland’s net zero emissions target date of 2045 is ahead of many other countries, including the UK whose target is…” Nov 16, 16:50
Hatey McHateface on The People You Most Suspected: “I wonder why you can’t refute my logic and disprove my facts then. It aught to be child’s play for…” Nov 16, 16:36
Hatey McHateface on The People You Most Suspected: “There’s a big improvement when you plagiarise somebody elses post, James. How else could you ever deploy multi-syllable words? My…” Nov 16, 16:20
Michael Laing on The People You Most Suspected: “You post the biggest amount of steaming excrement on here, Fuckface, but you’re really outdoing yourself now. I hope you…” Nov 16, 15:59
Mike D on The People You Most Suspected: “The Snp/ green government wont be deciding net zero for Scotland ya prat, That decision when and if it happens,…” Nov 16, 15:51
Republicofscotland on The People You Most Suspected: “So the Mayor of Scotland (Swinney) and his Vichy government are looking for people to take redundancies at their HQ.…” Nov 16, 15:39
moixx on The People You Most Suspected: ““…the REV has always got it – and not just got it, but gets right to the marrow of it…” Nov 16, 15:16
James on The People You Most Suspected: “What’s this? Oh aye I remember, it’s a “smart-arsed half-educated sophistry merchant” in full flow. Prick.” Nov 16, 14:56
Alf Baird on The People You Most Suspected: ““As a colony, you’re anybody’s.” Aye, deid richt: the colonized ‘are made bystanders’ in thair ain laund; they are ‘out…” Nov 16, 14:46
sarah on The People You Most Suspected: “I’m sure that very many more folk will be going. This is just one source that I have noticed. I…” Nov 16, 13:17
TURABDIN on The People You Most Suspected: “As a colony, you’re anybody’s. ANNOUNCING THE COMMISSIONING OF THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER, USS SCOTLAND https://www.armadainternational.com/2024/05/uk-opens-additional-us-p-8-facilities-at-raf-lossiemouth-enhancing-integration/ https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/funds-allocated-for-us-to-base-p-8-poseidon-aircraft-in-scotland-alongside-british-aircraft/ Rumour has it the «Scottish…” Nov 16, 12:43
sarah on The People You Most Suspected: “On facebook “The Crossgate Centre supports Alex Salmond”, people have said they will be going. These are individuals, not an…” Nov 16, 11:58
Alf Baird on The People You Most Suspected: ““Lets go wi the status quo?” So long as colonialism is permitted to continue, an oppressed nation and culture are…” Nov 16, 11:21
SteepBrae on The People You Most Suspected: “O/T Does anyone know whether arrangements are underway for people to gather to pay their respects to Alex on the…” Nov 16, 11:12
Hatey McHateface on The People You Most Suspected: ““thousands of Scots kids go hungry” Is this in “scotland” then? Here in Scotland, we’re supposedly not having any kids.…” Nov 16, 10:41