When we suggested yesterday that the SNP was turning into New Labour, we didn’t expect them to go to quite so much trouble to provide us with a timely illustration.
In happier times, almost seven years ago, a united and focused Yes movement had a bit of fun at the expense of Labour MP Ian Murray when he had a huge pearl-clutching fainting fit over someone putting a couple of stickers on his constituency office.
The SNP has of course denied them, but they also denied our recent leak from the party’s draft manifesto and we know for sure that that was real. The trouble with lying all the time is that nobody believes you even if you occasionally tell the the truth.
Of course, there would be an easy way to prove the numbers were a fake – release the real ones, which is in any case the most fundamental element of transparency in a democratic election. And whatever they are could hardly be any more embarrassing than the rumours, which have candidates topping the list (and likely to get seats) on a shocking 2.4% of the vote.
It brings us genuinely no pleasure at all to report that events in Scottish politics are panning out exactly the way we’ve been telling you they would for nearly two years.
There’s a strange new affliction affecting the SNP: fear of figures.
Now, we should say that we don’t believe for even a second that the SNP has actually had 10,000 new members in the last two days. It’s ridiculous to the point of insulting. But purely for the sake of argument, let’s imagine it was true.
Finally, after an astonishing four and a half days of “counting”, the SNP have released their candidate rankings for the regional list in this year’s Holyrood election. We’ll give you the results first, and then something much more interesting.
Like an old man getting up for the fourth time in the middle of the night, the Scottish Government has squeezed out another little dribble of its legal advice in respect of the conduct of its shambolic investigation into false allegations against Alex Salmond.
And to push that gross analogy to its outermost limit, it must have found releasing one of the documents in particular as painful as passing a rather large kidney stone.
What puzzles many about the Alex Salmond situation is motive. It’s incredibly difficult for some Yes supporters to imagine any motive that could justify the awfulness of what Alex Salmond has been put through by his successor, and so they reject the whole idea of any sinister goings-on out of hand.
However, it’s far easier to understand what went on when you look at the personality of Nicola Sturgeon and her historical pattern of behaviour.
Because the core fact is that Sturgeon simply cannot bear to lose. She’s very single-minded, and doesn’t really adapt or regroup in the face of adversity. When events and new information make problems for her ideas and plans, she just keeps going – often creating more problems as she tries to force the plan back on track.
Sturgeon’s main priority – in common with most politicians – is to stay in power and to boost her own image and profile. We can look at some hot topics and her behaviour around them, and gain clear insights into what happened to Alex Salmond and why.
We thought readers might like a look at the draft SNP manifesto introduction (written, we hear, by Mike Russell) that’s currently being passed around branches for comment.
Having once been a Scottish Labour MEP, I joined the SNP 10 years ago because I believed we needed the party to secure independence. I was warmly received by local and national members including Alex Salmond.
I became an active member in Edinburgh West and represented them at conference, became a member of the National Council and almost became the MP for Kilmarnock, losing narrowly to Alan Brown (now the MP) in the selection.
(I was incidentally almost blocked from running because I wasn’t “sufficiently loyal”. I was allowed to stand on appeal because Kenny MacAskill on the appeal panel said, “Well Hugh if you don’t agree with a vote in Parliament couldn’t you just go to the opera instead?” I agreed and was approved accordingly.)
My relations with the SNP have not admittedly always been plain sailing. I resigned once, when Nicola Sturgeon held up the front page of the Sun during the 2016 election after it tactically decided to back the SNP in Scotland (whilst supporting the Tories in England) because Murdoch always liked to back winners.
This raised serious questions about Nicola’s judgement and made me suspect she isn’t as smart as she thinks.
