Today is the last day of Nicola Sturgeon’s record-breaking reign as First Minister of Scotland. In a few hours we’ll know who is to succeed her in the role. She was only the second SNP occupant of Bute House, and the legacy she bequeaths compared to the one she inherited from Alex Salmond is a matter of measureable record.
There can surely be no credible disputing that the SNP leadership election – and therefore that of Scotland’s next First Minister – is, to put it very mildly, under a cloud.
As things stand, whoever wins will be forever tainted by the process – easy meat for the Unionist opposition in the Holyrood chamber and the media and a potential legal challenge could cause untold further damage to the party.
With six days still left for voting, the case for a reballot – an administratively fairly trivial task in an election being conducted almost entirely online – is now unanswerable, and needn’t even involve a delay.
The SNP having a fondness for lying about their membership wouldn’t have come as quite such a shock to the Scottish press if they paid a little more attention to this website. Because we were pointing it out two and a half years ago.
It was in October 2020 that we told you how the SNP’s 2019 accounts revealed the party’s true membership figures weren’t the claimed 126,000 but more like 87,000.
Hats off to the SNP. Every time we think that the party’s leadership election can’t get any more absurdly farcical, they pull something extra-mad out of the bag.
After this happened yesterday, it suddenly become “known” across the Scottish media that the SNP NEC was going to hold an extraordinary meeting in order to authorise the release of the membership figures after all three candidates demanded them.
Some of the country’s most senior hacks, including BBC Scotland’s Political Editor and the editor of the Daily Record, sombrely informed their readers of the development.
Tonight’s debate on Sky News between the three SNP leadership candidates was yet another inconclusive low-scoring draw, with each contender taking a few hits (almost all from host Beth Rigby) and also landing the odd blow on each other.
The most notable of the latter was probably when Ash Regan gave Humza Yousaf a rather uncomfortable time over his claiming credit for the Queensferry Crossing when he was Transport Secretary.
As well as frantically trying to deflect by pretending Regan had attacked the SNP’s record on the project in general, Yousaf insisted that he’d played a major role in the bridge’s delivery. So let’s just check the timeline.
The Unionist media in Scotland (ie all of the media in Scotland) usually keeps up a pretty united front when it comes to the subjects of independence or the SNP. So it’s been fascinating in these last couple of weeks to see a genuine schism develop between them on the subject of the party’s leadership election.
(For the avoidance of doubt, we do not include Holyrood Magazine, whose splendid front cover image that is, in “the Unionist media”.)
Right back at the start of the contest we highlighted The Times’ full-on love-in for Kate Forbes, but most of the Scottish press has now made their preferences clear. And you’ll never guess who they really, really DON’T want to be the next First Minister.
In fairness, you can’t really accuse them of hiding it any more.
The faint hearts and pension-seekers of the SNP think that their time has come – the moment when the party’s pursuit of independence can be quietly downgraded to a vague long-term aspiration that will ensure their seats on the gravy train for decades.
Starting at noon tomorrow is your very last chance to stop them.
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Hatey McHateface on Step One: “Because the rule is: Conclusion first, evidence second, or not at all when it contradicts the conclusion.” Jul 14, 09:45
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James Blair on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Well done Rev for your dogged and forensic dismantling of the lies and deceit that this awful woman has inflicted…” Jul 14, 09:13
Jay on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Clean up your mind p, McHateful. Why waste our time with your obsessions. Your obsession with excretory processes seemed to…” Jul 14, 08:46
100%Yes on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I am in no doubt when Sturgeon stood down as FM she believed she had this all under control, so…” Jul 14, 08:40
100%Yes on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “If you tell one lie more are sure to follow. When all of this started it was about the Independence…” Jul 14, 08:22
Hatey McHateface on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I guess if Memmi was right, there would be absolutely no point in sending the Scotland team to the World…” Jul 14, 08:14
Hatey McHateface on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “The Guardian is reporting that whistleblowers have revealed how close the UK came last month to an electricity supply grid…” Jul 14, 07:54
factchecker on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Our esteemed professor says “the fact remains that “a colonized people are in no way a subject of history any…” Jul 14, 07:47
bumsrush on The Only Notes That Really Count: “Spot on. Now, are there powers to force disclosure of the Police and COPFS files? Jimmy Savile’s Police and CPS…” Jul 14, 03:17
twathater on Step One: “As usual Aydan you have comprehension issues or you are just stupid , “What time of restrictions are you after?…” Jul 14, 02:34
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Hatey McHateface on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “And on that day, everybody’s drawers will be around their ankles.” Jul 14, 00:08