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: “Oor Scottish Constitution, in Scots an Englis: https://salvo.scot/scottish-constitution/” Jan 27, 12:15
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: “Yer hope has been realised Willie, its just got the go-ahead. Lets now see what legal acrobatics our imperial oppressor…” Jan 27, 11:58
willie on Shield Of The Phantom: “And while we are considering the matter of a lying dissembling judge and wider compromised judiciary where, o where, has…” Jan 27, 11:09
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Alf Baird, It does however confirm the Colony condition that Scotland has been claiming and goes further into the new…” Jan 27, 10:54
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Difficult to define Scotland position on Constitution regards monarchy, Scotland as a republic Country does not seem to taken up…” Jan 27, 10:38
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: “We should not be so shocked that a colonial government and justice system oppresses the people and ignores their cries…” Jan 27, 10:07
PC Foster on Shield Of The Phantom: “https://www.crowdjustice.com/case/why-i-am-suing-my-trade-union/ You are correct Colin 100%.” Jan 27, 09:50
J Robertson on Shield Of The Phantom: “This clause seems engineered to prevent complaints over judicial case conduct – presumably means it can be included in an…” Jan 27, 09:29
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “I was worried I might have missed something, so I just did a quick check of my loose change. Yup!…” Jan 27, 09:29
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: ““We are under a deliberate falsified illusion” Never a truer word, James. Now define “We”. “we could walk away legally”…” Jan 27, 09:18
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “You’re likely right about that, Cynicus, but that’s not the main issue. The main issue is that an obvious mistake…” Jan 27, 09:05
Robert Burns on Shield Of The Phantom: “From this article… https://sanityunleashed.substack.com/p/ai-facilitating-the-misleading-and The piece doesn’t just discuss Sandie Peggie’s ‘trial’, but the use of A.I. by law courts.…” Jan 27, 08:49
Willie on Shield Of The Phantom: “Banana Republic you say RK and it wouldnt be a quip too far to opine that a banna republic is…” Jan 27, 08:41
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “I realise that teaching you to sing a new dirge is as impossible as teaching an old dog new tricks,…” Jan 27, 08:40
Cynicus on Shield Of The Phantom: ““ Why would a tribunal judge make such gross errors?” Use Occam’s Razor. The simplest explanation is that the “judicial…” Jan 27, 02:45
Cynicus on Shield Of The Phantom: ““This Judge Kemp has been shown to be a liar” ========= That is too strong. Less diligent than his high…” Jan 27, 02:35
Saffron Robe on Shield Of The Phantom: “Colin, your point about a deliberately flawed judgement makes sense and seems very likely to be true.” Jan 27, 01:43
robertkknight on Shield Of The Phantom: “Zero accountability in the Banana Republic that is the SNP’s Scotland. Only thing to do…kick the B***ARDS OUT!” Jan 26, 23:43
Lorna Campbell on Shield Of The Phantom: “You make excellent points, Colin. The thing is: if there was political interference, it has not served whoever did it,…” Jan 26, 23:20
Young Lochinvar on Yelling at the tide: “Who knows what goes through the heads of our super(ior) fan daby dozy southern neighbours. Probably have a contingency plan…” Jan 26, 22:59
McDuff on Shield Of The Phantom: “This is outrageous. Is there no one with power and prominence within the political and judicial system to challenge this…” Jan 26, 21:16
Colin Dawson on Shield Of The Phantom: “Perhaps the purpose of the judgement was to try to delay the resolution of the issue of safe spaces for…” Jan 26, 21:04
Iain More on Shield Of The Phantom: “Off topic probably. So when is Starmers Rent Boys Trial? Will we ever see one? I guess the days when…” Jan 26, 20:05
Nae Need! on Shield Of The Phantom: “An interesting point, lothianlad. When we consider that Sturgeons idol WAS, in fact, Thatcher. And then when we consider the…” Jan 26, 19:25
Nae Need! on Shield Of The Phantom: “It is. They will obfuscate, though. There’s a part of my mind that still can’t fully understand how government business…” Jan 26, 19:16
Lorna Campbell on Shield Of The Phantom: “I think you may be right, Rev. Had Kemp used AI, or listened to his two lay colleagues, he would…” Jan 26, 19:12
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “Just watched a political broadcast from the Scottish Greens, no mention of transgender or Independence, not surprised. What I will…” Jan 26, 19:05